Andy rejects the color joke while Mike keeps trying
Mike answers roll call with a color joke, Andy says he does not like fun, and the desk labels it a grandpa/G-paw joke. They threaten to record Jason’s bad-joke self-reckoning.
Main show · February 20, 2024
Shocking Stats from 2023 + New Rules, Grandpa Jokes - Fantasy Football Podcast for 2/20
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Episode notes & curated moments 6 records
The league median rule turns every week into two games
The hosts explain that league-median scoring gives a win or loss against the head-to-head opponent and another against the weekly scoring median, producing 2-0, 1-1, or 0-2 weeks.
Andy tries to sell the median rule for four years
Andy admits he is stuck in the old-ways mindset, then says he may spend the next four years convincing the league. The desk jokes that it may take a third attempt and that a “turd” votes against fairness.
Kyle Pitts becomes a robotic tight end with an Arthur Smith blame button
The hosts describe Pitts as robotic at times, say he could not pivot properly, and then admit that blaming Arthur Smith for everything is easy and feels good.
Al Borland discovers Harry Potter twenty-three years late
The closing mailbag reveals that Al Borland has only just watched the first two Harry Potter films; the desk is stunned that he thought 2001 was roughly ten years ago and then discusses his fear of spiders.
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This episode is logged for show personality, crew behavior, recurring jokes, league customs, and scene-ready physical actions. Mike answers roll call with a color joke, Andy says he does not like fun, and the desk labels it a grandpa/G-paw joke. They threaten to record Jason’s bad-joke self-reckoning. The hosts explain that league-median scoring gives a win or loss against the head-to-head opponent and another against the weekly scoring median, producing 2-0, 1-1, or 0-2 weeks. Andy admits he is stuck in the old-ways mindset, then says he may spend the next four years convincing the league. The desk jokes that it may take a third attempt and that a “turd” votes against fairness. The hosts describe Pitts as robotic at times, say he could not pivot properly, and then admit that blaming Arthur Smith for everything is easy and feels good. The closing mailbag reveals that Al Borland has only just watched the first two Harry Potter films; the desk is stunned that he thought 2001 was roughly ten years ago and then discusses his fear of spiders.
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