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The hosts claim that somehow every fantasy manager lost, send listeners through a fantasy burn unit with bandages everywhere and points falling, and let Jason answer his costly Derek Carr stream by proposing results over process: skip the process and always be right.
Listener submissions process the bad weekend through familiar player-name mutations, beginning with sparse successes and collapsing into Mark Scamdrews, Trey McGlide, Sam La Poop Dispense, Travis Smelcy, Brock Bowel Movement, Isaiah Unlikely, Calvin Didley Squat, Justin Hurtbert, J.K. Sobbins, Faker Mayfield, and Dude Where's My Carr.
A host asks AI whether Sam LaPorta's right lateral ankle sprain is high or low. The answer defines right lateral as the right side of the uterus, leaving the injury unresolved and earning a sarcastic thank-you to Dr. Internet.
The desk credits Kyle with a Bryce Young stat—583 attempts, no offensive touchdown of twenty-plus yards, and three such scores to opponents—then asks him to recover C.J. Stroud's Truth-series splits. The plus-7.7 home and minus-7.7 top-defense figures return, but no shot reveals Kyle and the answer's voice is not uniquely attributable to him.
Learning that Tyler Badie pronounces his surname like bidet turns a nine-for-seventy rushing performance into cleaning, washing, spraying, seat-fit, and small-bidet jokes. Dude Looks Like a Baby becomes Dude Looks Like a Bidet, the hosts identify him as the Bidet, and one explicitly says the nickname is being updated.
Mark Andrews's four routes demand an FBI investigation, and the proposed weekly response is to enter a shower fully clothed, weep, wail, and become soggy outside because nothing matters. A ten-point family-saving challenge leaves Jason's family dead, and the position is finally labeled hot, liquid doo-doo while listeners propose replacing tight end with a flex.
Complete published-video review confirms Andy, Jason, and Mike live at the desk in ordinary studio clothing. The standard opening also displays the five-person WITH THE DUCERS portrait card for Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Josh/Papa Josh, Jeremy/Owl Borland, Matt/The Falcon, and Kyle/The Borgogon; because it is prerecorded and no live booth cut occurs, the card does not establish that any producer is physically present. No Jay Griz image, line, drop, cue, cutout, fourth microphone, or fill-in appears. A generic black bear in the routine animated intro remains an uncredited montage animal and is not treated as Jay. The hosts declare that somehow 100 percent of fantasy players lost, imagine listeners emerging from a fantasy burn unit with bandages everywhere and points going downward, and let Jason answer his failed Derek Carr stream by proposing results over process: simply skip the process and always be right. Monday Punday turns listener submissions into Rashi Nice, Joe Won My Weak Jennings, Dandy Dalton, Kywin Williams, Chuba Hubba Hubbard, Amari Super, Marvin There He Is-son Jr., Malik Ebers, and a tight-end disaster run led by Mark Scamdrews, Trey McGlide, Sam La Poop Dispense, Travis Smelcy, Brock Bowel Movement, and Isaiah Unlikely. Asked whether a right lateral ankle sprain is high or low, an AI answer places the right lateral on the right side of the uterus and earns a Dr. Internet thank-you. Kyle is explicitly credited with submitting Bryce Young's 583 attempts without a 20-plus-yard touchdown and is later asked to retrieve C.J. Stroud's Truth-series splits; the returned plus-7.7 home and minus-7.7 top-defense figures are heard while video stays on the hosts, but the speaker is not uniquely identifiable as Kyle, so he remains mention-only rather than a producer voice. The Broncos discussion discovers that Tyler Badie's preferred pronunciation sounds like bidet, turns rushing production into washing and spraying jokes, converts Dude Looks Like a Lady into Dude Looks Like a Bidet, and explicitly announces a nickname update. The final tight-end collapse asks the FBI to investigate Mark Andrews running four routes, prescribes entering a shower fully clothed to weep and wail after each start, concludes Jason's family is doomed if one tight end must score ten points to save them, and calls the position hot, liquid doo-doo. Targeted frames confirm that the AI screen, bandages, pun cards, bidet, shower, wet clothes, family-threat tableau, FBI imagery, and Kyle are all dialogue-only; the only episode-specific visual treatments are standard monitor labels and produced show graphics.
to the fantasy footballers podcast with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Oh, welcome in. Monday. Thank goodness. September 23rd. Thank goodness is Monday? Thank goodness that that weekend is over. And we can flush that thing down the toilet and move on. I mean, look, we have two games tonight. That's fine. Let's get past it. Yeah. This was one of the least pleasurable weekends of football. I was polling people both in real life and online and just seeing how people feel. And what's amazing is so every week, you know, look, sometimes it doesn't break right for you, but that means it broke right for your opponent, right? You know, half the people win, half the people lose. Somehow this week, 100% of people lost. Like every single person out there feels like they had a bad week. 100%.
It's in this week was insane and stupid and upside down. And I'm glad that that you're back and you're listening after getting out of your own, you know, fantasy burn unit because this, this week was crazy. Yeah, the bandages are everywhere and the points are going downward. Like we're scoring fewer and fewer points. The pass rushes this weekend. We're outrageous. The morning games were like every single time every quarterback dropped back to pass. It was like crash. Yeah, unless their name was Sam Darnold or Andy Dalton. Right. If you had red hair and a beard, you put up the most points in. Like if you want one like fact of the weekend to describe how you're feeling, it should be that the.
The Andy Dalton and Sam Darnold's team scored the most points of any teams this weekend. Don't forget about Malik Willis and Daniel Jones. Yes. And Bo Nix. All guys you started, right? Yeah. How much time do we have to talk about the Carolina Panthers? This is why the move was the right move is because you have 52 other players that were just depressed. Yeah, there were receivers that wanted to be able to catch the ball. Like Deonti Johnson's entire career could be defined by that decision. Yeah. Now, to be fair, the decision has come out and said that this is temporary. They expect him to start again this year. Now, that was before the Andy Tolton. You know, Andy Dalton. For another team, right? No, they meant for the Panthers. But what is it? Andy Dalton is the only quarterback this season who has thrown 300 yards at three touchdowns. Incredible.
NFL, what happened? What happened this week? You know how happy I was to pick up the Raiders defense before they made the switch to Andy Dogger? Had to be ecstatic. Not so happy now. The Panthers are, I mean, tiebreakers aside, they're one game out of first, everybody. This was a fun weekend, man. The Rams beat the 49ers. They came back and beat them. The parody in the NFL is part of what makes it absolutely incredible. That was two paradosious. last yesterday what i was trying to make up a word okay i don't know what word you were trying to i was trying to riff on parody but he was i think he's saying like paradis yeah yeah yeah but i went docious you also left the spaces between the syllables you try make up new words on the fly i'm so okay um it was it was a weird weekend so we're commiserating with you it was a struggle to find the monday punday
names that were on the good side of things. Yeah, the positive names, the names that did really, really well. There's like four or five that were regularly started and then the rest were all people who were not usually started. We have an Andy Dalton one. Yeah, of course. Someone started Andy Dalton. I mean, whether you started or not, he deserves to be here. Yeah. Okay. This is all respect on the names. So we have Monday Punday, your submissions, your submissions. About the weekend, the good, the bad, the ugly. Jason trying to take over with his own? No, no, we just want to clear. These aren't ours. These are yours. It's not the best this week. It was, let's just say they reflect the weekends. All right, we do have, I mean, we're going to start with the good, which we'll go Rashi, nice. Ooh, rice, rice, baby.
I joe won my weak Jennings. Yeah, yeah, you did. That's not bad. Dandy Dalton. Oh, Kywin Williams. That's a real one. Derek home, Greek. Yeah, yeah. We did not do these. Uh, Chuba Hubba Hubbard. Oh, yeah, Hubbard. Umari Super. There is. Yeah, baby. Oh, Marvin. There he is. Son, Jr.? Yeah. I don't even know. Go ahead and deliver that a little differently, Jason. Oh, Marvin. There he is son, Jr. And, of course, Maliki Ebers back in the building. But we had some bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. And we've got the tight end disasters edition. It's all of them. So let's go. Let's hit this, guys. Mark Scam Drews. Trey Mcglide. Sam La Poupe dispense. Travis Smelcy. Brock Bowel movement. And what's the last one there? Isaiah unlikely. Yeah, so. Yeah. It continues. Now people.
People don't, uh, they don't want the tight-ins. Calvin Didley squat. Oh, you have Justin Hurtbert and J.K. Sobbins. And, uh, by we kill. That's a good one. Uh, Seedy Sham or, oh, Faker Mayfield. Uh, Brandon, I yucky. Yeah. And, uh, this one is special for me. Dude, where's my car? Derek, you did it to us again. I was not going. to touch Derek Carr this week. I hope everybody listened to Andy. And you touched him all over the place. I hope. I did. That's a lesson learned. The stream, the start. You touch too much Derek Carr and you're going to feel bad. They dust him for Prince. It's just. Jason's all over him. Oh, man. To be fair, to be fair, Phil Klan. I.
I had to start Derek Carr in one of my main leagues, like two, two of my main leagues. I paid, I paid 16 fat. Remember when I was like, this is embarrassing? Yeah. How much fab I'm paying for Derek Carr? Because I know, I know it's not going to work. But processes, it should work. You know what? We got to start being results over process. You know. I know like in fantasy, it's, we're trying to be as smart as wise, intelligent as we can be. We're focusing on the process over the results because that's the way that you're going to end up right more often at the end. Right. But if we could focus on results over process, if we could just skip that and be right all the time, that would be so much better. Yeah. I mean, I played, I played the same players that I played last week where I scored the most points in my league.
Yeah. I'm not even going to come close to median. I'm like half the points. They're the same dudes. They were unhappy this week. All right. Man, dude, where's my car? Where did he go? Every Monday, you can submit your favorite puns or your most annoying puns over on Twitter at the FF Ballers or on Instagram at Fantasy Footballers. A reminder of the community, if you want to weep together and celebrate together. Jointhefoot.com. If you are a member of the ultimate tier, that means you get everything that we do. So you get the ultimate draft kit and the DFS pass and the ultimate dashboard all year long every year. Like you don't pay for anything else. It's just the ultimate subscription at join the foot.com. That's brand new this year. Highly requested. And we finally made the switch to make it available. All right. Let's move forward. Let's try to move forward. We shall. We got this.
Welcome to Ready to Roll, presented by Nissan. All right, this week we are focusing on running backs who have underachieved early. We're through three weeks, also known as 21% of the regular season, if your playoff starting week 15 as is normal. And there's always attention at this point in the season. You're saying, are things going to correct themselves? Is it bad luck? Do I pivot? What do we do? And it could be frustrating if your running back is seeing good volume, but maybe they are not. doing what you want them to be doing. So we looked at running backs who averaged 13 touches per game through the first three weeks. And the reason we used that as a barometer, I did a study back in 2022 that showed a real correlation between that number leading to future fantasy success, 13 touches per game, especially in week one. That was on a tips and tricks episode. And so we're looking at 13 touch threshold running backs.
Now, here's what they average. On average, running backs average 0.72 fantasy points per touch. Okay. And so we found there's a consistent thread for running backs who underachieved that number, who scored fewer fantasy points per touch, but we're getting the volume and that they saw a boost for the rest of the season. In other words, these are basically trade four candidates or running backs who could break through. Maybe they're doing okay and they can do better. Maybe they're doing poorly and they could do okay. Last year, here's a list of some of the guys who were hitting that touch threshold, but underachieving the points per touch basis. Jemir Gibbs, Josh Jacobs, Isaiah Pacheco, Rashad White, Kairn Williams, and those were some names. And you look and you go, okay, those were running backs, you know, the ones that hit, the ones that came through were kind of the ones on playoff teams, the ones on like good rosters that ended up, you know, making some noise down the stretch.
So that's how we want to look at, well, what's the list of running backs this year who on a per touch basis are underperforming but are getting the volume and maybe focus on trying to acquire these guys or starting these guys, being confident, holding on to them if you've got them, not just getting sad and trading them away. The list is as follows. Devin Singletary, probably not a playoff team, Joe Mixing, Jordan Mason, probably playoff teams, Tony Pollard. Not looking great. Probably not a playoff team. Bijan Robinson, I fully think that there'll be a playoff team, the Falcons. Ramandre Stevenson, probably not. Rashad White. Probably. They've made the playoffs four years in a row. You got Josh Jacobs for the Packers, Naji for the Steelers who somehow always make the playoffs, and DeAndre Swift for the Bears, who I believe.
are going to the Super Bowl, right? That's what all the Bears fans were saying. So like of this list that I just read, are there a name or two in that list that you think like they are going to be more special rest of season from what they've done so far? I'll take the cheat code. Najee Harris right now looks locked and loaded because Jalen Warren got hurt again. He was hurting the preseason. Yeah, that was pretty sweet. He got hurt again yesterday. So the team's identity is to play defense. and win football games, which means to run the football and avoid mistakes. So I think, I think nausea has gone from a place of nausea when you start him to just like, probably very safe for volume and baseline. I think the one that I would point out, and it might, it might surprise you because I, if I've got this guy everywhere and I'm super happy with him, but it's Bijon, Bijon Robinson has been great.
But he has been underperforming on a per touch basis. But the volume is there. We know the talent is there. This is an offense that I think at the end of the year is going to be clicking. And it is not clicking right now. You see they're still trying to figure stuff out. They lost some linemen last night. It's not all roses right now for Bijan Robinson. And I do think. I hope they find them. Find the roses? No, the linemen. Okay. Yes. Yeah, me too. Wow. Boston. That's a morning. That's a morning. That's a morning. It's a morning problem for you guys. That's all that is. Only I'm allowed to make those jokes. You liked it out? I thought it was great. Yeah, because it was top notch. Uh, yeah. So I'll, Bijon found the, the end zone for free on that one play. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Thank you Bajon. Good. It's talking about the Kyle Pitts play. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. Can't go one yard further, Mr. Pitts? No. No.
Mr. Pitts could not go to the end zone. Any further thoughts there? I have the question of, which we haven't had this discussion yet. Like, Jordan Mason has been, like, he's been pretty good here for the 49ers. Yesterday, it felt like things could have gone a little bit better for him. However, the conversation of when do you go or do you go after Christian McCaffrey? Yeah, I mean, if you have Jordan Mason. Because that's two weeks now, right? Yeah. So two weeks of the IR, technically speaking, he could be back in three weeks. We don't know if that's going to be the case. But what scenarios are you looking at of like, I'm going to go after Christian McCaffrey? And like, it's easy for you're 3.0 and you got great bench players. You hit, I can go get Chris McCaffrey. But if you're like one and two and you got Mason, like what, how are you approaching that situation?
I think now is a good time to try to acquire Christian McCaffrey because you're still weeks away. And the manager who has Christian McCaffrey might be 0 and 3. And you know what I mean? And they might be like, I need a player now. I can't wait three weeks. And you can take on Christian McCaffrey and secure that one running back spot just completely for the rest of the season. There is. I mean, Jordan Mason is a good between the tackles runner, obviously. And he's he's. been a good substitute, but the offensive identity is destroyed. Yeah, because he can't catch the ball. Yeah, because the multifaceted nature of Christian McCaffrey in this offense, like, and the fact they're losing ball games is a very good sign for making sure he's back out there with a good workload. That was brought up weeks ago. It was like, well, what's the record when they need him to come back? Like, what are they competing? Like they lost another game. They're one and two.
So I think that's, I think it's a good name to bring up. I think there's going to be desperate managers that need to unload and restock their team so they have a shot and they're not going to get that shot with McCaffrey being on their bench. All right. Thanks again to our sponsor that was ready to roll. We want to thank Nissan and the all new reimagined Nissan kicks. Take on the city with the Nissan kicks. Bold new look plus safety features like the Nissan Safety Shield 360 technologies that'll have your back. In traffic. Head over to Nissan USA.com to learn more. Nissan Safety Shield Technologies can't prevent collisions or warn in all situations. See the owner's manual for important safety information. News and notes from around the league. Presented by USAA Insurance. All right. Justin Herbert aggravated the ankle injury and he left the game early. He was in a walking boot and they have a week five by. So next week might be a.
I mean, I would say he's probably going to sit. You think he's going to sit? I mean, it's against Kansas City. It's against the Chiefs, divisional opponent. They're going to definitely want him out there. But how much does it matter in the sense that like it doesn't matter for Herbert? Nobody's starting Herbert right now. Week one, he was the quarterback 24. Week two, he was the quarterback 24. So far this week, he's the quarterback 24. Really? Yeah. Impressive. He's been consistent. I expect him to drop, though, after two more games that are played tonight. I guess it makes a difference for Ladd McConkey and Quentin Johnston. I mean, those weren't players I was playing anyways. That's my point. So I... It matters for the offense getting anywhere near that painted area. So maybe for J.K. Dobbins? Yeah. I mean, Dobbins had a disappointing week.
Gus bus, I think, didn't get off the bus. I mean, I don't think he was on the sideline. We knew that this particular matchup against the Steelers was going to be tough for J.K. Dobbins. The fact that the volume shifted so heavily, though, this where weeks one and two it was, that was a split. Gus had words of J.K. Dobbins. Yesterday was not a split. And I'm curious if that is. The split might have helped. It might have. But if like if that's, is that what it's going to be the recipe moving forward? That's. TBD. Well, and then if you don't have Herbert for week four and you have a buy in week five, I think it's fair to say, what are you doing with the wide receivers? Because, you know, McConkey through three weeks, gosh. Five for 39, two for 26, three for 44. And it's the Chiefs next week. You know, I'm not, I'm willing to drop it personally. I think pretty much most of the, most of them obviously never a running back like Dombins who's getting, Dobbins, who's getting volume. But yeah.
This week is a tough matchup and then a bye week. Sam Laporta left the game with the Cardinals with a right lateral ankle sprain, came back in twice. I saw him come back into the game twice. That's very specific. I feel like we don't normally get information like that. The right lateral ankle spring? Yeah. It's low or it's high? It's right lateral. Okay. Is that worse? Well, that's the not being a doctor part that's going to hurt you. Just tell me lower high. That's all I understand. Tell me owie, no owie. Like, low, it's not as bad. Is the right lateral high? Where is the right lateral high? Is it right lateral low? I don't know. He came back out twice, so maybe it's not that bad. Trey McBride, concussion. Devante Smith concussion. What are you laughing at? Okay, so here's what I got from AI.
here's what i got from a on the right lateral you you did you realized where you were no yeah no we were talking about dude like concussion and then you did vante smith injury was an albatross in a disgusting defensive play in my opinion but uh no this is far more fun to talk about than that i hope i asked a i is the right lateral high or a low and it said uh the right lateral is located on the right side of the uterus, which is considered the lateral position. So I don't know. I don't think that's helpful. I think AI got it wrong. I don't know. Maybe, maybe, maybe not. But yeah, so I don't know if it's higher low just to answer the part of the uterus. It's part of the uterus. Okay. Good. Thank you. Thank you for. Thank you, Dr. Internet. Skyler Thompson left of the rib injury. He got annihilated. He was getting destroyed.
To the point, if you didn't watch it, I mean, he got, he took one shot in particular that was a, it was a big time thumping. And then the play that he left, like he, he barely got pushed over. He was so broken by that point. It was just, that was the final fallover. So that team, uh, right now the Tyree Kale Jalen Wattle situation, the Devon A-chan situation. It's all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Yeah. Um, going, it might be dull finished. Am I right? You got to call switch. You got to call it quick. No, no. Hit it. I want to be busted. Busted. All right. On this week, I want to be busted. Going back real quick to the concussions that I laughed at. Those were, those were both the end of the game, the end of their, you know, they were near the end and they were ruled out. And both of them were just brutal, really hard hits with the Eagles with a week five by. It's, it's going to be.
Very tempting to make sure that he does not clear this week. So I don't know. I worry about both these players availability next week. You've got to pay attention if you've got them on your roster. And honestly, this was the first game where I was like a little, I was like actually disappointed in the performance and play of Trey McBride. And the injury happened very late. But that's fair. Frequently when he was targeted in this game, I noticed people. were very, very close to him. They were on his back. He was not getting separation. He was only three for 25. The Cardinals really struggled to move the football, and he hasn't scored in three weeks. So it's just added to the list of disappointing tight-in situations. He scored last week. Yes, he recovered the fumble. I mean, honestly, I mean, if he didn't recover the fumble in the end zone, five for 30, six for 67, three for 25, it's just been, it's been a bummer. And they need him desperately.
in Arizona, it's kind of Marvin. And even that connection is not. That connection has been a little bit frustrating too. He has, he has had two good games, but this game in particular was like this, there were plenty of plays that a superstar does not leave on the field. That Malik neighbors would have made. Yeah. Tankdale evaluated for a hand injury should be fine. Sam Darnold. evaluated for a knee injury as a precaution. He should be fine. Jalen Warren pulled with the MRI coming on his knee and Adam Thielen left with a hamstring injury. On a touchdown. I went out on top. Yes, you did Adam. You caught that ball. I left the way I lived. Remember me. That was today's news and notes presented by USAA Insurance. Learn more at USA.com. Insurance. We'll take a break and then we'll come back and talk about the three studs of the week.
This week's fantasy stud muffins. This week's fantasy stud muffin. Guys, you definitely played. I mean, I find it to be like this week is also, here's another fun fact. Anthony Richardson got to win. Like Anthony Richardson played some of the worst football of any quarterback this week. It was some of the most grotesque quarterback play and he's a winner. It was an incredible game back and forth between Caleb Williams and Anthony Richardson. It was an ineptitude fan. Each looking so bad. And then Caleb ends up on the stat sheet with his first, like, good statistical game of like, I had a lot of yards and I threw a couple touchdowns. But he was so, there's a reason Anthony Richards would seem won the game. Sorry, we said studs. Dak. He does not deserve to be here. 28 for 51, 379 and 2 without.
using C.D. Lamb somehow. And a rushing touchdown. He had a very good fantasy output. He was not very good in that game. And it was a, it was a blowout loss for the, uh, for the Cowboys until all of a sudden it wasn't. And then what is the deal with the Ravens? It was so weird. Do they just do they put the clear the bench in the second half? It was, no, it's always fourth quarter. They had a dominating lead in the fourth. And then it was like they just collapsed the Cowboys. You're talking about against the Raiders or against the Cowboys? I'm talking about both. Yeah. And so in this game, it took an actual recovered onside kick, which I was like, are we going to ever see that this year? But the Cowboys got an onside kick, had some fortune at the very end of that game. And he ended up okay. Lamar in the same game was good on 15 pass attempts. So 51 pass attempts for Dak, 15 for Lamar.
Part of why you had a goose for Andrews and one for four for likely. 182 passing yards, one touchdown. That's part of Mark Andrews. There isn't. There's in more parts. There's an unsolved. This is the good, Mike. Sorry. Stud muffin. Sorry. Stud muffin. It's a good. Lamar had a very good fantasy game. Yeah. He's the quarterback one right now. He had 87 rushing yards. Brock Purdy was amazing. And they lost. 292 and three. All of them to Juan Jennings. Malik Willis, what a difference of franchise makes? He looked great. Malik Willis, like, there's still some young player mistakes, but overall, I mean, blown away, honestly, of the, Malik Willis was a player after watching him in Tennessee. You're like, this is unredeemable. What, in the starts that he put out there, like you can't, you cannot fix this. Gets traded, gets thrown.
right before the season gets thrown into two starts. And while he, I mean, he did very little in week two, he played well for what he was asked to do. And then in this one, I thought he played quite well. The difference. And Willeves stinks. Yeah, the comparison of season long statistics between Malik Willis, who was Willis's backup traded away. And Willis is very comical in the win loss and the yards and the touchdowns and the intercepts. Every department. But it's amazing in the NFL what a coaching staff can do. I'll tell you, man, I'm so impressed by the Packers and what they've done losing love and not skipping a beat. Well, as crazy as Will Levis deserves like, he deserves a split second in the stud muffin because he was 26 for 34 in this game. Like he actually threw the ball. Well, he just doing the Levis thing. Yeah. He turned it over three times again.
I mean, two picks and a fumble loss. He's got a fumble loss in every game. He's got five interceptions. Like, he can't get out of his own way, but 260 and two is also kind of good. There is no human that has ever played quarterback that has not been able to see pressure more than this man. And the reason why he's got these fumbles and a lot of these interceptions is because, I mean, I really think if you had him behind a really good offensive line, Will Levis could pick you apart. He's got a great arm. The arm talent is there. But if you get pressure on him, it's like his eyes are closed in the pocket. He can't see you. Andy Dalton 319 and 3. No interceptions. Absolutely dominant. Cincinnati next week. Okay. Against a good Raiders defense. He's had two starts for Carolina in the last two years and he was the quarterback seven and quarterback two. And there you go. Kyle threw this one in here and it needs to be shared.
Bryce Young has 583 total attempts, zero touchdowns of 20 or more yards. He does have three of 20 or more yards to other teams. I don't know why Kyle had to throw that one in there, but the point being, 583 attempts, zero long touchdowns. Andy Dalton, two and two starts for the Panthers. What do you do? Can I ask you a philosophical question about building a team? This is not the first time we've been here. Ryan Fitzpatrick and, you know, there's this middling quarterback tier, the Andy Dalton level player. And they're so much better than about half the quarterbacks that are playing. But every team wants to win a championship, right? You don't want to finish seven and ten or eight and nine. So they abandon these guys. Oftentimes, they abandon them for the...