Top 10 Show Moments of 2024 - Fantasy Footballers Podcast

look uh I'm going to get the uh get the elephant out of the way yeah let's uh let's talk about what's going on here obviously not quite as dressed up as I was last year happy Halloween you look a little worse than you did last well less lipstick for sure yeah which you know that can mask a lot of uh imperfections yes we a year older you're wiser you know we're growed UPS yeah this is I told you we were trying to ordered some stuff it didn't come in apparently overnight shipping is not overnight you know what I mean I warned you I know I

know we we we've become a little bit laxidasical and I'm really sorry and if you're listening that's fine right you don't care you don't lose out on anything but um I'm sorry we do have a great show you can follow us on Twitter huh what is happening where did the lights go deers hello hello do we have some lights here can we turn the lights back on Happy Halloween what what what in the world was that all about they got the power back on and you guys look a little bit different Mike we got a we got a problem over here you're telling me brother oh

boy we got we got the costumes in I guess so I guess they shipped them pretty fast this is one of those classic costumes yeah so every kid every Halloween dresses up like me as the blue medical tint the hero or at least the feature the24 MVP of the season but my third and final my guy it's been a journey a long journey with this guy but I think he's the steal of your [Music] draft Tank Bigsby tank what you Andy that's tell us why how did this work take Bigby it is not the long con oh my gosh so why is he the best value in the

draft you son of a gun that this is not I can't believe this worked yes it is not tank Bigsby wait a minute Andy no wait a minute Andy I have a golden ticket that says I could change your opinion here so man you cannot pick my my guy all right oh you sons of gun the butt the button said something different yes no for those that are listening everything's the same for those that are watching on YouTube I am in Mike seat Mike is in my seat for the normal ordinary reason that I knocked one of my teeth out yes and I'm just vain enough to not

want to put it on display for the entire show and it's not just like a tooth hidden in the back you know what I mean oh yeah that's fine it's not even one of the bottom teeth no it's it's one of the big guys metf huge disappointment people should should be mad that was the worst one I've ever done you know they got different flourishes and sure sure they do I play in a fantasy league that is all ref positions so we get points for illegal formations we get points for illegal we get all that stuff um no no no no

no what I said illegal shift yeah that's that's what the tap rewind that's what the tape is say happening to me illegal shift the F in letter in that word it's doing really heavy lifting all right Nasty Boys oh no oh Andy oh look at this look at this oh uh for the podcast listening audience and please turn around for our uh live audience this man is wearing a shirt I got golden ticketed and I got t-shirt wearing a shirt with Andy Holloway's face missing a tooth eat your dry Bland bird you know I'm making a turkey this year really first time in my life from

from scratch no I braised it it's I've I've plucked it so you're you are in the transformation to Jason Moore becomes a chef you are the one doing the I am making making the bird I'm a spatch a turkey and I'm GNA you're making up words now was that word spatchcock I'm GNA well there's our hashtag okay I guess I guess we got that one out of the way what yeah spatchcocking is come on man it's a normal thing it's just just a family show it is a totally real normal word a cooking method that involves removing a bird's backbone so it can lie flat while

cooking yes I'm gonna I'm gonna take that spine out hold on hold on I'm G spatchcock that bird hold on we've we have a cooking method you remove the bird's backbone which that makes sense and they're like hey despine no no no spatcock what who made a that word I don't know but I think it was a 17-year-old boy at least like dispatch mean like oh dispatch yeah well I wouldn't go there either listen welcome in all right let's talk actually sorry real quick I hate to cut in I know we got a full show but Mike that project that you had us work on that you said to

move to top priority yes we got that done for you oh yes excellent oh guys so did you watch the Sunday Night Football game Atlanta yeah yeah Kansas City yeah so half time this is not good at half timee I was I was so inspired by what took place at halftime let's go oh you're talking about when Arthur Blank after a bold self-nomination the fantasy footballers Ring of Honor is proud to induct the fantasy Hitman I did Mike Wright I did it everybody the first ever fantasy football's Ring of Honor member wow oh my God I have so many people to thank

how much I mean I don't know how much time I have here as much as you need it's your show this was so deers thank you uh Andy Jason thank you for for Lifting me up to this place where I could finally achieve my dream of getting into the Ring of Honor by myself incredible you inducted yourself so you're the only one well yeah oh yeah yeah I'll probably shut it down after this but thank you guys I you're supporting the fans wow I could not have got here without everyone really helping it was a team effort to get me into my

Ring of Honor wow congratulations can we give him a round of applause the people love it can we give him a round of applause unbelievable wow you were inspired by Arthur Blank himself I think Andy why don't you talk about how much you love Kyle Pitts make it positive why don't you bring Kyle Pitts up you love them well no hold on hold on wait a minute hold on because I seem to remember I've got a golden ticket oh I got a Golden [Music] Ticket yeah you know how long I've been saving on to this for this show baby he I have no yeah I love Kyle bits

yes you do let me tell you how much you do Andy why don't you oh no why don't you read the people what you think about Kyle pits it's time to come clean about something that has been bugging me for quite a while I love Kyle pittz and I want the world to know it nice oh okay cuz Kyle pittz is Parks and wreck come on you got to you got to be kidding how did you pull this up all right I got a question before we kick off my own question like where where is the third where is the third

deer yes where is where is Matt where's the Falcon no you did it you brought it up on the show where is the third guy I don't know I see an empty chair in let me let me count that man is a family Al Borland say something I'm here all right and then we've got Papa Josh oh no papa Jos and then uh the Falcon yeah say something let's listen he's not there he's missing I'm not hearing anything well my my understanding okay is that he had lunch and coffee and it was possible oh no it was possible he was brewing a little

something I just haven't seen him in a while oh man and I was just kind of we have a note in our chat that he he said I hit both bathrooms out of spite so he's just he's just desecrating the building right now the Falcon is fully he's questionable to return starts of the [Music] week you know he's not starting today no my gosh where'd he go are you kidding me the the Falcon has flown the poop the Falcon has flown the poop uh speaking of diarrhea I'm going to check in with the the douches alley someone's missing oh no someone has gone Miss he just ran out

guys this it's not a bit anymore yeah this is this is a a doctor is needed not good against tight end I know it's shocking but since week three they ranked 30th in schedule Justin fantasy points allowed to tight ends oh my goodness what is happening and we have we are down a deer and deer's alley and it's the Falcon is reported he's here the Falcon has clinched deers be deucing man my are you kidding me Papa Josh guys the show is an hour long poopa Josh poopa Josh how I mean this is a onh hour podcast we just do it every

day deers alley is Deen ABD Pro dece in this show right now full it's hard to see in the shadows there but I believe we do have a new little trophy uh for one of our deers what that should actually it is a toilet Trophy and it should go to Papa Josh because that he is the reigning champ he is the reigning had to leave the show to take a that's the most recent the most recent yeah about January he was like I'm impervious yeah I came back uh from Colombia in January had Co gave it to you oh not Mike no get it mik no no he

was like yeah I I can't even get this I got tattoos I can't get oh look how tough I am look how large I'm J [Music] G what in the world was that that was the most ill-timed thing I've ever seen in my life I thought we had technical difficulties okay so let's let's just walk through oh I was on a roll I had I had so much material ready to go and then apparently I'm guessing that the deers were uh like all prepped with this Jay Grizz thing and they were so excited to pull out this whatever just happened I

don't know what just happened I'm honest I just unmuted his mic you oh you you unmuted Jay grizz's mic yeah and that's what in the middle of our funny thing this is a Jay Grizz problem Jay watch yourself just gave it to you yeah no without like a rocket pack or something um I'm J G I'm J gri oh always got graphics bold prediction that I I think the entire world is behind yes yes yeah footclan prepare yourself Dennis Allen the head coach of the New Orleans Saints will be fired after week five the biggest cheer of the night [Applause]

Freedom you don't like that guy this dude uh sucks his Persona is that he's high and mighty and that he is the brightest shining star and instead he is the biggest whining excuse maker I've ever seen at head coach we joked about a month ago that on the foot cast I think it was that Dennis Allen is clearly he's driving a vet he's got a core vet right he's one of those guys driving around his vet I looked into it we were wrong he drives a bus and he drives it over his players and he drives it over his coaching staff

okay every single time he is at the podium all he does is blame everyone else but if the Saints are good oh my gosh oh man I shave my head I will shave my head the we're back to this if the Saints win 10 games I will save my head on air we also have a new addition we got a new addition to the Set uh come on wither man it's the other way back behind Jason we do have a uh an official Dennis Allen thermometer it's uh got 10 spots two of them already have W's in it oh see now

now we left the camera go back go back to his camera thank you very much I can't put this one on suckers you lost Philly 10 W's for Dennis Ellen and the Saints equals one shaved head I actually thought Christmas time was just related to the news that that Dennis Allen had been camped see you later sucker I mean just take the thermometer down he's not there and don't don't rip our wall what a waste of money we Spike [Music] you oh welcome in was that an updated graphic that was a stupid updated graphic that Andy missed on the

YouTube it didn't say with the uh producers like usual what did it say said uh with the league of record champions and it had the picture of the Champs well there's uh there Al Borland The King The King give him the Applause Jason the people love it go I'm so happy for you the people love oh he's got all the graphics ready it's not there when you produce the show and you're the champ you get to just do get it out there I'm going to have to stare at that the whole dang show yeah I mean the producers got a lot of power

the last five weeks of the Season Lea was the tight end oh oh no spontaneous congratulations yeah hey this is Bri Andy's wife I want to give my biggest congratulations to ow Bor win the league of record titles it was a close call but you came out victorious in the end like a true champion congrats absolutely W body that was so sweet oh that was so sweet of her otherwise uh oh there we go there we go hey spontaneous congratulations hey guys this is Caleb Andy's son I wanted to congratul ulate Al Borland on the amazing win and for

beating my dad for the rightful Victory win for you is a win for all of us oh yes so the waivers oh oh yes oh yes spontaneous congratulations this is Alysa Andy's favorite daughter but I'm not here to talk about my dad owl you are the greatest fantasy football champ in the world congrats on your victory over my dad oh thanks sweetie that oh man I don't there's one more to go um mailbag God yeah yeah yeah I got one more kid spontaneous congratulations I knew this was coming hey Al this is Nathan Andy son and League of record cooner I may have

lost the championship to you but to be honest a better man won you may not be my dad but you're my hero yes yes why would he do that he's the one that should have rejected the the fame thank you so much Nate oh my gosh do I have permission to close this out or do you have any like relatives of mine that you have summoned up my parents aren't here to walk in and I I did text your dad he never responded gosh oh my gosh so we're all set man probably thought you were spam probably blocked you goodbye everybody

congratulations Al New Year's tomorrow no show we'll be back Thursday goodbye thank you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast join our fantasy football community on jointhefoot.com and follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers [Music]