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Cam Skattebo is called Jason's favorite player and Patronus, imagined emerging from a spell by running into walls; the show then explicitly praises Jason for being completely in on Skattebo and persuading another host to follow.
The Skattebo persona is a human smelling salt and crayon eater who prepares by hitting his head against a hallway wall. The riff says unexpected math ability would reveal a concussion, then turns his ripped postgame shirt into a Memento arm note reading 'I am a running back.'
Every Friday the show gives $100 to a random jointhefoot.com supporter. This selection's difficult username becomes Tyconicus117 and is treated as the name of a Greek hero or god before the prize is awarded.
Mike's inability to split-screen a Monday doubleheader prompts a search for spare devices and a TV tray. Mike has no tray, Jason confirms that his folds out nicely and supports dinner in front of the television, and he escalates the defense to a fork-and-knife steak; when Deucer Cam checks the crew area, one off-camera voice reports having no tray.
The show calls Mike to spin the Wheel of Shame and lands on Lizard King, a bearded-dragon head with air holes but no mouth opening. Mike can breathe, is told he looks better, and must speak through one nostril while continuing Fantasy Faceoff.
Still wearing the Wheel punishment during Fantasy Faceoff, Mike explicitly names his running-back selection Ken Bone Walker and takes the combined rushing-and-receiving projection.
Cam Skattebo dominates the episode's personality. The show explicitly praises Jason for being completely in on him and calls Skattebo Jason's favorite player and Patronus—one that would emerge from the spell by running into walls. The hosts call Skattebo a human smelling salt and crayon eater, remember footage of him repeatedly hitting his head against a wall before a game, and joke that a concussion would turn him into a math genius who refuses crayons. Later, after he tears off an athletic shirt, they imagine a Memento routine in which he writes 'I am a running back' on his arm. FootClan Friday documents another community ritual: every Friday a random jointhefoot.com supporter receives $100, and this week's hard-to-pronounce Tyconicus117 is promoted into a Greek hero or god. A Monday doubleheader exposes Mike's lack of a split-screen arrangement and leads to Jason defending his folding TV tray, including eating steak from it; the show checks Deucer Cam and finds no tray there. Mike then receives a live Wheel of Shame spin. The Lizard King option puts him in a bearded-dragon head with air holes but no mouth hole, so he speaks through a nostril and is told he looks better. His Fantasy Faceoff card also returns to Ken Bone Walker, while Al provides a live injury-name spelling at the close.
for the evening same thing can happen for Bill on that I know that he is a strong NFL player talking about Cam Scadaboo but was anybody else impressed that he like the sports shirt material the collars I feel like you could do it nice try nice try you're tempted a little bit I was a little bit Andy you're wrong he couldn't do it oh you're right okay hit that let's we got another segment rip off your shirt but I was very impressed because I think that would be hard to do hard to do yeah yeah it's not cotton it was a athletic shirt yeah exactly his backflip yeah I mean the
dude is is pretty strong I thought you were going to talk about how like his size and then and then Fitzpatrick was like oh yeah Fitzpatrick was that dude was a beast yeah uh by the way fun fact Scadaboo remembers nothing of yesterday he's no idea what happened he woke up without a shirt he has no idea he's memento to quote his he writes it on his arm I am a running back well he he got to about run hard got to 18 and then his every day is a new day yeah to quote his teammate guy's an idiot physicality Chuba is out as an injury
update Jalen Coker game time decision along with Jatavian Sanders and then Kyler Murray status will be determined in the next few days but he is out there practicing Jalen Coker and Jatavian Sanders coming back would be excellent for Bryce Young yeah for Carolina and moving the football yeah all right um yeah somebody find the lineman situation there who they're missing because I think it's one of their better players but I don't want to misspeak on that but that that would uh that would hurt though on the other side that would hurt Bryce Young a little bit sure uh let's jump into the face-off
fantasy face-off presented by prize picks is it even possible to miss any of these dude I don't I I mean I I haven't missed one in a while so I I'm not spinning the wheel I'm not spinning the wheel either four for four week my friend I went three for four but I still I still made that money um yeah I got I had uh Quentin Johnston and Alvin Kamara they both missed for me uh weird that they popped up on the injury report actually that was Jason's miss too Darius Slayton left early in his game but uh we'll jump into it and but you know
we gotta do this yeah yeah yeah wheel of shame Mike writes wheel of shame spin the wheel that's fine that's fine let's have a good time we got a star man rainy day the count oh the lizard king oh man oh yeah I think that might be more of a bearded dragon that's a lizard though right yeah yeah yeah it's got air holes and everything Mike I'm sure I'm gonna be able to breathe and see yeah and your head will totally fit in it perfectly huge which could possibly no that's perfect Mike actually this is a good look for you yeah I like it I'm not joking you look better
thank you uh it's a little tough to stare at you with that on I love it um you're looking you're looking pretty good and I think you can breathe so that's a step up from some of our other punishments for a few minutes all right we're jumping into the lineups we'll start at the quarterback position this is my green goblin the easiest one on my slate um I'm going Dak Prescott I'm going more than one and a half passing touchdowns that is my green goblin against Carolina which one and a half that's still a good amount yeah um your quarterback my quarterback I'm
going with Jordan Love we have been taking the uh his uh rushing projection and going more but I'm actually going passing yards on this one 239 and a half I think he has more than that all right Mike I don't have a mouth hole you don't have a mouth hole that's true one of the nostrils hello there you go my quarterback is my green goblin I'm going look prize picks is hold on there you go because I want prize picks is is really fun because they offer like different ways to play I'm going Bryce Young more than six and a half completions in his first 10 pass attempts
okay so the scripted you start the game yeah I think I think he can hit seven of 10 okay that's like that's fun I or more he could do 10 of 10 and then it would still work too yeah no thanks Mike go back into your into your lizard head I will actually move to the wide receiver position because I also took a different projection than kind of the standards I'm actually going with Travis Hunter more than 17 and a half yards for his longest reception okay for Travis Hunter I think they will get him down the field this week more Kool-Aid more than 17 and a half yards yeah for at least
one play I'm gonna be honest with you I don't like that one I'm just gonna be honest um I'm gonna for my wide receiver uh my wide receiver is my green goblin it's Jackson Smith and Jigba more than four and a half receptions it's just seems like he's gonna have eight so I'm not too worried about this one okay Mike your wide receiver I have a Mika a big boo uh Mika a big boo I got a Mika Buka more than 78 and a half receiving yards okay yeah yeah like that my running back Ramondre Stevenson oh that's right up
your alley more than 43.5 rushing yards oh yeah that's gonna be a sweat your running back Jason my running back I personally love this one which means it won't work out but I have Jalen Warren he his projection is 48 and a half rushing yards he has not done that once this season he is coming off of an injury and he's playing against the Cleveland Browns so I am taking less than that I would have been amazing if you had taken them more after that whole argument yeah I think that's a good line uh my running back I got Ken Bone Walker oh boy I'm going with combo rush receiving yards
more than 62 and a half okay yeah it's great this is really fitting what we would do Ramondre and Ken Bone uh my tight end is going to be Darren Waller I am the Walleress more than 39.5 receiving yards really which you what a loser I'm more than 38 and a half my projections better than yours I'm just saying one Darren Waller baby so if he if it's 39 if it's 39 on the dot I'm a winner you're a loser you and I locked in at different times yeah I'm going with uh Andy's tight end start of the week I'm taking Tucker Craft 47 and a half receiving yards more
baby he's our number one consensus tight end on the week so yeah get back in your lizard head yeah I'm here uh that was fantasy face-off presented by prize picks join millions of users and sign up for America's number one fantasy sports app use the code footballers and get $50 in lineups when you play $5 unless we have any other news updates you got anything over there Al uh was it Taylor Morton or uh yeah I think he's out oh he's officially out his last name sorry okay what's his last name again uh M-O-T-O-N oh darn all right I tried all right well we'll uh we'll be back with you Sunday
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