Who Am I becomes a Saw puzzle
The mystery-player game is framed as a Saw-style setup run by John Jigsaw Kramer and Billy the puppet, with escalating clues.
Main show · May 29, 2025
Fantasy Football - Fantasy Scavengers + Upside Players, Who Am I? - Podcast for 5/29
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Fantasy Scavengers + Upside Players, Who Am I? | Fantasy Football 2025 - Ep. 1751
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Episode notes & curated moments 5 records
Juan Jennings is a fantasy scavenger
Juan Jennings is characterized as a scavenger who survives by eating the targets and opportunity left behind by other 49ers.
Chicago has too many mouths to feed
Cole Komet is called a touchdown vulture/scavenger in an offense crowded with DJ Moore, Rome Odunze, DeAndre Swift, Colston Loveland, and Luther Burden.
Andy debates himself in the mirror
Andy writes on a board for six minutes and then stares directly into a mirror, talking to himself while the others wonder what he is doing.
Episode notes
The episode builds a Who Am I guessing game with clues, then frames the mystery player as a Saw-style puzzle hosted by John Jigsaw Kramer and Billy the puppet. The hosts call Juan Jennings a fantasy scavenger feeding on absences, debate too many mouths in Chicago, and catch Andy staring into a mirror rehearsing a question.
Inside the episode
63 passagesIf it was James, it would have been 28.4 points, 38.6 fans. You would not hear a single digit game out of him. Yeah. Who's got- Someone start James. Who has Olave and Dynasty? Shut up. We'll never know. The Derek Carr, wait, in 2023? 2023. Okay, so 2023, car, at least what I'm seeing, started at least started 17. But you do have some appearances by James. Oh, maybe it was. 22. Oh, that's James. That's the James Andy Dalton year. Yeah. Some, I know the general managers are listening, or at least some of them. Please know that they're listening. Please. The Giants don't need him. They don't need them. Plenty of teams need him. You do need them. The Giants GM's listening for sure. Well, yeah, so cut him. Let him go. He was looking for. He's looking for insight. So please. One of you needs to start James. Not for you, but for us.
For the fantasy football fans across the world, he needs to be. There aren't, like I was talking with some buddies about how crazy it is that there aren't 32 good human beings on the planet that can play this position at the highest level. You got a third of the league that puts out trash football. And it is a travesty, is a travesty that you're putting trash out there when you can have the fun of James. Mason Rudolph is starting games in this league. You could be starting James. Yeah. case and point who cares about w's he should be traded for eight to ten times a year yes it should be on the fly i'm telling you he he should the nfl should make a rule where if your starter gets injured is you're allowed to james just sits in kansas every sunday morning real centrally low is that your central location in the united states and he's got a private charter ready he's ready he's got all the jerseys every team
He's in pads, but just waiting to throw that jersey. He doesn't even wear a number. It's just his face. Yeah. Let's make it happen. Let's do it NFL. I guess that'll do it for today's episode. It's a great idea. We'll see if we can get it done. Pick up the UDK. It comes out on Sunday. We'd love to have you check it out. Ultimate DriveGit.com. Goodbye. You for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join the foot.com. and follow us on Twitter at the FF Ballers.