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Week 2 Studs & Duds + Monday Punday, Turd Alert! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 9/19

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Week 2 Studs & Duds + Monday Punday, Turd Alert! | Fantasy Football 2022 - Ep. 1290

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Monday Punday turns Week 2's winners and losers into a pun parade, with Joe Flacco improbably at the center of the weekend story.

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Yeah, I mean, Frymuth is drafted, so he's not on the waivers for Kyle Pitts managers. If you're a Kyle Pitts manager, he is pretty much locked into your lineup because I don't think there's anyone on waivers that is worth putting in ahead of him. So this is a, this is, man, you hope that the cement boots dissolve in the water and you could swim up because you're drowning right now. But he's lining up as an outside wide receiver, like all of the time, but not getting targets. Yeah, and so then for Cordero Patterson. 10 carries for 41 yards. I believe Tyler Algier also, the rookie for the Falcons, also had 10 carries. Patterson only had one target. How worried are you on Patterson? I mean, they got boat raced. They were lucky to come back based off a special team and turnovers. One target for a pass catcher. It's a problem. Okay. But they play Seattle next week. I think Patterton. Breaking news. Yeah, take that. Go ahead.

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Mike Evans is suspended for a game. So Tom Brady should be on your bench. Yes. Or, you know, he's got nobody. Tom Brady should be apologizing to Mike Evans for starting fights. Yeah, I mean, I think if Chris Godwin is active, you might want to play him, which is scary. Javante Williams, Melvin Gordon, did not have big games. Javante looked good, but again, this offense is just. They're puddling around in the field goal range at all times with no, you know, they struggle in the red zone when they do get there. They haven't been able to punch it in. It will probably change over time, but San Francisco next week. Target market share for Javante with losing Jerry Judy means that brighter days ahead. It was disappointing. He had a couple of pretty bad drops in this game that made me wonder if like, are they going to give more opportunities to Gordon? Because Javante had a couple of really bad ones.

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Cream Hunt just didn't get into the end zone. 13 for 58. Same old cream hunt. Don't worry about it. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Chase Edmins. Five carries. 33 yards. Three targets, one catch. Mostert played more snaps. Mostert basically matched him in routes, doubled him up in carries. What's going on with Chase Edmonds? People were wondering after a quarter and a half whether he was even on the field because he was a goose at that point. Yeah, this was clearly game plan. They came out and had Boster as the lead back over Chase Edmonds, which was flipped from what we saw previously. So this is in the range of outcomes, is that he can just be the backup in a game plan. The good news is that if he is the backup, he's the backup to.

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one of the guys similar to Elijah Mitchell that you can't ever, you know, that can't stay healthy. But you can't start Chase Edmonds right now. And I would, I would certainly personally not drop him. I think that you've, we're two weeks in and we've seen two different game plans. We need more information. Yeah, I'd hold him. But, yeah, he's not startable right now with. And I think that. Questions will be asked and we'll get some quotes this week on why that game plan was, you know, rolled out and see what happens from there. Yeah, San Francisco, you know, where you're talking about the same system, they would morph their game plan week to week. They talked about getting Gisicki more involved. And he did. And he did. He caught four passes, had a touchdown. And he hit the worst gritty we've seen of all time. Josh. He owned up to it. I know. It was, it was, I'm glad he owned it because that was like.

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The gritty is slow. It's swagger. And he was, he's just running. The running gritty. Let's talk about a few wide receivers here. Jamar Chase didn't have a big game, whatever. Throw it out. Mike Evans suspended. Don't play him when he's suspended because he won't score for you. But he had a bad game because he got thrown out. Brandon Cooks, 10 targets, 4-54. I like the 10 targets. Darnel Mooney. What are we doing? Oh, yeah. Darnel Mooney. Zip. You got to move on. You got to move on. I don't want to clog my roster with... One for negative four. Pieces of a passing game that is averaging 14 attempts a game. The Seattle offense looked pretty bad. Six targets for D.K. Metcalfe. What do you do? Four for 35 for D.K. Metcalfe is a week one. Pull up that line. He was seven for 35 or something. He was... He made a great catch in this game because he had to because of Gino Smith. Metcalf is a flex with your eyes closed.

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at this point. Okay. Russell Gage, six targets, five for 28. He could become Mr. Necessary next week. If Godwin's off the field, Brady will have to throw the football to somebody. Yes, he will. So, you know, in the Hunter Infro, double fumble, seven for 59. His involvement was more encouraging, to be honest. And then all of the Kansas Citywide receivers. Yeah. Can we get the, um, the goose crew going? DJ Chark. Paris Campbell, the awful tower. Donovan People's Jones, Devonte Parker, farewell. And Kenny Goliday. Dude, did you see the snaps? Yeah, two, right? I think so. He played. That's not like... Yes, two total snaps on Sunday. Two snaps. Not... Kenny gone away. Oh, yeah, okay. And really did. You heard he cleaned out his locker.

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What? Oh, did he? Yeah. This is, this is, oh, really? Is it over? It's juicy. It can't be over. He's paid so much money. Like, is this what was playing in the locker room? For the undefeated Giants. What was the, who was the leading pass catcher for the Giants? Has to be Sterling Shepherd. Richie James. Really? Yeah. So what a magician Brian Dable is. Wondale Robinson was hurt. Yes, the game. He might be worth a stash. Like, this is a deeper league. I'm not, I'm not proclaiming Robbins is going to be the man, but he's like the only chosen one by this offense. And everyone else is just putting the dog house. Sometimes they play. Sometimes they don't. Al Borland has a nice mental picture here. What did you say? I said I was just picturing Kenny Gallaudet pulling his sax case out of his locker and sadly walking out of the room.

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The sad musician? Yeah. Oh, man. You don't got what it takes anymore. No one's putting dollars in the little tip jar. Oh, no. I actually think Sterling Shepard is, we'll talk about waiver wire picks tomorrow. But 10 targets, had a good week one, has history. Achilles one, players two. Yeah. Players winning this year. Uh, T.J. Hawkinson, seven targets, three catches. He is what it is. Turn alert. I mean, wow. That's, that's bitterness is there. The bitterness is. That's a man who has Hawkinson on the roster. Exactly what it is. Droppinson. Oh, man. I mean, T.J. Hoggton, you like to see the seven targets, but worthless. And, and he is. Nerd alert. I mean, yeah. Man, you're not happy. Wow. You've been sitting on that one. I, I know, I just saw the name and felt the, felt the rage. Sometimes you feel a turd that sometimes you feel a turd needs to get out.

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And so you got to. Are you looking for new solutions? 100%. You can't. I mean, I feel like. What are they? Yes. Someone, thank you. You always want to get rid of a turn the right way. Yeah, I mean, it's the same for Kyle Pitts, for Hawkinson, people, you know, managers who have them as you're tied in. You need to be. looking for answers. Like Joanne Johnson? Are you going to kick tires on John? Is the, is the answer, uh, Taysome Hill? The answer is three carries for 14 yards. Mike was really having a good time today. Twitter. Math. Eat it. Math. He says. How did our, how did our bet turn out? Juan Jennings versus Taysome Hill. Was this a week? Johnson. Yeah. Do you, you know his name? Um, yeah. I don't really care about him. The point is I taste him. He only cares about the hill. Yes. Uh,

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Yeah, I mean, you know, you got to look somewhere. And maybe that is, maybe it's George Kittle. Maybe it's Zach Ertz. Zach Ertz. You know, try to try to find someone. You can't sit on Hawkinson. It's brutal, man. The tight ends again. Here we are again. Here. This is why. Just expect nothing. And you can't be disappointed. This is why on the Things to Remember episode from last year, it was this. It was remember how bad tight ends are. You either draft one of the first guys, which is fine, or don't draft another one until the draft is over, which is basically, you know, that's like. Can I tell you what I do if I had T.J. Hawkinson? Oh, please. I would play him. Well, I mean, I am playing. No, I mean, moving forward, I don't think you can find a better option. I think Kyle Pitts and T.J. Hawkinson have to stay in your lineup based on usage.

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That's, I mean, I literally wrote. You're going to roll the dice and hope you win a Johnny Smith lottery? No, they're in my lineup. You've got to go get someone that is, you've got to go try to get a Pat Friarmuth or the name I wrote down because I, I mean, you know, I was thinking about this on the show is I'm going to try to go trade for George Kittle. He's injured. He's got Jimmy Garoppolo. We haven't seen anything yet. Sure. And if you can grab Kittle. Then there's at least hope. Like right now I have none. And my kiddle. No hope in my heart. You get Ross Dwellie. Sure. Peanut butter dwelly time? Peanut butter dwelling time. All right. That is going to do it for today's show. We're going to be back with that ever-important waivers show tomorrow along with streaming quarterbacks, which you're going to need after some of these dud performances to move on from Brady and company. Join us tomorrow. Goodbye.

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