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Week 12 Matchups + Tough Start/Sits, Wheel of Shame - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/22

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Week 12 Matchups + Tough Start/Sits, Wheel of Shame | Fantasy Football 2024 - Ep. 1683

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With Mike away, Jay Gris fills in; the episode also preserves Andy's public dumpster-pee story and a Wheel of Shame duck-face punishment that includes a fart inside the mask.

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between the upper echelon studs and Mecca. I think we agree. Mark Andrews in seven games this year without a touchdown. 3.4 fantasy points per game destroyed your week. In the four games he has scored, 15 fantasy points per game. Won you your week. I mean, I think we said this about four weeks ago. If he scores, which he had been doing, you'll be happy. If he doesn't, now that Isaiah likely is back and healthy and getting targets and last week had 75 yards. you're going to be unhappy if he doesn't get into the end zone. Does he have a chance here? Yes, he does. 51 point over under. You're starting Mark Andrews. I mean, this is... I would... I do think that there would be some start-sit decisions there. Really? I do. I, you know, the charges are very good against the tight end. And so if you don't get a touchdown, you will be nothing. I was a little bit... You might want to play somebody that doesn't...

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have that variability level. I will say this. I was a little bit surprised. So we have our, we all three have built over many years, our algodocs, as we call them. They pull in a bunch of stuff, take as much automated information in as possible matchups, weather, Vegas lines, history, players, I mean, everything that we can possibly throw at it. And I was surprised how my algodoc disrespected Mark Andrews. For this week. For this week. Just absolutely. hated Mark Andrews. It's got to be a bit of the Chargers thing. Let me give an example, though. I'd play Hunter Henry, and I would play Jono Smith above Mark Andrews. I think those would be better calls. I would play Mark Andrews over either one of them. And I think it goes back to what we said a couple weeks ago and what you said a minute ago, which is the baseline, the floor for both John Hu and Hunter Henry is higher than Mark Andrews. Mark Andrews can really bust.

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Despite the matchup, I expect Mark Andrews to get a touchdown this week. And so if I believe that, which maybe it's stupid to believe that in this matchup, I do believe that. And if that is the case, I think his ceiling is higher. But he's in that same tier of type of player. Okay. Let's regrettably move on to this segment. Fantasy Faceoff, presented by Draft Kings. Last week when I left the studio, we were watching games together. And when I left, I thought I had a healthy lead. I had enough to get it done. Instead, Jason, you stormed back 118. Mike had 114. I was at 111. I took the L, which actually puts us into a position where through 11 weeks, because we didn't have it in the first week. Right. It's really close on the year. I have four first, three seconds, three thirds. You're at 334. Mike's at 343. Yeah, we're all right there with each other. And after this week,

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I'll get another W. Okay, we'll see. But I can't really talk trash when I have to spin this. Wheel of shame. I don't know what's coming my way. I know that right before the show, I heard one of the producers say, I hope we can hear you in this. I want to pre-apologize to the listening audience. The YouTube audience, you're going to have a great time. There's a chance someone has to read my lineup for me. Yeah, it's probably not going to be the best. Great. Go ahead and spin it. But enjoy it. Yeah, this sucks. All right. So what do we got here? I barely lost. We've got mall cop, rainy day, fighting Irish. Uh-oh. A quack job? Ah. Oh, no, Andy, you're going to be a quack job. Looks pretty simple. Andy, you are a duck. Um, you threw a duck in our championship league. And now you are just a duck face. So can you see and can we hear you? That is the new question. All right.

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I can see ish. Can we hear him? Can you hear me? Yeah? We can hear me right now. We can hear youish. All right. Do you want you to talk like this? No, I want you to talk through that duck face, you ugly duck face. Baker Mayfield's my quarterback, 6100. Oh, I love that. I really like Baker. I like that quarterback better than mine. I spent the entire- Oh, it smells so bad in here. Yeah, I farted in there. I spent the entire week with Tommy Cutlets at 4. thousand. I mean, that's solo for a quarterback and you can do some fun things. Tell why you talked him up on the show like an idiot? No, I talked them up on the show like an idiot because I believed what I said. Again, in context, a quarterback two this week. But I ended up with a little bit more money and I went with Gino Smith a little bit rain, but at 5,700, Gino Smith has been on fire averaging 19 points per game in DK. So producer Borland, Al, what is Mike's quarterback? Mike is going with

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Bonix. Bonics. Okay. What does he cost? 63? Yes, sir. Baker's at 61. What is that that you're talking out of? Was that part of the mouth? A breathing hole. A breathing hole. People need to breathe. Yeah. Let's make this segment last a while. I am people. You're in a sauna right now. Devon A. Chan at 7500 and. Kareem Hunt at 5,700. Son of a gun. I really thought this week we're going to have a very different lineup. We are different at the quarterback. But I have Devon A. Chan at 7,500 and Kareem Hunt at 5,700. Because those are, Devon A. Chan has just been a player putting up too many points to not start. Start of the week. And Kareem Hunt. Again, I still don't expect Isaiah Pacheco to play, but I'm happy you've got him as well. 5,700. Why did you fart in here? I farted in there because you were going to put it on your head and wear it.

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Owl, who's my got? All right, Mike is very live here with none of the same players as you guys so far. He's got Christian McCaffrey at 8,500 and Brian Robinson Jr. at 5,600. Okay, okay. And let's move to wide receiver, Andy, Duckface? I'm actually going Marvin Harrison Jr. in Seattle, 6,100. Calvin Ridley at 5,700, and Joanne Jennings at 5,600. Okay, well, we've both got Joanne Jennings at 5,600. I assume Mike will as well, because that is, he does, the most mispriced player if Brock is healthy. I have, instead of Marvin Harrison Jr. in that ring game, I've stacked D.K. Metcalfe on the other side of the ball, so that'll be a fun one to watch. And then I've got a, what is this? I can't, how do you pronounce this? Amman-Raw St. Brown at 8,300 will be my stud-wide receiver, scoring me a bajillion points.

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All right. Like I said, Mike also has Juan Jennings at 5,600, and then he's going with Nico Collins at 7600 and Cortland Sutton, 5800. Okay, those are nice. Those are nice. Tight end. My stack, KDOT and 5,500. Demaria Douglas, 4,500. Very cheap. Cheap, Douglas against Miami. And then the Buccaneers defense paid up a little bit facing Tommy Cutlets, 3,300. All right, so you are heavily interested in invested in the Buccaneers. I hope that weathery game gets real windy now. I've got the Schoon Man, Schoonmaker at 2,500. This is back-to-back weeks with a $2,500 tied in. A goose. It got me a goose, but this one is... I'm a duck, but I know goose when I see it. Nice. I've got Brian Robinson, Jr. in my flex.

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5,600. And I've got the Bears at 2,500 against Minnesota at home. All right. Mike is going with the Scoot Man in the tight end spot at 2,500. And then he's flexing Trey McBride, another tight end at 5,600. And then he's got the Bears defense as well at 2,500. Wow, Tray McBride's only 5,600. Correct. As a wide receiver, I feel like he would be like 7,000. That's, that's an interesting to flex Tray McBride. I like that. I can't breathe. You can't breathe? Well, too bad. We're going to make this last a lot longer. I've got a story to tell. No, that was Fantasy Forecast, presented by Draft King's Sportsbook. Download the Draft King's Sportsbook app now and use the code ballers. That's code ballers and take advantage of special daily promotions only on Draft Kings. The Crown is yours. Well, it's mine, but it can be yours. Quack, quack, quack.

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