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A host treats November 5 as Back to the Future Day, gets corrected that October 21 celebrates Marty's trip to the future, then salvages the date because Doc Brown invented the flux capacitor on November 5, 1955.
The hosts expose Jason's lateness as Arizona's post-time-change hour becoming '50 minutes earlier,' then reveal the actual interruption: his fully built shed was too large for the gate and had to fly over the wall by crane. The shed becomes Dorothy's spinning house, a forbidden children's ride, a two-bedroom full-bath two-story home, and a place that needs witch legs beneath it.
An unidentified host hears DeMeco Ryans say Nico Collins will continue to be evaluated and repeatedly orders him to shut up, clarifying that Andy is not the target. The reason follows: the host just traded for Nico and needs him badly.
The hosts ask 'Kyle or Deucers' to verify whether Joe Flacco is the rest-of-season starter; the named source and qualified quote arrive in the next paragraph. Later they explicitly ask Kyle/The Borgogon for T. Higgins with-and-without splits, and the production comparison arrives immediately. Video never cuts away from the three hosts.
The Waiver Wire handoff mentions a feared spotlight but never displays one. The actual published bumper instead opens a Gridiron Gazette: Ballers Edition newspaper with Mike in a red-and-blue helmet, then shows Mike in a black jacket and bright green helmet beside the NFL Sunday Ticket logo.
While the hosts recount Elijah Moore's 104-target season, the transcript ends the ranking phrase at 'wide receiver.' Published video supplies the missing number with the recurring FIFTY FIVE cue: both tilted title cards cover the split screen and a black-and-white Mike portrait appears at lower left.
The hosts call DJ Moore a 'pissy pants,' argue that frustration might be allowed if he worked pro bono but not after being paid, note that the Bears can hate the coach without becoming pissy pants, and mutate the label into 'pissy pancers.'
Sticky Gesicki begins with blind snap-count guesses before the answer lands at 36 percent and the hosts demand that the tape be scrubbed. Andy lays out 'sometimes you can't be picky'; Jason completes 'you can't be picky when you got to get sticky,' imagines Andy's cheese trap snapping his neck, thanks Andy for murdering him, and proposes walking him into bad jokes as a recurring thing. Jason later adds 'used to be icky, but now they're getting sicky' and calls for applause before boos.
The Sunday Ticket disclaimer says terms and embargoes apply, and the desk decides embargoes must mean shipping restrictions. Asked for a definition, a host confidently calls an embargo 'a contractual issue in the ocean,' followed by the clarifier 'big, big ocean.'
The Full Stream Ahead cue launches the recurring published bumper: photographic cutouts of Andy, Jason, and Mike ride a small red-and-black train across a green field, then the live desk returns beneath a Full Stream Ahead monitor graphic.
Complete review of all 43 storyboard sheets plus targeted direct-video frames shows Mike, Andy, and Jason as the only live people: Mike sits left in a black-and-teal cap and white hoodie, Andy center in a black cap and glasses, and Jason right in navy. Jay Griz, a bear, a fourth host, a producer-camera cut, the Wheel, a punishment, Listener League canon, Megalabowl canon, and League of Record business are absent. November 5 first becomes a Back to the Future correction: October 21 marks the future trip, but November 5, 1955 is the flux-capacitor invention date. Jason is then roasted for arriving '50 minutes earlier' after Arizona's time change and for the real interruption: a fully built shed too large for his gate had to fly over the wall by crane. It becomes Dorothy's spinning house, a forbidden children's ride, a two-bedroom full-bath two-story home, and a place needing witch legs. The published video never shows Jason's private crane photo or shed. A Nico Collins update becomes personal panic when an unidentified host orders DeMeco Ryans to shut up, exempts Andy, and admits he just traded for Nico. Crew work is clearer: the hosts ask 'Kyle or Deucers' to verify a Joe Flacco report and receive a sourced quote in the next paragraph; later they ask Kyle—The Borgogon—for T. Higgins splits and immediately receive the comparison. Video remains on the hosts, so no producer or answering voice can be identified safely. The Waiver Wire transition mentions a spotlight but instead runs a real Gridiron Gazette bumper: helmeted Mike appears on a newspaper, then in a black jacket and green helmet beside Sunday Ticket. During Elijah Moore talk, the transcript drops a numerical rank, but video supplies the recurring FIFTY/FIVE cards and a monochrome Mike portrait. DJ Moore becomes a paid 'pissy pants,' then 'pissy pancers.' The richest chain belongs to Sticky Gesicki: 88- and 60-percent guesses crash into a 36-percent snap count and demands to scrub the tape. Andy baits Jason with 'picky'; Jason completes 'can't be picky when you got to get sticky,' imagines Andy's cheese trap snapping his neck, thanks Andy for murdering him, and says walking him into bad jokes should become a thing. Jason later adds 'used to be icky, but now they're getting sicky' and requests applause before boos. Finally, 'terms and embargoes' becomes shipping language and an embargo becomes a contractual problem in a 'big, big ocean.' The same paragraph launches the published Full Stream Ahead bumper, where photo cutouts of all three hosts ride a toy train.
because I just traded for Nico Collins and I need him badly. It'll be watched the practice reports. If he gets, I mean, if he's limited all week Sunday night, he's probably playing Sunday night though. Yeah, you need to have a backup option. He's eligible to be activated for week 10. So we'll, we'll see if that happens. Joe Flacco will continue to start for the Colts. Shane Stuyken announced that plays the bills this week's Jameson Williams. Jameson Williams reinstated after the two-game suspension, back on the field for the Lions. And then T. Higgins, unsurprisingly, listed as D&P on Monday's estimated report. However, they play on Thursday. They play Thursday. They still like to estimate him practicing. The news that came up before the DNP was, like, T. Higgins is going to be working with the trainer all week.
hopefully getting ready to play for Thursday. So this is not, it's not a surprise to me that he's estimated as did not practice. And this, it's not ruling him out yet. Anytime he practices will be a surprise to me. Yeah. I don't want him practicing. For the rest of the season, I will be surprised if he practiced. The dude just hurts himself when he practices. Oh, he hurts himself in games too, Mike. I'm, I'm not expecting him on a short week this Thursday. If he's a DMP on Monday, I'm not going to bank on him. I'm, I'm not having a backup plan. I'm having a plan. T. Higgins is the backup plan. Going back to Joe Flacco, the report was that he will be the start of rest of season. I saw that, but I didn't have it verified. I didn't have that. Kyle or Deucers, can you verify? We both saw it. I just want to make sure that's legit because that's a pretty big difference, giving him the confidence of rest of season or just saying. I think he'll be the starter rest of season that the team can make to the playoffs.
That makes sense, actually. Jonathan Brooks might make his debut this week. Well, he has to. Expected to be activated if I are. So, I mean, he could be a scratch. Yeah, I guess. He could be a scratch or something. He has to be activated this week or it's Dunsky. He'll be out for the year. We'll see if there's any more trades today. I will be surprised. So the report came from Jake Arthur NFL. and co-host of locked on Colts. Yeah, he said he asked Shane Stuyken if Joe Flacco may have a certain limit before getting pulled as a starter. Just like Richardson, he said they're sticking with Flacco for the season. We're staying pat with Joe going forward, comma, right now. So I have the same amount of confidence in it. All right, that was today's news and notes presented by USAA Insurance. Learn more at USAA.com slash insurance. We'll take a break. We'll come back with a waiver wire.
I mean, the way that the media cycle works with head coaches, the way that the scrutiny, I mean, two weeks ago, the Bears on top of the world won Hail Mary. You're the worst team. Hail Mary followed by loss in Arizona. Catastrophic. I mean, according to the announcers on the game, that one play just carried over for the entire game. It's the reason they lost to the Cardinals was because of the Hail Mary. And all I'm saying is, I mean, we saw this last year with the commitment. to Desmond Ritter in Atlanta. Things. Toxic group things have to. They just change. They just change. If the Colts go out and Joe Flacco throws three picks, sack fumble, and they score three points, you lied. Because you don't, you're saying it on the presumption of success. That's how everything goes in the NFL. It's also a lose, lose. What's he supposed to say? Like you pulled your rookie and you can't
Like, he'd be like, well, we're going to, we're going to evaluate it. If he had said, we're going to evaluate it each and every week, we would be roasting him of saying, no, you've got to make a decision. No, you're right. You're right. So we got to be fair. It comes down to, we ask these coaches too many questions. We have two. Like, for our job, I want the access because I'm trying to piece all the puzzle pieces together. But we have way too much access to these coaches and athletes. And they just say dumb stuff that's not helpful. the vast majority of the time. And then we get mad at him. Welcome to the waiver wire presented by NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube TV. You're afraid the spotlight was coming out again. I'm sorry. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't realize. Yeah, you were going to keep going. My bad. We've got the 49ers and Steelers back off the buy. And then the next three weeks, four more teams every week. So the Browns, Packers, Raiders, and Seahawks taking time off this week.
and we turn to the running back position. There are two names majority rostered that are worth briefly mentioning just in case Rico Dowdle and Jonathan Brooks. People have been waiting a long time for Jonathan Brooks and frankly a long time for Rico Dowdle to be a player you could count on if they're there. Survey the field. They're at the top of the list. But now let's talk about sub 50% roster players. And who tops the list for you? No one. No, I mean, Jalen Warren, we talked about him last week. I was not as high on Jalen Warren last week because he was going in Dubai and he doesn't strike me as a player that I need to go out there and spend Fab on or my waiver priority to wait two weeks to get a player who hasn't scored 10 fantasy points. But he's back, back from by. He has been catching passes from Russell Wilson. He's available in over 50% of leagues. The matchup against the Washington commanders is middle of the pack.
So I'm fine. If I had to take a shot of someone that I'm picking up to start this week, there's very few names out there. I mean, you're talking about you've got a trifect of Jalen Warren, Tyler Algier, and Justice Hill. Those three guys are available in about half of leagues. You could pick them up and just hope you get a touch. Yeah. Because you're probably getting six to eight points from any of those guys. Yeah, it's really. It's really, really thin this week. The only other name I think that could be picked up right now as a stash and hope that they overtake the starter. It's Audrake Estime for the Denver Broncos, the rookie running back. I think we're on a couple weeks now of Sean Payton saying that Audraig Estimate is going to get some more work. Yeah, he said it last week and then he didn't. He's not trustworthy. However, last year, every single week.
Marvin Mims was going to get, we got to figure a way to get him out there. We're going to do it this week. Jerry Judy's in the way and it's just. It's not, he's 50-50. He's a liar. He's a 50-50. Like if you look at Coach Speak Index that tracks that stuff. That's what I was just going to like that. No, he's 50% reliability on playtime. Yeah, he's, he's a liar. But it at least, it makes sense. It makes sense process wise. Is that because like Giovante Williams has like, 40 yards on his last 19 carries or something like that? Yeah, that would be a big part of it of this offense is like they have to find a solution. Jaleel McLaughlin is getting more playing time these last couple weeks. I don't personally think that he is the answer for the Denver Broncos. Maybe they don't have one, but it makes sense for them to at least give Estimate a shot to see if he can get a hot hand and be someone that they can actually rely on. The name that I would bring up.
that hasn't been relevant as of this season, but was just traded to Minnesota a couple weeks ago. Cam Acres as an insurance option to Aaron Jones. What did Ty Chandler do? I don't know, but they stopped using him as much. It's what he hasn't done, I think. Perhaps. But then like the off season, you know, O'Connell, I think O'Connell is a pretty trustworthy guy with the stuff he says. And maybe they were just pumping up that this is their player because they gave me eight weeks. Yeah, they did. They gave me eight weeks. I mean, that's not being dishonest. You gave him half the season to try to show you something. He didn't show you. Most of the weeks for Chandler this year, 2.1 to carry 1.9, 1.7, 2.1, 2. He hasn't gotten it done. They can't give him the ball. It's a pretty good audition. The last two weeks, there's a combined 4% of snaps for Ty Chandler. So that role has now been given over to Cam Acres, who?
He looked okay when he was there. So just as an insurance back, someone that is widely available, I'm not excited to pick him up. I'd rather have Khalil Herbert, who is also 9% rostered. There's just not a lot of names. I mean, it's really like get your insurance policies. Go grab your. This is the second week has been like this at running back. And it's good news because it means there wasn't a catastrophic injury. It means one of the star running backs for two weeks in a row. hasn't gotten injured because usually we're coming in and we're bringing up this name, whatever it is, as like he now gets to be the starter. So in some regards, I hope that it sucks the rest of the season. No, it's actually a good point. I mean, we, I hate you even bringing it up because it feels like we're tempting fate or something, but you're right. And it's a good time to remind you that we have a full waiver wire rankings and we have them customized to your specific league if you import it into the ultimate dashboard.
which just this past week, the in-season app. So if you search the app store for the fantasy footballers and you download that app, it's free to download. As long as you remember at Jointhefoot.com, you can get access to the ultimate dashboard inside the app, which we have a custom waiver wire, custom spot starts. Everything with our rankings that we put together on the waiver show and throughout the week as we adjust them, that gets reflected with your league and who's actually available. So I encourage you to take advantage of that and the fact that you can. You can do that now in your pocket. And we've had an app for years, but it has not been what it is. So if you've had it, go and update the app. It is completely revamped. It is awesome. Having the ultimate dashboard in your pocket for waivers and for spot starts and for lineup optimization is truly awesome. It's out right now on your iOS app and it will be coming to Android.
Yeah, it's on Android, but the update is coming this week. So if you want to go grab it on Android and then when the update comes through sometime this week, you'll get the ultimate dashboard there too. Drop candidates, Travis E, T and Devon, Singletary. That's a no and a no for me. I would not drop. I mean, have you listened to the names we just mentioned? Yeah. I wouldn't do that, especially not ETN. That would be dumb. Singletary's job is gone, but E.N could get it back. At wide receiver, the name that's going to probably fetch the most fab. He's going to get the bag. Quentin Johnston, four for 118 and one, came off of an injury. He's only 28% rostered. You know, to me, I don't know if I'm willing to break the bank on it, but I'd be investing. Yeah, they're throwing it more. And Quentin Johnson looked good before the injury. We brought this up on yesterday's episode.
Quentin Johnston, I mean, he's catching the ball, he's getting open. He's been pretty good for fantasy. He obviously got injured and that was bad, but they're also allowing Herbert to throw the ball more. He's a talented player. He was a raw prospect coming in with like some development that was needed. But if they gave him the development, I mean, you look at the, I know in the early off season, we were talking about the difference in coaching styles with Dennis Allen. tearing down all of his players. But you had Harbaugh just talking like Quentin Johnson goes out, drops a couple passes in camp. And then he comes out and he's just talking about how great Quentin Johnson is. What attributes he sees that he loves out of this guy. He's just building them up. And lo and behold, Quentin Johnson is developing. He's playing better. And so this is a talented human being a talented athlete that if he can actually develop could become a legit, you know, weekly option for Herbert.
Xavier Lee Gett, probably the best thing that the Panthers have going in the wide receiver room right now. Lee Gatt and Jalen Coker, I think both of those names, it's important to bring them up again because maybe Coker had a lot of attention last week, got picked up, didn't have as big of a game, so maybe he gets ignored. These are going to be some ping pong type of situations. And wide receivers at the top are inconsistent. So certainly in this tier, they're going to be inconsistent. You should come back to the well, is what I'm saying. Yeah, Liga has been double digits and fantasy points, three of the last four weeks, four of the last six weeks. He's involved. He's on the field a lot, 83%, 84, 77% of snaps. And he's really used around the goal line. He's a gargantuan man. So the red zone opportunities have been there. You don't expect him a ton with Bryce Young throwing the ball. But, I mean, he's had.
four touchdowns in the last six weeks. I like manufactured touches when you have an offense that you don't have trust into. And you're going to see more of that. Like he has a rushing attempt in three straight games. And so I likely get more than Coker both to pay attention to. I think Fab's going to get spent on to Marcus Robinson this week. And I'm not sure that I will be in that place. I know he's a very, he's had effective games last year with both Cup. and puka on the field. This last week we didn't have puka for half the game. He was on 30% snap counts the week before when Robinson was really effective. It's not that Robinson shouldn't be roster, but to me I wouldn't spend, I don't have the confidence to spend Big Fab there when I have other players I like. Not at all. DeMarcus Robinson has been good when the game script requires Stafford to air it out, and then he's the third on the field. That's his situation. But.
He is a streaming option, a matchup play. This week he's playing against Miami. They give up the third fewest points to wide receivers. This doesn't strike me as one of those game scripts that I am targeting the third wide receiver for their opponent. I got two wide receivers I would bring up. Juan Jennings, San Francisco. Please. He's back. Like, he. They were on by last week. And Brandon Ayuk is gone for the rest of the season. They get to play Tampa Bay. Oh, yeah. Then Seattle. So we have two good matchups coming up here. And he's already, he's already balled out a few times this season. So I think that he, him and Q's my priority ads. But Jennings a little bit higher on the roster percentage. Do you put Pearsall in the category with him as is somebody that? I think he should be. Pierceall is a player that should.
be rostered in basically every single 12-team league. But I would really prioritize Chuan Jennings. I'll take the guy that I know already has some type of connection with Brock Purdy. It's not a first-round rookie trying to work his way in. And then the other name is Pop Douglas. It's DeMario Douglas of the New England Patriots. It was the production only seven points in a half-point scoring format. But look at the outside numbers. Nine targets. He caught seven of them. It's only 35 yards. That's kind of gross, but he had seven receptions. And in the other game where he played, you know, more snaps than not with Drake May. It's like they've had a weird overlapping thing where we can't seem to get him together at the same time. But in that first game with the Mario Douglas and Drake May, six for 92 with a score. I think that he is a...
he's a more under the radar ad because he didn't have a blow up the week last week but he's coming back yeah you know jail and polk's not playing football demero douglas is a good player and he's i think the first read for the wide receiver crew there yeah i think that's for me i like everything you're saying but to me he is an on the radar pickup not a pickup and play this week i just brought up Miami being top three against wide receivers he's playing against chicago who's top two against wider shoot. It's not like the, it's not the matchup I want to play, but he is a good player who's going to start developing more connection with May. So, you know, next week after on waivers, let's not forget that after a down week from Pop Douglas and pick him up and play him against the Rams. Let me ask you this. You know, there's there's quite a few names. Legat, Johnston, Jennings. Are you, are you cutting Xavier Worthy? Is it, is it worth just?
not being, like my worry with Xavier Worthy is that he is going to be the one in six weeks, a big play touchdown, but then we're living the McColl Hardman, the Cadarius Tony, the millions of different names that we've seen in that role. Like, are you cutting him for these names? For those top names, yeah. I mean, if I could, if I could swap Xavier Worthy into Legate, Jennings, Quentin Johnston, I would do that 100%. I'm not going to, you know, DeMario Douglas. versus Xavier Worthy. I'd just hold on to Xavier Worthy. Okay, Jalen Waddle. No, I'm not cutting Jailen Waddle. He got a touchdown last week, had crazy negative play that wasn't really on him, and then you've still got only two games back with Tua. So, no, I'm not cutting Jalen Waddle. Deontay Johnson. I have no redraft interest in Deontay Johnson. None. He's a really tough one because he is good and he's on a great offense.
but he can't be the one. I mean, he's eight flowers. I don't think he can be the two. His snap counts, I would have to see go way, way, way, way up from where I'd expect him to be. I don't view him as a must drop. If he was out on waivers, I'd go, there's a path for a good player and a good offense, but he's certainly not someone I'm playing right now. I mean, this is, this is like a, it's almost like a developmental player, and that's hard to do when you're in week 10. I mean, I would drop him for Judy.
Leighette, Jennings, Johnston, Pierceall, and probably Coker, honestly, because I want sealing, man, and I just don't know. Deontay Johnson, when are you going to start him? In a regular 12 team, probably never. If you're in a deep roster, okay. But it's like, it's disgusting. And he's on by week, by this week. I'd rather have Elijah Moore. than Deonté Johnson. I'll take those targets. He didn't, he didn't produce, but he still got a whole bunch of targets. Well, he, that's what he does. That is his entire, entire career. I mean, nine targets for 28 yards is what he's done for, what, like 30 games? His entire career. That's all he's ever done. If you are in a, he had 104 targets last year and finishes the wide receiver. That is awesome. Those are Watson targets. I will say, yeah. Elijah Moore, if you're in a four year career.
I mean, if you're in a PPP league, he's actually super duper valuable. Point per target? Yeah. If you give points for targets, then that's awesome. Pick them up. Yeah, I mean. Also, send me a screenshot of your league because I've never heard of a P. I think I hate. I think I hate a lot. I think he has four good games in four years. Can confirm. You hate a life more. Yeah, I'm out. All right. Any other wide receivers worth throwing out there. Parker Washington was a name last week. It's worth bringing up. maybe like we'll see how Drake London is doing but Ray Ray McLeod could be in for a spot start. What do people do with DJ more right now? Oh my gosh. He had a bunch of targets again. He also walked out the field in the middle of a play. So I wasn't sure about that.
It's possible. I was sure. No, I watched the play and I was like, what in the world are you doing? He has six yards off the field with his back to the field while Caleb Williams is still running around on the play. My only thing that I said I'm not sure about is I wasn't sure if he stepped out of bounds and then took himself out to make sure he wasn't a target. You can reestablish. Can you? Without a penalty? Yeah. I don't think you can't be the first person to touch. Oh, you can't be the first person to touch the football?
Right. So I thought maybe he was limping off. It was ridiculous. Yeah. Well, I still go block for your teammates, gentlemen. Yeah. Oh yeah. You don't know. You don't leave the field. I mean, he is so. I'm actually really disappointed in DJ more this year. He seems like a pissy pants, man. Yeah. He seems like a pissy pants. And he just got paid a bunch of money by this team to come in and doubt your quarterback again. I mean, I. I don't like the attitude. I don't know. It's not just his QB. He hates his coach, too. One. Yeah, but all of the bears. But all of the bears do. And they're not pissy pants. If I didn't, if it was free, if it was pro bono, you can be a pissy pants. Absolutely. You're not pro bono. I am not defending. Oh, I think you are. I am not defending. You love Elijah Moore and you love pissy pancers. Yeah. I am saying DJ Moore has had a terrible, he's well compensated. He should be.
More in the game. Finishing plays. But the dude has had a terrible situation like every single year of his life except for one. Yeah. Except for the money part. The only other name that I would throw out there. I believe he's in concussion protocol. So you've got to monitor the practice reports. But Darius Slayton against Carolina. Yes. He's one of those players. You can pick up and play because he actually has good games from time to time. And he's got a plus match. No player. There's an unheralded player that never gets any credit. Darius Slayton generally produces when asked to. And yet, he has been a successful NFL wide receiver for six years. And he has never wanted and never respected. No. It's the opposite. It's impressive of Elijah Moore. All right. We'll take a break. We'll hit the tight ends. How much fab are you spending on sticky?
Sticky Gascis. He's 20% rostered. You've lost Eric Al Jr. You, T. Higgins is forever doubtful. And you've got a Thursday night game against the single best team to throw the football against over the last five weeks. If you look at who you want to start a whiteout against, which Gisicki, when he runs from the slot, that's a big, tall, sticky-handed whiteout. Mm-hmm. How much are you spending up on Gisiki because how long do you think this will last? I don't think it will last once T. Higgins is back, but it is worth spending up, burning your priority or spending money to get a victory. Oh, sorry. Do you know a snap count last week? I just want you to take a shot at. Snap count? Yeah, snap count for Gassiki. Number one overall tight in, five for a hundred and two. What's a snap count? Makes me want to go 100%, but I don't know, 88%. Mike? I'm going to guess.
Like 60 something? So Eric Al Jr. was knocked out, right? Yeah. 36%. Yeah. Okay. So I mean, look, 36%. Oh, you were talking about Eric All? Nope. No. Wait. That's what? Sticky Gisicki. Sticky plate. That's not right. That's inaccurate. Strike from the tape. Scrub it. That's wrong. You sound dumb. I had to laugh because we're talking about the future. The future was sticky gusicky. 36% of snaps. Was he 100% targets per route run? His average snap count on the year is 41% on the season. Yeah, it's all, that one's all about route participation. Yes, it is. Wow. But I mean, the targets the last two weeks, eight and six, it's just that like KDotin compared to Mike Gassiki. Kedotin plays every snap of the ball game. Sticky Gisiki, you're like, uh, uh.
Where are you? I mean, if I've been rolling out Jake Ferguson or Taseem Hell or even Mark Andrews, like, I think it's worth picking up Gassiki for a one week start because the targets have been there. He's really talented. Like, there are not a lot of... You're saying sometimes you can't be picky. You can't be picky when you got to get sticky. Right. Pick up Gisicki. Thank you. You led me there. I didn't want to participate in that. That's half my... That's half my crickets. He put the cheese right on the trap, and you were like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. Snap neck. My neck just got snapped. Thanks, Andy. You just murdered me. Walking you into bad jokes should be a thing. But you're right. You're right. Gisiki has more upside with his quarterback throwing the way he's throwing it around the red zone. And against Baltimore. And against Baltimore. So that's a Thursday night. But what? So...
what it's just what happens if tea actually plays i was i with eric all's injury i'm still i'm interested a little bit okay yeah i'm interested but he he certainly would go down a notch like i would still play him over tasem hill um i'd still play him over jake ferguson without dac um but you know for instance i i think one of the one of the big scary names is sam la porta like sam If I had him and T. Higgins was out, I would, I would play Gassiki. Okay. I think Juan Johnson might be hiding. He might. But maybe not. John Johnson Tassum Hill, both the last remaining targets for a team now without Olavé Shaheed. So, you know, they should. They should receive targets. Sure. They really should. And then.
Jonu Smith. That would be the name. Right now, for me, it's Gisicki and Jonu. Because Johnu Smith has been shockingly involved. Last four games, target pace, 114, 8, 766. Yeah, I mean, the last two weeks with, you got to take that six targets from Tua in games where he's back. I mean, it might not have been a great fantasy output in each one of those, but he is involved for a good offense. And this week, the Rams, they're 30th against tight end. I. I am just, please play T. Higgins because I knew this was going to be the case. Ask Kyle to grab me the splits of this season with and without T. Higgins. Double the fantasy points. Jamar Chase is averaging double the fantasy points with T. Higgins. Jason and I watched the film on the Gassiki touchdown. I retweeted it. It's outrageous. Like multiple Raiders defenders sprint full speed at Jamar Chase.