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Week 5 Matchups + DJ MOAR! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 10/6

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Week 5 Matchups + DJ MOAR! | Fantasy Football 2023 - Ep. 1476

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Al Borland's League of Record collapse and the studio's three bathroom system turn matchup prep into despair and plumbing lore.

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Because he got so much work in the past. He had 11 targets. But it was an Aden O'Connell game too, right? It was. That being said, some of his actual runs just looked great. You have to remember that he missed. He held out. Fat Thor. Training camp. He came in his fat Thor. What happened in that movie? I can't believe that's come true. Yeah. He got, he rounded into shape or thinned into shape. He's still fat Thor to me. You're saying Josh Jacobs is still fat Thor? Yeah. I mean, he was 17 for 58 on the ground. When you watch the actual plays, he looked like he had the juice. So it might not have worked out. But Green Bay hasn't really been able to stop anyone. And I think it's going to keep rolling. You know, it's similar to last year. Like Josh Jacobs got off to a slow start. I think he's going to have, we know the volume is there, right? I mean, we don't really need to talk about this because no one's benching Josh Jacobs. But I do think he has a really good game this week. If Watson or Jones are active, are you playing either one? Yeah. It would freak me out a little bit. I think I'm.

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playing both. So last game Jones played 35% of snaps. Watson was, where was he? I think he played just under 56%. Yeah, yeah, I can see it. I can see both players just taking the chance, getting them out there. Yeah, this is week two and those guys are good at scoring touchdowns. I would play them both. Okay. Well, time to move on. Oh, yay. Fantasy face off, presented by Draft Kings. Well, well, well, we are four weeks into the season, and Mike is just sitting there in his second place seat where every week sitting in your number two hey we're simmering boys uh nice light simmer number two every single week mike is finished in second place the first two weeks i was on top jason on the bottom and the last two weeks well unfortunately i have reprised my role as as uh shamed fantasy face off you're trying to ride too hot man

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Don't ride hot, don't ride cold. Just Goldie locks this thing, huh? Hey, Andy. Yeah. When I finish first this week, I'm going to be rooting for you to finish second. Yeah. Does that make you feel good? Yeah, sure. I've got, I've got the perfect second place lineup. Oh, okay. All right. Well, let's get to it. I am the loser last week. Jason won at Mike was second. I was third. And let's spin that wheel. Wheel of shame. Well, let's go ahead and spin that wheel. Maybe it'll land on getting a haircut, you know, with a hat on. Where is he? Was that a silly wabbit? Geezer, cowboy. Flower power. What in the world does that say? That's really small font. It says strawberry shortcake. Oh, strawberry shortcake. Strawberry shortcake. Strawberry shortcake. Strawberry shortcake.

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Wait, so I need, I need like a whole. Yeah, you got, we could do a little, uh, little strawberry costume change here. Oh, Andy is becoming a huge strawberry. It's what a sweet heart. I mean, I don't, I want to, I don't want to be that guy, but it's on backwards. There's something you know. Oh, I have the backwards strawberry. I think, I think you're all right. You got the class. I mean, I, just I wanted to see enough for real, but. Oh, all right. You're telling me I need to rotate the strawberry. You can do it. You can do it. I'm guessing that the other side looks. There goes that the stem? Yeah. Oh, man. Come on, man. Hurry up. The audience is listening. We're good. We're good. We're moving on. Mike, I'm sorry. No, it's fine. I look ridiculous. All right. Well, we now we get to talk about our lineups. Where's the cake part?

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I just is a strawberry side of the strawberry shortcake. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Let's jump in. Low-hanging fruit. Oh, boy. Well, thank you. Thank you, Jason. It's pretty ridiculous. Yeah, you just, honestly, it's kind. I don't, I didn't put a mask on your face or anything. There's no lipstick, tattoos. You look stupid. That's what matters. Well, let's jump in, quarterbacks. I'm going to kick it off. Okay. I'm spending 7100. On a quarterback. I had him. I had him, but I pivoted. Tua, Tung of I Loa. I'm going to take the bounce back performance at home against the Giants. I had strongly considered both Zach Wilson and Matthew Stafford, but I went with Tua. So yesterday I had Tua in my lineup, and I switched because of our discussion on would you rather play Tua or Anthony Richardson? And I realized.

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I think Anthony Richardson is the better play this week, and he's $100 cheaper. So you took him. I took Anthony Richardson at $7,000. Mike, who's your starting quarterback? I was in that discussion. I was on the side of Tua, but I did not have $100, so I also have Anthony Richardson. Well, this is setting up great, isn't it? Well, my running back starts, I spent $7,700. I'm guessing we all did. Bejan Robinson? Yes. Bejan is a check. So he's on all of our lineups? Check. He's playing the Houston Texans. Well, there you go. And then my second running back. I'm guessing we all have the same second running back. I pivoted out. 6,300. Nope. Alvin Camara. I'm taking Alvin Camara and the PPR. Trying to get them 40 receiving yards. Oh, he's got, I don't care. Oh, it's so delicious. His fantasy output and draft kings.

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was wonderful last week. It was wonderful. My second running back is David Montgomery at 6,600 home against the Carolina Panthers. I was wrong. I'm favored by 10. We're a three for three so far, Jay. Okay. So Mike and I have Anthony Richardson, B. John Robinson and David Montgomery. I broke the rules. I went last second. I went pivot right before the show started because I didn't want to match your running back. Well, what's getting that? But I have David Montgomery. I have a very different lineup than you two. My wide receiver core. Me and Jay are going to have a fourth year too. My wide receiver core is Tyreek Hill. Yep. At 9,000 to stack with Tua. It's Garrett Wilson at 6,000 against Denver. And it is the previously mentioned. You guys probably both have them now. I found him.

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I found Wondale Robinson? Yeah, Wondale Robinson for 3,000 because he was just mispriced. Yeah, at 3,000 you have to have Wondale in there for which I assume you both do. I do as well. At wide receiver, I have Jemar Chase at 7,900 against Arizona Cardinals. He's still been getting a ton of targets as the talent. Tried that last week. Didn't work for me. I have Adam Thielen who I had last week as well. Still, he's gone up a little bit in price, but at 5,100. It's a good price. He's just been a PPR machine. So it's Jamar Chase, Adam Thielen, and Wondale Robbins. So I have the Wondale overlap with Andy. I have Garrett Wilson overlapping with Andy. But I took my stack, baby. I got your start of the weekend there, Jay. I have Michael Pittman Jr. Hopefully. I have Richardson in because of his rushing ability. But.

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You can throw on the Tennessee Titans, and hopefully Michael Pittman is the one getting it done at 6,400. So I'm completely live with Tyreek Hill. Yes, you are. That stack is going to be very important. All right. Rounding it out, I've got a couple of Cardinals. My tie it into Zach Ertz at 3,500. My flex, I went with the heavily targeted recently, Hollywood Brown at 5,000. He's completely mispriced. And I closed it out with the Titans defense. against Anthony Richardson and the Colts. After that good performance last week, at just $2,400, I have nothing left in my salary. Ertz, Hollywood Titans. I talked about it on today's episode. I am going with Dallas Goddert over Tyler Higby at $4,200 in a full PPR against the Rams. I think he should bounce back this week. I have the Jets defense on the road against Russell Wilson and the Denver Broncos. What's that price?

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3,100. Okay, so I felt like it was... Cheap and nuts to do it, but then, of course, there's no way I would play this week without Brees Hall, who is only 5,400 against the Denver gash me if you can against. So I will... Is that that DiCaprio movie? Yes. So Dallas Goddard, Brees Hall, and the Jets. I have Hollywood Brown at 5,000. I have the Arizona Cardinals. at 2,800 at home against the Bums over there. It's from Cincinnati. And then coming in at just a nice. Spent up and tied in. Mr. Mark Andrews. Nice. Against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Very nice. Should be fun. Super mispriced. Yeah, I thought we were going to have a match there too. All right. Well, there you go. That is, I'll see if I end up looking like this again next week.

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Hopefully we can get Mike, Jason. This should be a full... Did you hear that roster? Right in the mid. It really seems like I will be on top or on the bottom because you guys have so many overlapping players. If Tyreek has a bad game, you'll be on bottom. If Tyreek has a ham game, you'll be on top. That's what it seems like. That was Fantasy Faceoff presented by Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now and use the promo code, Ballers, to get $150 in bonus bets instantly when you place a $5 bet. on any football game. That's the code ballers only at Draft King's Sportsbook. Now, that's true. Tyreek Hill, Tua, both players. They got me a W in week one against you two fellows. So I'm hoping that that's what happens. Now, Mike, I have some very sad news for you. Oh, no. I know you were going to go fly fishing this Sunday because you don't have a lot invested. You do have to do Ballers Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's fine. You can join Mike, Ballerslive.com on our YouTube, all our social channels.

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quick, nice, tight five-minute show this week. Uh-huh, yeah. You can follow us YouTube.com slash the Fantasy Footballers. That'll do it for today's episode of the show. Shout out to Deucers Alley. Thank you guys for holding it down. We'll be back with you, like I said, Sunday live, and then we'll reflect on Monday. Should be a fun week. I look like a strawberry. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on Jointhefoot.com. and follow us on Twitter at the FF Ballers.