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Everyone who preordered the UDK from Super Bowl Sunday through March 1 entered a drawing for one Listener League seat. The hosts hand Jason the reveal, announce a winner whose name the transcript renders as 'Jake fells on,' tell him 'You're in,' and then hope Jake is actually listening.
A metaphor about the Dynasty Pass getting new wheels turns into improvised mechanic vocabulary. The hosts call Kyle a car guy and directly ask whether he can fix a car; Kyle says twice that he does not care about cars, then answers 'No comment' when asked whether that means he is also inept.
Light combine weigh-ins inspire Jason Moore's Combine Training, described as a buffet clinic. Prospects can stay at his house for two weeks and follow a meal plan of bacon at 6:00 and more bacon at 6:30. The show returns to the clinic for Jahmyr Gibbs, who receives an invitation to learn how to eat a burger while another host suggests the local IHOP.
Derek Carr news calls for the Send in the Carr cue. Robbie Anderson's real identity changes are recapped from Robbie to Rob B. to Chosen, then his impending release creates Released Anderson. Evan Engram's franchise tag is introduced with the established Schmevin name, rendered here as Schmevin Schmingram.
An unlabeled host compares his jump with Anthony Richardson by shrinking the difference into feet, percentage of a mile, and metric, then calls himself athletic and confirms he recently turned 40. The next paragraph explicitly identifies Mike as the subject, gives him an analyst breakout age of 40, and places him in the zeroth percentile. After the hosts debate zero's ordinal, a direct Kyle prompt resolves it and Mike is congratulated.
The Free Agent Frenzy cue opens the annual landing-spot prediction contest. When the NFL calendar reaches legal tampering, the hosts reject the phrase as inherently devious, propose open negotiations, and compare it to a store declaring a temporary day of legal stealing. Later, Kyle's note calls Mike the reigning predictions champion, but the desk says the claim has no proof and one host says he does not remember it.
Before predicting Miles Sanders to the Jets, a host explicitly says the pick will frustrate Jason. Jason's immediate response is 'How dare you touch my Breece?' The desk predicts a wider fan revolt, and Jason says the table is big but he can flip it if the signing happens.
The Dalton Schultz landing-spot discussion invokes Austin Hooper as the recurring archetype: someone will overpay a tight end, move him into a system that probably will not work, and repeat the Hooper outcome. The hosts then conjugate it—teams Hooper a player, players get Hoopered, and they take Hooper money—before remembering Hooper himself is back on the market.
The Hooper discussion detours through the D.C. Defenders and a brief Commanders-name confusion. Asked whether he has watched much XFL, an unidentified host says no—only a couple Josh Gordon highlights—then celebrates Gordon's long touchdown while laughing that he looked slow and still could not be tackled.
During the closing UDK pitch, one host reaches for 'gift cards' and instead says 'basically gift certificates.' The desk spots the filler word, supplies the missing phrase, and extends the mistake into basically certificates that must be printed, mailed, or checked in person.
The hosts announce the winner of the UDK-preorder Listener League seat, hand Jason the reveal, and tell a listener whose name transcribes as 'Jake fells on' that he is in. While describing the Dynasty Pass as a car in the shop, they ask Kyle for mechanical help because he is supposedly a car guy; Kyle says he does not care about cars and answers 'No comment' when asked whether that also makes him inept. Disappointment with light combine weigh-ins creates Jason Moore's Combine Training, a buffet clinic where prospects come to his house for bacon at 6:00 and 6:30; the bit returns when Jahmyr Gibbs is sent to Jason for a burger, possibly at the local IHOP. Player language mutates throughout the news: the desk calls for the Send in the Carr cue, traces Robbie Anderson through Rob B. and Chosen to Released Anderson, and revives Evan Engram as Schmevin Schmingram. Mike compares his own jump with Anthony Richardson by switching to feet, percentage of a mile, and metric, then is explicitly assigned a breakout age of 40 and the zeroth percentile; a direct Kyle prompt supplies the grammatical ruling. The annual Free Agent Frenzy prediction contest returns, and Kyle's note declares Mike the reigning champion despite the desk finding no proof. The phrase 'legal tampering' is rejected as inherently devious and compared to a store's temporary 'legal stealing' day, reinforcing the same naming complaint later expanded into the Purge. When Miles Sanders is predicted to join the Jets, Jason is explicitly warned, responds 'How dare you touch my Breece,' and says the table is big but he can flip it. The Dalton Schultz discussion turns Austin Hooper's old overpay into a reusable verb: a team can Hooper a player, the player can get Hoopered, and he can take Hooper money. That tangent reaches the XFL's D.C. Defenders, where an unlabeled host admits his entire viewing consists of a couple Josh Gordon highlights and delights in Gordon looking slow while defenders still cannot tackle him. The closing UDK pitch then loses the phrase 'gift cards' and invents printable, mailable 'basically certificates.'
It's, it's, it's, there is no, right? If you're a complete zero, you can't have a, you're not a percentage of anything. It's got to be, right? Cause it zero. Or is you normally like, is it zero? Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Kyle. It's zero. Oh, yeah. We did it. Good job, Mike. So you're in the zeroth percent. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Congrats. Uh, let's, uh, let's see if you can, uh, back up your free agency predictions. Free agent frenzy. You ready to make some free agency predictions? Yeah. Well, good, because that's what we're going to do. Do you want to go over a little bit of the off-season vocabulary, or should we just jump in? I feel like most people at this point understand the difference between...
You know, a cap hit. That's not necessarily what a player is getting paid, but what it counts against in a certain year for the cap. Some people are front-loaded, back-loaded. Dead money, if you cut a player, you still have to account for their cap space from the contract you signed. That will be left over onto these teams' rosters. And then the way that the timeline is going to go, the franchise tag deadline will be today. Monday the 13th, the legal tampering period begins. The fake free agency begins. How is this the name that we have all just, we've accepted it. You're like, yep, legal tampering. Yeah, I mean, it is a weird. It's a weird thing. Why use the negative? Whenever you call anything legal, anything. It's followed by a word that insinuates something. Devious is happening. Why about open negotiations?
There you go. That sounds nice. Legal tampering is so dumb. If like stuff was free in a store and the next day it's not free. So the first day is legal stealing. Yeah. Right. What are we doing here? But I don't know if we have enough power to move that away. But then on Wednesday the 15th, actual free agency will open up next week. Our Thursday show will cover the entire week of tampering of real. contracts being signed. Legal, illegal. Yeah, all illicit, just all sorts of contracts going on. Tampering talk. By the way, the teams with the most cap space heading into free agency, the Bears, $98 million. Atlanta with $66 million, the Raiders at 46. I mean, that's, it's kind of wild what the Bears have because they almost have double with the third highest.
It's worth noting that with the Bears, there is a minimum cap. We don't talk about that a lot. Right. There is a minimum salary that teams have to spend. And that is calculated over a three-year period. So you can technically spend less than the minimum in a certain year, which the Bears did this past season. So they actually have. So they average it. They average it over three years. So the Bears have to. By rule, spend a ton of money. They have to get their three-year average up to the minimum, which they are below. They have a ton of cap space. So when you talk about like, when there was all this, oh, they're going to trade Justin Fields and draft Bryce Young because of the- For their window. Yeah, for the window and the rookie window. I'm like, they kind of need to pay Justin Fields. Like, they have to. Okay. So then the giants are fourth in terms of most cap space. For now. Yeah, that'll change quickly if they lock up.
Mr. Daniel Jones, which there is some momentum, at least as of this recording. We're recording Monday afternoon, by the way. These are always, you know, it's a podcast. We record the show. We're not on live with you all the time. So news is going to break that we don't hear about until the next episode, and that's just this part of the year. And then the Patriots, Bengals both have 36 million. All right, let's get into it. Quarterbacks. We were going to predict the... Destination of Derek Call. Saints as well. We've got it in first. 100% hit rate. Dang. All right. But we don't have to do that anymore. So let's talk about what we expect from the Daniel Jones situation. We all agree it's the Giants. Well, they're going to tag them. Yeah, they've said they will franchise tag him should they not get the deal. But they would not have it available for Sequin then. I know. So they're in a real pickle. It's a twofer. If you can get Daniel Jones under contract.
You're going to tag Saquan Barkley. I have the mental picture right now of like, you know, when you've got like multiple people you brought in for questioning at the, you know, like at a police station. Are we talking interrogation? Yeah. Interrogation room. I just feel like they've got like Sequin in one and Daniel Jones in one. And there's one guy walking between him. And he says a few things. He's like, okay, hold on. Sequin told us that you were going to play for this. Are we close here? Are we not close here? What about this contract? Okay, hold, hold on a second. I'm going to go to the other room. But there were some rumors about Bijon and the Giants. Oh, come on. Have you not seen that? I have not seen that. New York. I mean, every possible rumor right now is like Jason's, Jason's and Dave. Is there a team you can even be happy with at this point? I'm going to be happy with whoever drafts him because his talent is good enough. I mean, it made some sense to me. Well, sure. You don't have to pay Sequin. You got a young, a young Sequin.
Yeah, the thing is about the franchise tag. I mean, we saw that with Tony Pollard. It's only $10 million for the franchise tag for the running back position. So it's actually like if they signed Daniel Jones or something and throw that tag on Barclay. It's not fair to Barclay, but it's a great deal for the Giants. First official prediction then. Let's go with Lamar Jackson. I think he's back in Baltimore. That's my final answer. So they will certainly tag him. I'm going to say that I'm starting to believe he sits out. I'm going to say that he sits out because he's going to hold his ground on a fully guaranteed contract because he knows for sure that he could get that on the open market. Like, of course he could. Deshaun Watson got it on the open market and he's not as good and carried so much baggage. He was traded. Well, even all the more reason. I mean, he didn't even have the entirety of the league to go, you know, get a deal. So I'm going to say that Lamar Jackson does not play. I had put in.
Before I saw you guys' answer, I think it's Baltimore or the couch. Oh, he's a little hedge there. Well, as I'm saying, one of us is right. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, you know what? I'm leaving it. Okay. That means either everyone's wrong or I'm right. Just for the sake of not arguing with you about that ridiculousness. None of us thinks he's going to end up on another team this year. I don't. And so, you know, that situation would be. You know, if he doesn't get the extension with Baltimore and he does sit out, it's going to be next year that we'd be dealing with his destination. Yeah, very similar to what happened with Levion Bell. And, you know, it is one of those situations. Melvin Gordon, too? He set out a, I think he was a bunch of games. He missed some games. That's what it was. Yeah. But I, you know. And then the guy behind him was was way better. There's, whoops. There's a lot of teams out there that are looking to trade so much draft capital.
to move up and select one of these rookies. I have to imagine every single one of those teams is calling Baltimore and saying, look, I'll give you three firsts for Lamar and he's going to sit out. You're not going to have them this year. Grab three first. Let me pay him the full contract. I don't know. I would be doing that if I was a GM. How old is Baltimore? How old is the city? How old is the city of Baltimore? No, Lamar is 26. 26. Baltimore is 293 years old. Thank you. Thank you. That's what I really wanted to know. 1729. That's been around a while. Yeah. Okay. Gino Smith, we're all agreed. We think he's back in Seattle. Yep. I think that's an easy one. It's funny because if he's not like if, like I guess like what you brought up, it's probably going to be both. If they take a quarterback, they'll just bring Gino in. But if for some reason he wasn't back at Seattle, I have no idea of Gino Smith is a starter somewhere. Yeah. He doesn't feel like he's a guaranteed starter.
Absolutely, it doesn't. I don't think that other teams are wowed by him, and he's not in the situation in his career where you're going to bring him into a new franchise and feel like, well, we've got our young buck. You know, he's 32 years old and he's had one good year. But that year was sensational. He led the NFL in completion percentage. He had the fourth most passing touchdowns. He was great. He was great. If he's not a starter, that would be ridiculous. With all the teams that could use a bridge quarterback. That being said, D.K. McCaff, Tyler Lockett, they made Russell Wilson look good. So, I mean. Oh, man. Oh, man. That's a funny narrative to me. Oh, man. Yeah, they do. They take care of their quarterbacks. Maybe anybody will work. Jimmy Garoplo is the first quarterback prediction that we actually have a difference of opinion on.
Why don't you guys go first? Well, we have it the same. The Jets are a destination that I think it fits so perfectly. I was saying earlier this offseason when they were talking about maybe going to get in Derrick car. Jimmy Garoppolo is a more affordable version who has been a winner with well-constructed teams. This team is well-constructed. I think their best bet would be to get Jimmy Garoppolo. He can run this offense. Good enough for that great defense to. to just keep winning games. Yeah, does his head coach like him? Because, I mean, that would be a reunion, a San Francisco reunion up in New York. Yeah, there'd be another reunion. That's the team I'm going with, and that would be Las Vegas, the Raiders. I think the Raiders are either going to figure out how to get Aaron Rogers or it's going to be Jimmy Garoppolo. Josh McDaniels has always talked. They better do that quick. Talked very fondly of Jimmy G. And so I think Las Vegas will be that.
that destination. Shall we move on to some running back predictions? Please. Sequin Barkley. We do not all agree here. Mike and I have him back in New York with the Giants. Jason taking the leap here. I am taking the leap and obviously this one will be the first one to blow back in someone's face because if Daniel Jones gets a contract done in short order. then they will franchise Barclan. He'll be back for the Giants. But should they not get that done and they can't use that franchise tag? I think they're too far away in the money and a team with a lot of cap space that wants to run the ball. The Atlanta Falcons to me would be a... Disrespect, my man. Would be a perfect... Algier. Look, Algiers's fine. He showed like... He shows up to work. He can be a good backup to Sequin, but... So ridiculous. Look, Arthur...
wants his Derek Henry that he had in Tennessee. He wants a superstar. He does not have a superstar running back. He made Cordero Patterson look really good. Tyler Algier look really good. He's got to believe if we could get Saquan Barkley, this offense will thrive. I don't know if that's true, but I believe he believes that. All right. Moving on to Kareem Hunt, who will be a free agent. We all have different destinations for Kareem Hunt. Stupid Cleveland Browns. Yeah, seriously. I'm so mad at them. They suck. So, like, I mean, I was already upset with them from the Deshaun Watson garbage. But to have Cream Hunt, teams wanted him. Teams wanted to trade for him. You could have gotten draft capital immediately. Maybe you got the second. I know they can still get the, like a third rounder, the compensatory pick. But, like, you didn't even use him then after the trade deadline. It's ridiculous. Well, uh,
We all have a different potential home for Kareem Hunt. I'm going to go with a, I'm going to go with Baltimore for Kareem Hunt. As a compliment, they need another runner in the backfield. They like having. Can Kareem Hunt and J.K. Dobbins, three-legged race so that they have two very strong legs? It's possible, yeah. Yeah, Kareem's got, I think Kareem's got enough to spare off of one of the legs to... They put him in a workout plan where it's just squats with the right leg. I don't even know which one it needs to be, but I like the idea of that. I think Baltimore's running back room is pretty solid right now. They love old guys. But they do love old guys. That's the thing is you've seen them bring in some of these retreads when they had injuries. So that makes sense to me. But the other team we've seen do that.
The Broncos who just brought in Latavius Murray and some of these guys because they want the veteran to hold down the fort. That's where I've got Cream Hunt going. We've talked about this with Alexander Madison. They really need a running back while Giovante is getting healthy. Kareem Hunt has the skill set to be kind of what they had in Melvin Gordon before Melvin Gordon kind of aged out. Mike, and I am calling the shot of... I think there's enough smoke of Joe Mixon being released by the Cincinnati Bengals for Cap Room. And then with both Joseph Mixin and Somaget P. Ryan off the team, I think Kareem Hunt would fit in very, very well with what the Cincinnati Bengals are trying to do. One year deal? Yeah, one or two. I mean, it's a real cheap deal. And Kareem Hunt has enough.
left that he's a sensational pass catcher he fits their offense i genuinely think he signs a one or two your deal i mean that's yeah for sure yeah i i would agree with that and i i do think that you're you're both on to something a little bit staying in division because he's going to be like freaking browns you guys suck it's possible yeah had you didn't use me for a whole year when you could have melvin gordon yeah uh let's go to myles sanders just 25 years old part of the committee of backs in philadelphia We all have them moving on out of Philly. Jason, why don't we start with you? I'm going to go with another team like the Falcons that want to run the ball are built to run the ball, but need a slightly better running back than what they have on the roster. That's Carolina Panthers. I believe they re-signed Deont Foreman as well and have kind of their own little committee here of quality backs. And Carolina, I think he could succeed there.
I am going to make Jason frustrated. I saw that. I'm going to go with the New York Jets. How dare you? How dare you touch my breeze? That would not be just Jason getting the Twitter will explode. If a running back with the pedigree and the age of Miles Sanders ends up with the Jets, we. We will lose our minds appropriately. This is a big table, but I can flip it. And this would be one of those things that would cause me to do so. Yeah, I think there's a level of frustration at what the result was last year once Breece Hall went down. They did not have an X-Man up in New York for that running back room. They tried with... Sonovan. Bam-Night. Yeah, Bam-night. What was it? Bam-night. It was...
Trying to remember the two more backs, Michael Carter and James Robinson. So they tried three different names. Obviously, Breeze is their future. He would still be the workhorse, but it will take him time to get back. And I'm going with a team that keeps trying over and over and over to find their solution at the running back position. And I'm not sure that it is James Cook. for the Buffalo Bills, even though they drafted him very high because they wanted that pass catching running back desperately. But they need a hammer. And I think that Miles Sanders could fit that role perfectly, which they're, you know, I guess there's not actual rumors of Derek Henry to the Buffalo Bills, but there are rumors. We didn't mention it, but that there's rumors that Derek Henry is being floated in trade offers. If you want a hammer. Yeah, I mean.
But I'm sorry. I mean like Miles Sanders fits what the Buffalo bills need. A reliable guy who can carry the ball a whole bunch. He's pretty good at the goal line. I think he's going to be too expensive for that. That's my concern. I think he's going to be, he's the perfect running back to end up on a team with more cap space and less. Wisdom. Wisdom. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I've got the Falcons and Panthers is my two running back destinations. Uh, It's a little bit of like what happened with Christian Kirk, not worth what he got paid in Jacksonville. That's just my opinion. David Montgomery, we all have them going back to Chicago. Yeah, boring. Like we said, they have to spend money. Let's talk about wide receivers. A lot of wide receiver needy teams. We are going to start with Juju. Juju Smith-Schuster. Another one year deal. I think he's the second best wide receiver and free agency available. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah.
I get it. I get it. Man, that's tough. I guess I'm thinking if I'm a general manager, would I rather have Juju Smith-Schuster or would I rather have Jacoby Myers? They play similar roles. They play them differently. But it would be taking the same role. I would probably take whoever costs less. Okay. All right. Well, Juju, I'm going to go with Kansas City. I think he comes back again. I think Kansas City wants him back. And I was tempted to do some wild stuff here. Baltimore was a potential home, obviously, but so was a reunification in Pittsburgh that I thought about having happened. That would be wild. I do have him going to Baltimore. I think it makes a lot of sense. He flirted with them last year. The Baltimore Ravens desperately, desperately need wide receiver help, and there's not a bigger name in free agency than Juju. So that's where I've got him landing.
And I have him going down to Atlanta to compliment Mr. Drake, London. You have your gigantic man. Now get a qualified slot wide receiver in there. By the way, it was on record in this. I saw you make a note here, Kyle, that Mike is the reigning champion in free agency predictions. I do not remember. But you didn't put any proof. Yeah, there was no proof. Also, he makes no evidence. He makes picks like what either Andy or Jason said, I get pulled. Oh, I see. No, I said I was in first and you both copied me. Baltimore or the couch, Mike. Baltimore. All right. Jacobi Myers is the wide receiver. That's the city. He's going to be sitting on the couch. Jacobi Myers, who I think is the best free agent wide receiver. And I have him being the target of Baltimore.
who you had juju going to. I think he ends up in Baltimore. I think he gets paid more than people think he deserves. Yeah, that could definitely happen. I believe the Titans who have just released Robert Woods are trying to get someone who is what Robert Woods used to be, and that is Jacoby Myers. I do. I like the Titans a lot, but I didn't want to match. So I'm going out on a limb here, and I think that it's possible. The Houston Texans, they need to, they need to rebuild from the ground up. Why not make a splash for whoever your young quarterback ends up being, get him a solid wide receiver? I agree. Jacoby's a good player. He will really help a football team. So I got him down for the Houston, Texas. And then we're going to, we're going to take shots with DJ Chark and Alan Lazard. For DJ Chark, I'm going with Atlanta. So I'm going to put him in Atlanta. It makes sense. Jason? I'm going to actually go with the.
Bills. Oh my God. You coward. You changed. You had the Giants in. I'm telling people. I did have the Giants in. No, but I'm flipping that with the next player we're going to talk about. The bills, I think, would get a cheap deal and can sell DJ Chark on his skill set being utilized so well with Josh Allen. And I think he'd be cheap. It'd be like a one year. Yeah. And I've got DJ Chark going to the Cowboys. They, I think they. messed up pretty bad when they traded away Mario Cooper for nothing, and they gambled on Michael Gallup, and that team, they need speed. And DJ chart can, he can provide that. Alan Lazard, the final wide receiver we're going to predict today. Mike, this is your Ravens guy. Yeah, this, like, I think it matches up. Alan Lizard may not be, like, the most technically sad. Like, maybe Juju can make.
some sexier plays. But it's like when it comes to a well-rounded wide receiver who can be on the field and do dirty work when it's cold and rainy and muddy in Baltimore and you need a gigantic wide receiver who can be a top-tier blocker on the field as well as make, I mean, he made tons of really big plays for Aaron Rogers. I think that it makes sense for, he won't break the bank. I don't, I don't know that Baltimore is willing to. pay up for someone like Jacoby Myers. So I got Alan Lazard going there. Yeah, I've got him going to the Giants. I think that well-rounded run-blocking combination would work there as well, especially being a little cheaper since they're still probably paying a lot of caps based for Kennedy Gallaudet. Yeah, and I have him going to the Texans. I think he'll be the Texans overpay this offseason. His identity is that blocking, tough-nosed, it fits with what they're going to do on office. It makes sense.
And then, do you want to take a shot at Beckham, just out of the dark here? I mean, Beckham, some people have him as the best free agent available. He's 30 years old. Tells you what the free agent class is like. I have, I had deleted him from my mind, but yeah, it makes sense of considering what, like, what week did he take hold of the headlines last year was every single week? He's going to be ready. Where's it going to go? He's going to be ready. And then he was not ready. See, I would have, I would, the low-hanging fruit would have been Dallas for me, but with the offensive identity changing, I don't know if the risk reward on the locker room and, you know, everybody loves him as a players, but then, you know, a lot of headlines have been associated with OBJ. I don't think he's going to be Dallas. Yeah, I'm looking at some teams here. I think the Titans are going to rebuild. I'll throw mine in. Kansas City. Okay. Okay.
I'm going to go with the Los Angeles Rams. He's back after they are able to trade away Alan Robinson. The Rams. Okay. Guess I need to pick one, don't I? He's going to be, he's going to chase a ring. The Rams is not the right place to do that. I'm going to go with the players. I'm going to go with the Raiders. He's got to chase a ring. He will be. With the Raiders? With the Raiders? No. No. No. Do you have, no, you don't have. If Rogers ends up in Las Vegas. Okay, that, yeah, it could happen. Then Beckham could go and hang out with Devante. All right, one tight end we're going to predict, Dalton Schultz. We all have kind of an overpay coming from the Texans because they have to to lure free agents. And to me, it's going to be Dalton Schultz, a rookie.
quarterback's best friend is his tight end and this will be the awesome hooper type of situation oh that makes me so sad because i was looking i'm like this is going to it's going to be hooper again there's always a hooper it's someone's going to overpay he's going to go to a system and it probably won't work out uh i feel those are the things i was thinking through when i was like oh yeah the houston it makes sense uh the detroit lions they need a tight end And they decided it was not T.J. Hawkinson. Maybe they decided that they'll give Dalton Schultz way too much money. And I'm going to go with Dallas. I think they find a way to make it happen. They're going to have to find some dollars hidden under some cushions. Yeah, they may be dollars with Zeke's face on it. I'm not sure. I think the only way that that can happen is if his open market isn't there.
You know, because obviously they're not franchising him. They franchise Pollard. If he tests the open market and it's very lukewarm, cold on him, then, yeah, I think Dalton Schultz would like to be in Dallas. I think Dallas would like Dalton Schultz. Absolutely. But money talks. Yep. And if there is a team out there willing to hooper him, as they say. Yeah. He's going to get hoopered. He's going to take the hooper money. Who's going to hooper hooper? Who's going to hooper. Hooper began it, so he was the first hooper. Well, I'm saying, but he's available. Oh, that's true. He's back on the market. I don't actually care. He can go back to Atlanta. They do need a good tight end there. How about the D.C. Defenders. That's X.F. Oh, I was like, they're the Manders. You've been watching a lot of XFL? Nope.
I've seen a couple of Josh Gordon highlights. Yes, that was that was both that was so awesome because one is so cool to see Josh score. Oh yeah. He had this big bomb touchdown. Guys couldn't tackle him. It was so funny to me because one, it's awesome. It's Josh Gordon being awesome. And two, he was pretty slow. Oh no. He didn't look like he was anything special, but these guys couldn't tackle him because they're not that good. I mean, it just was like evidence to me of like, oh yeah, this is. Yeah. This is what could have been? Couple tears down. Josh Gordon was real, real good. He was ahead of his time. In Cleveland. It was ahead of his time. Speaking of legal, legal tampering and him and Martavis Bryant just needed to come in the league about five years later and they would have had careers. Yep. All right. Anything else we need to cover here at the end? Ultimate draft kit.com. If you want to get a pre-order in on the 2023 UDK, you get some perks.
Like $15 in basically gift certificates. I don't think you've ever called them that before. And I like how it's basically. Basically you get $15 a gift because that is in fact what you get. Basically you're going to kind of get gift certificates. What do I normally say? I'm blank, $15 in. Gift cards? Oh, there it is. So you threw in the filler word of basically as you tried to find it. Basically certificates. You print them out. Yeah, you do. You mail them in. Or you could stop by and just, you know, we'll check your gift certificate. Yeah, there's stuff in the UDK. Okay, that is it for today's show. We'll be back.