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Fantasy Time Machine + Jonathan Taylor Fallout - Fantasy Football Podcast for 8/30

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Fantasy Time Machine + Jonathan Taylor Fallout | Fantasy Football 2023 - Ep. 1450

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Draft-season time-machine episode comparing past league winners to 2023 values, with running arguments over Josh Jacobs, Cam Akers, fantasy vibes, and moon-powered quarterback lore.

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Yes, of course. We know that Patrick Mahomes is the reason you throw so much, but the enemy could be bringing that system over. If Terry McLaurin is good to go, I mean, we're still dealing with that toe situation. Don't need him. You got Dodson. Don't worry about it. But with McLaurin and Dodson on the field, that is a really, really strong wide receiver one and two combination. And Sam Howell, he unleashes the wolf, something like the hair. He's got it. He runs wild. So watch out for like the moon schedule. Oh, you want the full moon situation? If we get Sam Howell in a night game with a full moon. Let's let the foot clan to let us know if that's on the way. Some of you are probably moon watchers. Are you kidding me? I think the blue moon is like the super blue moon is like tonight. Yeah, that's the night. Well, I'm saying, but is he in a prime time game where there will be a full moon? Because that could be a serious danger for the other team.

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In college in his final year, Sam Howell ran a ton. He ran for over 800 rushing yards and 11 rushing touchdowns. I mean, that's, that is absolutely ridiculous. And you saw it on display last year in week 18. Dallas five carries, 35 yards and a rushing touchdown. That is the secret for fantasy success at the quarterback position, QB7, in that particular week. And he's being drafted. Very, very late. He looks to me when he is escaping the pocket and breaking through, he looks a lot like Josh Allen when it comes to escaping the pocket. So obviously not the same physical stature, I don't think, as Josh Allen. But very, very quick feat. And you hope that that translates to some success. And look, don't forget, like I know we've been isolating the consolidation around McLaurin and around.

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Dotson, but like Curtis Samuel is still on this roster. Sure. And he's kind of a champion. He's a multifaceted, talented player who's had great involvement before. And yeah, you're a champion, Antonio Gibson, who could be involved more with the checkdown. That was one of the things I liked from some of the tape on Sam Hell was he did check it down when he got in trouble sometimes, didn't take a big hit all the time. And he's, so Sam Hill 6-220. So I mean, he's, he's a sturdier fella. Yeah, he could take a hit. Yeah. All right. So guys, about this blue moon. Wait a minute. It's a blue super moon. Yes, tonight. Yeah. And it won't happen again until 2037. Correct. And we're talking up Sam Hell. Yeah, but I'm going to be his season. I don't know, a blue super moon. What happens to a werewolf during that? I do believe they have unlimited, unlimited power? A lot of killing. Silver bullets? Not during a blue super moon, my friend.

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They're invincible. Yes. But just tonight. Oh, yeah. And they're not even playing a regular season game. Yeah, that's unfortunate. It's really wasted. He's trying to get people out to the field. And no one wants to come out. Oh, you don't want to go by a where. Wait, so wait, what's the deal with this blue super moon, though, for like. So it's a blue moon, which happens, you know. How often? Rarely, every blue, every, blue moon. A blue. A blue moon is a full moon twice in one month. But you, oh, that's all it is? That's all it is. Oh, come on. It's not blue? Nope. It doesn't actually turn blue. And it's a super moon. But how often does this happen? A blue moon happens. And don't say every blue moon. It's not uncommon. It's like once in a blue moon. Yes. I hate you both. But yeah, the moon's going to be like 17,000 miles closer than normal and look.

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Is that a lot? Larger. Yeah, it'll look a bit bigger and it'll be very bright. Wait a minute. You're telling me it's not blue. Jason, son of a gun. I was looking forward to seeing a big blue moon moon. That just means he turns into an orwolf twice this month instead of once. Correct. This is not like a blood moon where it actually looks red. No, it's regular. But it's going to be awesome. But a harvest moon is red, right? I'm getting blue tinted glass. Or orange? Yeah, that orangey. But then there's also a blood moon? Yeah. Is that more red?

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Yes. Do we get any green moons? No. I think a blood moon is from an eclipse of some kind. Mike knows quite a bit about moons. I like space, man. It's fun. Jason knows about moons over Miami. Moons over Miami. Yeah, sorry. Moons over Miami. I got it wrong. And moonshine. You come to me for those. Talk to Mike about moons. All right. Tomorrow, join us. Special guests galore. The fantasy MVP show. Don't miss it. Goodbye. you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast join our fantasy football community on join the foot dot com and follow us on twitter at the ffballers