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Early RB Rankings: 11-24 + Buy/Sell, Elastic Life - Fantasy Football Podcast

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Early RB Rankings: 11-24 + Buy/Sell, Elastic Life - Fantasy Football Podcast

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Also, he will handle any Boston cream donuts that you send his way. How is the quarantine weight gain attempts going? I have been beating my record every day. Are you saying, I'm like starting to get worried about you, like a little bit.

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Yeah, I mean, so far, same clothes so far. I haven't had to add extensions or go into a new size. Well, my wife's a great seam. Hold on. Full elastic? Yeah. Hold on. When is the last time you put on like an actual pair of pants? Okay. Now we're getting real, Mike, because I've been wearing a lot of elastic through this break. And it, the last time was yesterday. And it fit different. Still got in there?

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I still got in there, but that button was, that button was upset with me. That button was saying, dude, this hurts. Oh, no. But I got in, and so I think I'm good. Look, I'm just trying to. Could you do a show and a pair of your blue jeans right now? I could, but my face would be so red, buttoned, but like I would, I would just be sweating right now. All right. I'm just, take care of yourself there.

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Oh, I am taking care of myself. I'm putting on the LBs every day. And I want to get up to 350 by the time we're back in the studio. That's getting ready for winter. Someone get me an exercise bike. I'm on the precipice of, like, buzzing the head because I don't, I mean, who's going to get their haircut over the duration of this long quarantine? You got to do it yourself, man. Mike trimmed his beard down. I did. It looks good. Yeah.

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It looks good on the camera. There was some mistakes for me. Okay. All right. I mean, you are small on my screen right now, so that's probably a plus. Al Borland wants to know why you can't just use a regular bike because it's gorgeous outside. He says you don't need a peloton, sir. Well, here's the thing. I don't own a bike, and so I've got to get one of them. And one of them I can use year round, and the other one in Arizona is not going to see the light of the sun in the summer.

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So we're running out of time already in Arizona. It's getting so hot. My kids have been swimming every day this week. That's insane. In Michigan, there's snow on the ground. Well, we're swimming in Arizona. I really hope this COVID thing doesn't like the heat because we're going to be in good shape in Arizona really, really soon. COVID's dead. So are we? All right. Thanks for tuning in listening, supporting the show. We appreciate you. Stay safe. Goodbye.

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