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Once I lost so badly in my fantasy football league that I had to eat an entire kind of dog food covered in wasabi. It was unpleasant. But now I found the fantasy footballer's element draft kit. The days of dog food are gone as I dig into their breakouts, values, tiered rankings, and much more. If you want to join me in the winner's circle where you don't hav…
The Megalobole drafts are starting this weekend. That means there's still a little bit of time to get into the largest fantasy football tournament in the known universe. Come compete against thousands upon thousands upon thousands of foot clan members with the ultimate prize of the glory of winning the Megalabol and a spot in the listener league. Check it ou…
Great Scott! If my calculations are correct, you are listening to this before your fantasy football drafts have taken place. I've been to the future, and those that followed the advice from the fantasy footballer's ultimate draft kit had a spectacular season and with certain many victories. It's almost as if Biff had given each of them a copy of Grey's Sport…
Hey, Foot Clan, we got a great show for you today. And if you're drafting this weekend, don't forget to pick up the UDK or the UDK Plus. This is the Ultimate Draft Kit, the number one tool to help you win at your draft set the foundation for your team. We're talking sleepers, breakouts, bus. We're talking cheat sheet. You can print it out. We've marked up al…
Ladies and gentlemen, the fantasy footballers. We got something playing. We got a green man over here. Hey, what's up, Los Angeles? What's going on? Feeling tonight. Jason, you all right? Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Hey, that's my bad. Oh, my God. Oh, one more? One more for the crowd. This is ridiculous. Hey, hey, Jay.
Foot Clan now is the time. Your drafts are upon us. If you're drafting this weekend, next week, and any time, if you're part of the Megalabole and you want to win at your draft, you need the ultimate draft kit. It's going to give you all the information you need. Our special tier-based rankings are in there. Our video profiles, our sleepers, our breakouts, o…
Unless one has an affinity for looking ridiculously foolish, it is wise not to stumble aimlessly into a fantasy football draft. The ultimate draft kit from the fantasy footballers contains all the information you need to avoid the jeers of your enemies and to snuff out any glint of hope in their souls. Imagine the gasps those trouser-wearing turnips will emi…
Here's your opportunity to play in the biggest, largest fantasy football tournament in the known universe and all the parallel universes. Head over to megalobole.com right now to find out how you get in. To the fantasy footballers podcast with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Welcome in. Welcome into the fantasy footballers podcast. Ja…
What's going on Foot Clan? Great show for you today. I want to invite each and every one of you into the 2023 Megalobul. Yeah, you hear that? You hear that? The Megalibol is a tournament-style super league with over 20,000 foot clan players. We want you in it this year competing for the championship where you get to be the Megalibolable champ and you get int…
Welcome to the fantasy footballers podcast with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Oh, welcome in. I'm laughing at this Monday time. Welcome in one and all Monday, August 21st, the fantasy footballers podcast. Mike Wright, Jason Moore. I'm Andy Holloway, and we're back with a breakouts episode of the show. Another weekend of preseason fo…
Foot Clan, here we are, the My Guys episode of the show, and I'm excited to reveal some big names on today's episode. A reminder, we're giving away the UDK for Life. All you have to do to be eligible to win, go to Ultimate DraftKKK.com, pick up the 2023 UDK, and we're going to give away a UDK for Life this afternoon on the live stream. Do not miss it. Enjoy …
I don't know who you are, but I do know what you need. I can tell you, I know some gentlemen with a very particular set of skills. Skills they have attained over a long career of studying tape and statistics. Skills they want to share to make you a nightmare for the rest of your league. Head over to www.ultimatedraftkick.com and order it right now. You will …
The time is coming swiftly. The middle rounds are no place for the unskilled. Yet here you are. Unprepared fools. This season you will find all kinds of foes. Eager to watch your draught to crumble with wasted picks. There can only be one ultimate draft kit. Only one they can bend them to its will. It does not share power. You must wield the UDK and send you…
to the fantasy footballers podcast with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Oh, welcome in. The Fantasy Footballers, back with you Tuesday, August 15th. Jason Moore, Mike, the Fantasy Hitman, Ride. I'm Andy Holloway. Excited to be with you. Great episode prepared for you today. The NFL season is just right around the corner. Soon. Very so…
Hey, it's me, the guy who introduces the show. Listen to my amazing voice. Now, check out the amazing ultimate draft kit. The guy's been all off-season creating this bad boy, and they keep it updated all off-season. It's got their full projections, breakouts, sleepers, bus, over a hundred player profile videos. It's even got a mobile app. Has my incredible v…
For the second time in my life, I'm guilty of committing a crime, being horrifically ill-prepared for my fantasy football draft. Because I doubt my league mates minded my team finishing 3 and 10, earning the ridicule of not just my friends and family, but of every man, woman, and child I've ever encountered. But this season, I find I'm so excited I can barel…
Foot Clan, it is that time of year to get into the Ultimate Draft Kit and make sure you are prepared for your draft. Everything you need, we have prepared for you. Tiered rankings, player profile videos, our breakouts, our busts, our sleepers, and we're always updating it. So make sure you get it right now before it's too late at Ultimate DraftKit.com. To th…
I have long watched the people of Earth, and I have witnessed their capacity for greatness. They know that in any draft, there are calms between storms. There are days when their league mates turn against them. But the day will never come when they forsake their fantasy draft, and the quest for ultimate glory. Rankings, sleepers, breakouts, values. Together …
What's up, Foot Clan? We got a great show for you today. I want to remind you about the ultimate draft kit. We've been working on it all off season. It's updated every day and it gets you ready for your draft. It is essentially tilt insurance. You get into your draft. We all know what that's like. The pressure is on. You start to see that ADP list. You feel …
Listen up everybody. Your fantasy football drafts are coming. It's time to show your league what puny and pathetic trash bags they truly are. The Ultimate Draft Kit from the Fantasy Footballers is the easiest way to annihilate them. Tier rankings, full projections, sleepers, breakouts, it's got it all. Go to Ultimate DraftKit.com and secure yours immediately…
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