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Fantasy Football 2017 - New Year’s Resolutions, Week 17 Matchups, Blake the Snake

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Raiders been a very disappointing season for them. Derek Carr has regressed at least this year getting unstable protection. Are you interested in playing anyone from this Oakland team with nothing to play for? I mean, Marshawn. I don't think they have nothing to play for here. I mean, the Chargers. They're playing spoiler. Yes. They're playing spoiler in division against the Chargers. I think Oakland's going to.

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you know, try to get up for this game. I would be willing to play. I would not like to play Derek Carr. You know, he certainly is capable of having the big game, but I think that the Chargers have just been too good against quarterbacks, against wide receivers. Their passing defense has been great, but I would stay in the Marshawn Lynch flames. Would you?

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Yeah, he's just been getting the volume. And if there's one hole in that Chargers defense, it is certainly the running back position. They've been better lately. They've been better. And that's middle of the pack, which means on the season, they're still, you know, bottom third against the running back. And, you know, in the last six weeks, they're number one against wide receivers, number two against quarterback. So that's where I'm saying Marshaun Lynch is really going to be your only option to get it done.

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Moving over to the charges side of the ball. Philip Rivers, you play him with full confidence. Yeah, I mean, I realize that Oakland has statistically gotten a little better. They have allowed two touchdown passes since week 13. I just don't believe it. I don't know if I believe that either. Yeah, I mean, the stats of the stats, but it seems impossible. But sometimes stats say things that you've got to look a little bit deeper. So for instance, they've also allowed.

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50 rushing touchdowns in that time. The, you know, if you look back at the Raiders last several games, okay, they played Philadelphia this last week, but not Carson Witts Philadelphia. Nick Foles got one. They played Nick Foles, who got one? The week before against Dallas, that was DAC. I said this that week. This, that was not Oakland doing some scheming and having this great, that was just DAC, airmailing people and playing.

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crappy quarterback play. So I don't think this is the Raiders. And Philip Rivers, I'm lighting him up. I'm not afraid of the Raiders' defense. So then you like Keenan Allen, I suspect. Love Keenan Allen. Melvin Gordon, if he plays, you do play him. If he's out, Brandon Oliver? Both, yes, correct. Okay, Brandon Oliver or Malcolm Brown? That's a really good question. I think if Gordon is gone. I'm going Brandon Oliver as well. If Gordon's out. Old man.

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taking his finale tour before he signs up for AARP. Antonio Gates, who went beast mode last week. And it's another great matchup. I mean, even 31st against tight ends. Oakland is 31st against fantasy tight ends the past six weeks. Yeah. I mean, and that's, that's even while they've been fake good against quarterbacks. So they're still giving it up to tight ends. Old man Antonio Gates.

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I play him. I'd play him over a lot of other options. You know, if you've got a Cameron Bray type, you know, Antonio Gates, I would play right behind Charles Clay. Moving now to the final game with his docket here. The Cardinals, the seven or eight Cardinals will voyage up to Seattle to take on the Seahawks. Another spoiler attempt. But it's going to be tough. The Seahawks are favored by nine and a half points. Is this over under for real?

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38.5 point over under. Yeah. Wow. The note there says. And they're nearly 10 point favorites. Yeah. Drew Stanton is to is to blame for this. You know, it's really tough. Even with the injuries to Seattle secondary.

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Larry Fitzgerald has been the only weapon of any relevance for the Cardinals, and he doesn't travel as well on the road as he plays at home lately. You still have a Seattle team that's going to be up. I mean, they're giving it. They're playing to get in. And, you know, yeah, so if they can lock down Larry, then what are the other options? Who's going to score? Elijah Penny?

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I mean, maybe John Brown. Curwin Williams sneaks in who's still dealing with injury. I mean, that's the issue here. But Arizona Cardinals, their defense has been outstanding. I mean, truly outstanding lately. They are top 10 against every single position over the last six weeks. Top eight even. Even better. Thank you.

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So I think that's where Vegas is getting a low scoring game here. It does scare me. Like when I look at Doug Baldwin, they need to play. They need this game. They need this win. They're at home. It's late in the season. That's Doug Baldwin time. And I'm still scared. I'm like, man, Doug Baldwin, I mean, you're going to start him. Doug Baldwin or Demarius Thomas? I would go Baldwin there. Right.

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Baldwin moves around enough and is in the slot enough where he won't just get Patrick Peterson. He's played the Cardinals enough and hurt the Cardinals. So I'm not excited for Russell Wilson for Doug Baldwin, but you still have to play these guys. Jimmy Graham is the bigger question. Do you play Jimmy Graham? Do you play Jimmy Graham? Yes. But it's just it's open for custom. Would you play Jimmy Graham or Antonio Gates?

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That's a great question. Because Antonio Gates seems to be more involved. Yeah, he does feel safer. You're hoping for the touchdown with Jimmy Graham right now, which is so weird that that's not how you feel about Antonio Gates. Is this just recency bites? Are we just going off of just one week, you know, last week? No, because here's Jimmy Graham's numbers the last three weeks. Last week, one reception for three yards. He scored two weeks ago. One reception.

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for negative one yards. Oh, that's worse. The week before that somehow was better because it was zero for zero. So in the past three weeks, he has two receptions for two yards. A net two yards. But he's got a touchdown. He does. And so that I still play him, but you're right. I think I would feel more confident playing Antonio Gates in my final. Anyone else from the Seahawks? You're going to play Russell Wilson. You're going to play Dog Baldwin.

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Mike Davis, Smooches. Smooches, maybe. If I'm in a PPR, J.D. McKissick. I would play, yes, I guess we got to say his name. If we're in a full point PPR, I would play Smooch's. I'm not playing Mike Davis. I'm not buying it anymore. Good for you because you shouldn't. There's no rushing touchdowns on the season for Seattle. That's impossible. How many times does Seattle have to fool us with a running back?

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before we'd realize that we are the fools. Yeah, all of the time. Rawls, Lacey, Davis, C.J. Pro Seis. Chris Carson. I forgot about Carson. Oh, yeah. There's more to come. So I'm with you. No, I'm not playing Mike Davis. Anything else you think stands out from this match? Because like you said, spoiler, I just want to set the narrative for people. This could be Larry Fitzgerald's final game of his career. This could be.

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the final game of Bruce Ariens coaching. So if a team is ever going to get up for a matchup, this is the one. They can knock the Seahawks out because the Seahawks have to win and the Falcons have to lose for Seattle to sneak into the playoffs. You call it nine and a half points. You want to almost upset this one? I do not. I don't blame me either. I mean, you know, it's like as a, as a Arizona native, I wish I could.

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But the Cardinals just don't have the offensive weapons to get it done. Larry Fitzgerald would need to have a monster game, which could happen in order for that to happen. Now, I just wanted quick temperature check for you on Kerwin Williams. Seahawks defense, they've allowed 157.8 rushing yards per game since week 13. Yeah, Kerwin, I'm glad you bring him up because he is a legitimate.

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play here. I mean, the defense of the Cardinals has been so good that if you're scheming for Seattle and you look at their weakness against running backs recently and you realize you're not, this is not going to be like we're going to outscore them. You're going to need to slow the clock down, make it a low scoring game, then Kerwin William would need to be involved. So I would be willing to play Kerwin Williams in this game. We have a couple injury updates that we want to.

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tell you about that we've come to light since the show. DeAndre Hopkins stayed on Friday. He's upset that he'd miss his first game after playing 79 straight games. So it sounds like Hopkins is preparing to miss. Gronk has returned to practice. All right. So Gronk will play. Gronk will smash every Friday.

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We jump on draft, which you can draft along with us. Draft.com slash ballers to set up a DFS lineup for the weekend. It's just Jason and I this week. So we're going with with quarterbacks. Is that correct? That's right. It's a quarterback only draft. So we're both going to take five Cubies. Here we go. Go head to head this week. The Daily Does brought to you by draft. This is going to be interesting. Yeah. Head to head.

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only quarterbacks. I have the first pick. Ooh. Yeah, it's kind of gross. It is because Russell Wilson is number one of my rankings, but I don't know if I want to take him. Oh, I mean, yeah, I expect if you don't take him, you have to move him if you don't believe it. I completely agree with that. That's why this is such a, such an interesting exercise. I do have some time because the clock is not going to start for 10 seconds, but.

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between, let's see, my top three quarterbacks on the week as of right now, Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, and Philip Rivers. Hmm. Who would I prefer to go with? I think it's Philip Rivers. Really? Yeah. I'm going to have to make some adjustments to the old rankings because I'm drafting Philip Rivers, number one. Well, that, uh, that's fine. That makes it easy for you? It does make it easy for me because my,

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I don't want Russell Wilson. I'm moving Russell Wilson down in my rankings, which would leave my top three as very different than yours. And I'm going to take Cam Newton. Yeah, I don't blame me on that. Cam Newton is going to be. He's four on mine. Yeah, he's number two. I really like the matchup. I mean, whenever you can rush for yards that score more than passing yards. I'm going to give you a hot tip, Jason. I think that Big Ben's going to have a really good game.

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Well, instead I'm going to go with my start of the week. Dang it. Matthew Stafford. Oh, I could not trick you. But you've got Drew Breeze out there. You said he was high up in your rankings. He is not as high up in my rankings. Well, then I'm not going to pick him because I know that you're not going to take him. Way to give me that boost of encouragement. I'm going to take Kurt Cousins against the New York Giants. I think he's going to have a fantastic game playing for that money. And now. And now he's.

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Not going to be my number one guy, but now I will take Russell Wilson. Oh, all right. Well, I'm glad to see that I tricked you. Give me that Drew Breeze. Dang it. Yes. Fell right into my trap. So now you're conniving. We've got to this really interesting area. It's a crap. Matt Ryan, James Winston, Tom Brady is still out there. Tyrod Taylor. I'm going to go and...

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Swing for the fences that there's going to be a high scoring back and forth. I like it. If I've got the Drew Breeze, I'm going James Winston on the other side. I'm about to make the most handsome pick of the draft. Oh, Jimmy GQ. What a handsome pick, Mike. Give me Jimmy Garoppolo against a Rams team that are resting their defenders. So my last pick for my final pick, who would I like to go with? Still so many excellent names on the board. I don't know if you saw the news. Eli Manning is expected to play every snap.

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Oh, he is? So I would just recommend you take Eli Manning. Matt Ryan. Oh, you go, Maddie. I got to go into your yang. I got to get a piece of that action there. Sure. So now I am really debating between Tom Brady and Eli Manning and Tyrod Taylor. You know, I didn't go Tom Brady because I don't think he plays a full game. Yeah, that makes sense. But he is Tom terrific. So I'm going to take him. How upset is Tom Brady?

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Now that he is the old bus, he's not the handsome one anymore. Oh, no. No way. The ugly old man is Grandpa Brady. All right. Here's our, here's our lineups. My lineup is Grandpa Brady with Cam Newton. Grandpa Brady. And, uh, Mr. Brady from the Brady bunch. Matthew Stafford, Drew Brees, and James Winston. I've got Philip Rivers, Kirk Cousins, Russell Wilson, Jimmy GQ, and Matt.

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