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Trade Targets, Snap Count Surprises, Shark Bait

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I think you can. You cannot have sharp objects nearby. You can do this. Okay. Now, you can do it. You can do this. You can also jump out of an airplane with a squirrel suit on, Jason. Doesn't mean you should. I agree. Sometimes you live. My point is not that you should by any means. But when you live, it's real, real fun, I've heard. My point is if you're deciding between.

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People in that tier, just, you know, things on your bench, you're saying, okay, J. Jai is back. Should I play Corey Clement? Or, you know, if you have to, or I'm going to not play them because they're both from the same team. If that's the situation you're in, I think you can start both of them. Should you know, hopefully you have one great starting running back, and then you're deciding between Alex Collins and Javory's Allen and it's Alex Collins. Swim with the Sharks or start Buck Allen and Alex Collins.

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Do I get a cage? I don't know how you feel about swimming with sharks. You get a cage. I feel negatively about swimming. You're against it? Oh, wait, with a cage? Yeah, you got a cage. No, I'm still freaking out already. No way. Give me Alex Collins and Buck Allen. Oh, Buck nasty. Yeah. Better than, I don't want a, I don't want a shark to bite my cage. Let me ask you this. I would die via no physical contact and I would be dead. So you're in, let's say, two situations here. You have to choose. You're in a cage.

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Your sharks are all swimming around you, like you said, the thing that you're afraid of. Okay. Or you're in a spider-proof cage. Oh, give me the sharks. I'm swimming through the shark's mouth. Even if the spiders can't get near you. The shark opens his mouth for three seconds. You have to swim fast as you can to get through it. Give me that jaw.

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This week, which you should play with us. Go to draft.com slash ballers. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF Ballers. Football is officially going.

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