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Mike celebrates TreVeyon Henderson's three touchdowns in dark glasses and party lights, calls the season a possible greatest My Guy reclamation, and joins the desk in declaring that they are never wrong, only early.
Jason trades for and starts Oronde Gadsden, prompting the hosts to say his acquired tight ends get injured, call the move a kiss of death, and invent an opposite Midas whose touch turns everything to poop.
The tight-end poop curse sends the desk to the Candy Land chocolate monster, which they reject as chocolate, identify as doodoo, and use to imagine a high-stakes professional Candy Land circuit.
When the desk tries to add Kenneth Walker to Mike's happy week, Mike says they are trying to knock him off his cloud. The hosts conclude that two Walker touchdowns would make Mike levitate from his chair.
After Jason made the office think he perished earlier in the week, Owl unusually asks for his lineup in advance. Jason interprets this as preparation for losing the ability to see, read, or breathe, and the desk predicts food poisoning from old tenderloin.
Andy describes seeing Mike glowing happily during the drive in and says Mike normally has a resting angry face, but not after Henderson's three-touchdown game.
A risky Tyler Lockett and Tre Tucker recommendation is protected by imaginary unattainium underpants, extending the established confidence-underpants vocabulary.
Jason spins the physical Wheel, lands on PEACE OUT, receives a plate of fake Salisbury steak or tenderloins, and pulls a giant beige plush peace-sign hand over his whole head. Unable to see and barely able to breathe through tiny slits, he finishes Fantasy Faceoff from memory, predicts he will not survive sixty seconds, asks about dangerous carbon dioxide, and calls it his final show.
Complete transcript review plus a full low-resolution storyboard and targeted opening and Wheel-of-Shame frame reviews show Andy, Jason, and Mike as the only people at the main desk. Mike opens in dark sunglasses and asks for party lights after TreVeyon Henderson scores three touchdowns; the desk calls the three-score celebration his Triforce, then Mike describes a possible greatest-ever midseason My Guy reclamation and revives the maxim that he is never wrong, only early. Jason's decision to trade for and start Oronde Gadsden produces a separate curse: the hosts say tight ends get injured after Jason trades for them, call it a kiss of death, and imagine an opposite Midas whose touch turns everything to poop. That becomes a Candy Land argument in which the chocolate monster is declared visually to be doodoo and high-stakes professional Candy Land is proposed. Mike's Kenneth Walker attachment resurfaces when an ordinary start/sit comparison is framed as an attempt to knock him off his happy cloud; the hosts say two Walker touchdowns would make Mike levitate from his chair. Jason's coming punishment is foreshadowed when Owl asks for his Fantasy Faceoff lineup early in case Jason cannot see, read, or breathe, after Jason had made the office think he perished earlier in the week. Mike, meanwhile, loses his usual resting angry face and visibly glows after Henderson's game. The established confidence-underpants idea returns as unattainium underpants for risky Tyler Lockett and Tre Tucker starts. Jason then spins the physical Wheel of Shame and lands on PEACE OUT. An offscreen hand brings a plate of fake Salisbury steak or tenderloins, followed by a giant beige plush peace-sign hand that Jason pulls over his entire head. Direct frames verify that it covers his face and rises in two enormous fingers; dialogue establishes no usable eyeholes, tiny slits, and an ineffective breathing opening. Jason completes Fantasy Faceoff from memory, says he can barely breathe and is ready to pass out, takes the under on surviving sixty seconds, asks how much carbon dioxide is bad, and calls it his final show. Jeremy is mentioned as both Owl and Al Borland but never receives a distinct live shot or voice in this video; Kyle is asked for a statistic but gives no verified reply. No Jay Griz name, cue, cutout, bear prop, fourth host, or substitution appears. The Wheel dialogue's shortened 'Jay' directly addresses visible Jason and is not Jay Griz.
Ferguson. Oh, yeah, the 19.5. Yeah, we all, my green goblin is my tight end position as well as T. McBride, T. McB. Oh, boy. We got five and a half receptions, boys. So we, uh, we should probably double that this week. Probably doing okay. That was fantasy face off presented by prize picks, joined millions of users. Get in there. It's fun for America's number one fantasy sports app. Use the code footballers. And get $50. I'm piecing out, guys. In lineups when you play $5. Can I get one of them, Tinderloins, Jason? Yeah, this will be my final show. All right. That'll do it for the fantasy footballers. How much carbon dioxide is bad? There's a hole. It's not working, is it? No. All right, join Mike on Sunday live. Sunday morning. We'll catch you this weekend. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join the foot.com.
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