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Week 13 Studs & Stinkers + Weekly Rewind, Guice Guice Baby

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Fair enough. Okay, real quick. I just want to give you two different lines. Okay. All right. One is 198 yards and three touchdowns. Oh. Is that one game? Yes. I'll take it. Okay. The second is 340 yards and no touchdowns. That is nine games. In nine games, he has...

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Are you talking about Sammy? Yes, he has 42 more yards total in the nine games combined than he had in week one. Wait. So he was reading. No, no, no. Read those two numbers again, Jason. Oh, I'm worried. Okay. A hundred, uh, week one, 198 yards. Uh, three touchdowns. Okay. Okay. The next nine games combined. Right. No touchdowns. Three hundred and forty yards. Okay. So a hundred and forty two.

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Thank you. 142 more yards in nine total games than in one week. It's still ridiculous. Hey, Jameson Crowder looked like a player you could count on two weeks ago. This week he had nine targets and he ended up with eight total yards. That's a record. What do you do with him now? You guys are going back to the well with Darnold next week against Miami. You got to go back to the well with Crowder? Big game from Robbie Anderson, 100 yards. You do go back to the well with Jamison Crowder. It's Highlander situation.

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for the New York Jets wide receivers. There can only be one. Yes. I, you know, look, against Miami, if the weather is good and I, you know, I, Robbie Anderson or Jameson Crowder next week. Robbie. Robbie, if I have to choose one, but I think you can play both. I mean, I'm not in on Darnold. But that's a switch. I mean, last week when we asked the question, it was Crowder than Robbie, then Demarius. It's still nine targets. Right. Exactly. Oh. More like, fart. Darn. Darn. I was right there with you. I get it.

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And I like it. Farkets. No, I wouldn't be there. No. No. This is the end of the show. You're starting to. You remember the stench of watching Donald who you started in your league of record over Carson Wins? Shut up. I don't. The pain is too fresh. Oh, my goodness. And look, I wasn't alone. I asked everybody that I know. Oh, you were full tilt. You spent the whole week talking about how good Carson Wins is going to do and then you played Sam Donald.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shut up. Shut up. All right. Emmanuel Sanders, four for 41. I said I wouldn't play him in this game. I mean, right now you just, you can't. I don't think you can play him in just about any game unless you expect a huge shootout solely because the emergence of Debo, the health of.

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Kittle. Yeah. And the low passing volume, I don't really want to start either of those guys. Obviously, if you, that's the equation. If you started Debo, you were happy, but I don't think the process was correct to start Debo on that insane offensive passenger. Yes, where Debo looked around and couldn't believe they didn't flag him for the play. When the offensive player is waiting for the obvious flag. Hunter Henry, George Kittles, Zachertz, and Ryan Griffin all put up stinkers this week at tight end.

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Kiddle, Henry, those were the most disappointing. Kiddle only two for 17. Hunter Henry, two for 10. Henry had been the number one tied in since he returned from injury. I just play him again. I mean, all those guys, you just play. Yeah, you do. Ert's. All right. Eert me. Yeah.

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Well, he was dealing, Ertz was dealing with the hammy. It seemed like he wasn't even going to play all week long until Sunday morning. Everything was trending towards Zachertz was going to be out. He still played on about 75% in the snaps. So he just didn't work. He almost had two different touchdowns. Right. One was a drop and one was a drop. Ah.

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It's the drops to get you. Yeah. All right, stinkers of the week, presented by odor eaters. Otor Eaters, the best in foot odor defense. We want to thank our studio sponsor today. That's Pristine Auction, a signed Devante Adams jersey yesterday. At pristine auction, went for $81.8. This is the time, this December, head over to pristine auction, register with the code ballers. It's free to register. You'll get $5 if you end up finding a piece of sports memorabilia you love.

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