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A tied Fantasy Faceoff has no Sunday or Monday game to break it, so the hosts throw pistachios toward a wall. A wall hit or out-of-bounds toss eliminates a player; Jason says he went out of bounds twice, loses after three rounds, and is sent to shame.
Jason spins the Wheel of Shame after the pistachio loss and gets the seventh-inning stretch. The desk treats the baseball outcome as an excuse to turn the host who mocked baseball into a player: jersey, cap, eye black, Cracker Jack, glove, Rob Lowe comparison, and a claim that he may need to get into baseball. Direct visual review confirms the real green wheel and the full costume-and-prop staging.
When asked about a last-place player refusing a punishment, the hosts say the consequence must have been agreed before the season. If it was, the player either follows through or is out of the league; they explicitly reject forcing a person who voted no into a tattoo punishment.
Papa Josh returns to the office and is immediately accused of bragging about escape-room ability. He says he has never failed an escape room and never taken a clue; the hosts separately say he is actually good at them, a puzzle guy, and connect that ability to building an incredible dynasty team.
Asked which long-lost show drop should return, the hosts name Booty Scoot and Cam Newton and scrumptious Devin, ask Al to find one, and say Kyle's Dynasty Podcast segment drops can unexpectedly reveal old Fantasy Footballers audio that Mike no longer remembers making.
The three hosts begin off-season baseball ignorance with Mike in a Suns hat and D-backs hoodie, then reveal that a tied Fantasy Faceoff was settled by tossing pistachios closest to a wall without touching it; Jason loses after two out-of-bounds throws. A listener asks about a league member refusing last-place punishment, and the desk treats it as a league-ejection issue when the consequence was agreed before the season, while rejecting coercive punishments such as a tattoo for someone who never consented. The show also remembers lost sound drops—Booty Scoot and Cam Newton, scrumptious Devin—and tells Al to search the archive; Kyle's Dynasty Podcast segment drops routinely surprise Mike. Papa Josh claims he has never failed an escape room or taken a clue, and the hosts call him an actual puzzle guy whose incredible dynasty team fits the trait. At the Wheel of Shame, a physical green wheel lands on seventh-inning stretch/baseball: Jason is dressed in a pinstriped jersey and cap, gets eye black, Cracker Jack, and a glove, and is mocked as both Rob Lowe and Smalls while pretending to become a baseball fan. Visual review confirms the real spinning wheel and all of those desk-stage props.
We are receiving yards. I thought we might have some crossover because of the limited player pool. My Green Goblin, it is Pooka Nakua, five and a half receptions. That feels pretty auto. I'll go more there. Colston Loveland is my tight end. I got Mr. Loveland as well. I went receiving targets. Oh. And I took five. More. Receptions, three and a half. I went. Cole Commet. What are you doing? Yeah. Take Biggsby and Cole commit. And Stafford rushing yards. 13 and a half. That's it. 13 and a half. That's it. That's it. What was that? Didn't that you're famous Tommy Trimble line? Yeah, but Tom. Okay. Tommy Trimble was a bridge too far. Colquette's been involved. He's been good. So you're taking the more? What was the? I'm so excited. 13 and a half. 13. Okay. So what's, you had over that a, the past six weeks. Yeah. Exactly. The past three weeks. Barely.
It barely works. You know what they say? These are guarantees. All right. That was Fantasy Faceoff presented by prize picks. Join millions of users and sign up for America's number one fantasy sports app. Use the code footballers and get $50 in lineups when you play $5. That'll be up for today's show. Footie Awards.com. The Footie Award winners will be announced on our next episode on Tuesday. Jason's going to enjoy some more Cracker Jacks. Oh. The prize inside is an appreciation of the game of baseball. But isn't the song, buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks? Yeah. But there's peanuts in the cracker jack. That's fair. Baseball. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.