The tree flips the studio into Christmas mode
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Main show · December 2, 2024
Week 13 Studs & Duds + Turkey Trauma - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/2
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Week 13 Studs & Duds + Turkey Trauma - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/2
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Jason gives a frozen second spatchcock turkey CPR
After Spatchcock reaches number nine in holiday trends and his first bird turns out excellent, Jason double-spatchcocks for a second Thanksgiving. The new turkey is insufficiently thawed, putting him literally on the ground trying to CPR the bird for leverage while cutting its spine and breaking its breastbone. The published episode only reports this story from the desk; it does not show the home event.
Papa Josh denies the drama while missing the playoffs
A host recalls the prior season's down-the-stretch Papa Josh drama and says the rematch is absent because Josh is not sniffing the current playoffs. Papa Josh audibly replies that he remembers no drama, and the desk insists the people remember.
Monday Punday deep-fries the whole player list
The Sunday-night audience ritual returns with J. Win Daniels, Rico Wowdle, James Spatch Cooked, Buck Wild Irving, Atheist McCaffrey, Ken Grown Walker, Christian McGlassney, Pooper Cup, Cooper Cup of Farts, Bust Edwards, CeeDee Bland, Lil Montana, Will Dismal, Kyle Sits, George Little, and Breece Small/Frightening.
Breece burns down Jason's fantasy house while Mike laughs
Jason calls Breece Hall the deep-fried turkey of the season: pursued for the best possible result but capable of a massive fire and burned bird. Because Jason has Breece everywhere, he says his house and teams are in flames. The desk reports that Mike laughed disproportionately at Jason's expense when Breece fumbled because Mike was playing him.
Al Borland manifests Bucky Irving's reality
When Bucky Irving's workload and production surge more than anyone else's, the hosts say Al Borland has in some way manifested that reality and immediately agree that he really has.
Al gets on camera with his own Jordan Mason insurance
Al says he was rostering his own insurance in Jordan Mason. A host who had dropped Mason asks to get Al on camera so they can react together in sadness after a competing favorite adds him. The published cut directly shows Papa Josh and Al in Deucers Alley, with Al at the right occupied station and another station empty.
Kyle's three-touchdown prediction waits until the final second
Kyle Borgognoni predicts three combined touchdowns for Anthony Richardson, and the third arrives at the last second of the game. The episode praises Kyle but does not show or audibly identify him; published frames remain on the regular hosts.
The NFL needs a floating ball-tracking roof camera
Frustrated by missing goal-line angles, the hosts invent a high-resolution camera that floats directly above and follows the ball. Passing complicates the plan, so they invoke satellite zoom and installing the technology in the roof.
Bucky evicts Ken Bone Walker from the Bone Zone
Kenneth Walker's dud reopens the Bone Zone and questions his effectiveness without a big play. An explicitly personal Bucky-versus-Walker question chooses Bucky now and later; a league trade once seen as an egregious Walker win is, one month later, unquestionably better for the Bucky side.
Aaron Rodgers receives an imagined public benching
The hosts request a nontraditional, public Aaron Rodgers benching: tell him the wrong game time so he arrives after the game, or make him turn in his helmet and pads on the sideline. This is entirely imagined dialogue, not an enacted or visible punishment.
The Wheel of Shame is scheduled but never shown
The show previews the coming Wheel of Shame, identifies a loser and a 165-point winner, and addresses visible Jason as Jay. Direct published frames show only the three regular hosts; no wheel, costume, spin, or physical punishment occurs in this episode.
A missing Deucer is explicitly not missed
At goodbye, Mike earns a fabulous Friday on the house, Al and Papa Josh are thanked, and the hosts point out a missing Deucer only to say they would not call him missed. The transcript never names the absent person; earlier published frames show Al and Papa Josh occupying two Deucers Alley stations with another chair empty, while close frames stay on the hosts.
Episode notes
Christmas studio rituals collide with Jason's frozen second-spatchcock turkey CPR story, Papa Josh's denial of prior playoff drama, Al Borland's Jordan Mason insurance lament, and a stack of Monday Punday nicknames. Jay Griz is explicitly absent.
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