Deucers Alley gets Christmas hate blockers
The holiday opening explicitly points to Deucers Alley, where the hosts wear seasonal outfits and hate blockers.
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The holiday opening explicitly points to Deucers Alley, where the hosts wear seasonal outfits and hate blockers.
Mike says he beat Papa Josh for last year's trophy while Al denies involvement and threatens to win this year.
The hosts lovingly support Week 18 while calling it a stupid recorder concert they have to attend.
Christian Watson and Rashad Bateman are imagined pulling braces and wraps from a shared weekly supply.
Al's anxiety about a Christmas game is escalated into a fake charge if Lamar Jackson ruins his fantasy matchup.
Mike says Schultz looks like a slow monster and imagines his shoes are tied together.
Mike plans to wrap gifts from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. in underwear and whiskey, while the others confess to ugly packages.
The Christmas Eve show opens with holiday outfits in Deucers Alley and a fantasy-league betrayal: Mike beat Papa Josh for a title last year while Al is now trying to win and denying involvement. The hosts call Week 18 a recorder concert they must attend even though it is terrible. They compare fragile players to a shared brace supply, joke that Al could be manslaughtered by Lamar Jackson while watching Houston-Baltimore, and describe Dalton Schultz as moving like a monster with tied shoes. The closing turns to the hosts' wrapping habits: Mike plans a late-night whiskey-fueled underwear marathon while others confess to Frankenstein packages.
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