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Footie Award Winners + Wild Card Reactions - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/17

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Footie Award Winners + Wild Card Reactions | Fantasy Football 2023 - Ep. 1369

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Episode notes & curated moments 4 records
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The Footy Awards send trophies through the mail

The hosts present official winners, joke that runner-up trophies do not exist, and promise the real Footies are in the mail.

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Dump Truck beats Schmevin Schmangram

Leonard Fournette’s Dump Truck nickname wins nickname of the year over Breece Lightning, Voldemort, Schmevin Schmangram, and the 12th Man.

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Andy’s voice crack wins moment of the year

Andy’s voice crack wins a tight vote over the Kyle Pitts mental breakdown and Bijan Robinson fakeout, and the clip is replayed for everyone.

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Episode notes

The Footy Awards episode turns the show’s own history into an awards ceremony. Josh Jacobs wins steal of the draft, Kenneth Walker wins rookie of the year, Leonard Fournette’s Dump Truck wins nickname of the year, and Andy’s voice crack beats the Kyle Pitts breakdown and Bijan fakeout for moment of the year. Runner-up trophies do not exist, but the real Footies are in the mail.

Inside the episode

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Josh Jacobs, 45 in week 12, Mike Evans, 43 in week 17, Stefan Diggs 38 points in week two, and Hawkinson with almost 36 points in week four. Who also, I mean, oh, he's really good. Just a quick side note of from back from the game. I mean, we've kind of been talking about T.J. Hawkinson next year on and off of where do you go with him in the draft? And dude, like there's a chance that T.J. Hawkinson is the tight end too. Definitely. Definitely. All right. The winner of the performance of the year goes to. No. Joe Mixin. Oh, baby. No. Winner. Weak, 41% of the vote. The five touchdown performance. Your favorite player got snubbed, Jay. I know. My mic. And this was not very close. The runner up was Mike Evans with 26%. Wow. 41% to Joe Mixin. Mike Evans.

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26%. People big mad at Mike Evans. Hey, Joe, your footie is in the mail. Oh my goodness. Mike Evans championship winner single handily like, no, no, not for a lot of people, man. Not enough people played him. All right. Jason, you got the neck. No, Mike has it. It is me. It is the fantasy reaper's man of the year, which players painful injury hurt fantasy managers the most, which last year of course, unfortunately. Yeah, I mean, this is, you don't really want to win this one. Let's, let's be fair about it. No, you don't want to be the Fancy Reaper's man of the year. But Christian McCaffrey got it last year, but had the big bounce back. So not saying, just saying, these years nominees, Javante Williams, Keenan Allen, Darren Waller, Brees Hall, Cooper Cup, and Jonathan Taylor hit the drums. Of course.

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Cooper Cup at 33%. Johnny Taylor at 29%. The overall number one pick still was not as painful as what Cooper Cup's injury brought. Yeah, I mean, he was just, he was on another level still. Yeah, he was the wide receiver one going away and then you lost that. Whenever you would have wondered what would happen if he was healthy and you still lost effort towards the end of the year for fancy championships. That would have been interesting. That would have been interesting. All right. Next up, let's talk some poop. The Poopiest Pants Award last year. To be fair, you probably don't want to win this award either. No, these are always be in charge of this one. These are, yeah, this is kind of my deal. Last year, yeah, so it's so much fun. You got to try it, Mike. Alan Robinson won it last year. He is up again this year, but here are the contestants. You have Justin Herbert with his third round ADP. Russell Wilson.

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Complete collapse, seventh round pick. Jonathan Taylor, the 101, who stunk it up and got injured. Alvin Camara, a first round bust. Debo Samuel, a second round bus. Just a weird year for Debo. DJ Moore. Who won a lot of people championship, but was bad throughout the season. Alan Robinson. fifth round bust. And of course, Kyle Pitts was the pits to draft. Let's have them drums. Come on back to back. They can't be, please. We have a new copious pants award and it goes to, and I think correctly so. Kyle Pitts with 33% of the vote. The runner up was Russell Wilson. Oh, yeah. So that's what? Yeah. Yeah. But I get it. Thank goodness for that.

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The truth is in the third round, Kyle Pitts at a onesie position. Way more valuable. Just he roasted people. If you drafted Kyle Pitts, it was you're, you just had a bad season because you couldn't get out of them. Yes. You don't want to wear the pants when they're pooping it. No, but sometimes. You want to get out of them. Yeah. If you, if you draft those pants. Those things are tight. You just end up wearing them. Those were like skin tight pleather. But also you just, you can't get out. Kyle. Good news. Your footy is in the mail. All right. The waiver wire wonder, which undrafted waiver wire stud was the best signing of the 2022 season. Last year, it was Cordero Paterson, this year's nominees. Jerich McKinnon, Zay Jones, Christian Watson, Justin Fields, and Gino Smith. The footy goes too. Justin Fields, 44% the runner up was Jerich McKinnon.

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at 23% who credit to Jared McKinnon for emerging as a nominee in this category. Certainly. Justin Fields. I mean, your train land stuff didn't go well this year, Mike. No, it did not. And it broke. Bumpier road, not not like off a cliff, but bumpy road for, you know, like Sutton and Pittman. But the Ingram and Fields. Reemergence. Redemption, baby. It has to feel good. It feels very good because the... Because you were going to stand them for life regardless of what they did. So this is very helpful. Myself and the Borgogun, I mean, we were on Fields Island and we're just, there was, there was no one there. You know, when it's like the comic book island, I was one single draft, but then I got on a boat quit. Like it, it felt really, really, really bad.

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But then he bounced back. He was certainly the sexiest pick for, I mean, because he came in. It was a weak winner. But I want to shout out Gino Smith, the QB five. Gino Smith from undrafted of we all guilty is charged. And I think the public. I was going to say everybody on earth, but Gino? The public said there's no way that this could possibly happen. And Gino Smith was fantastic. He didn't write back, Mike. He didn't write back. Yeah, he didn't. All right, moving on. All right. We got the fantasy quarterback of the year. Thanks for introducing that. Yeah. Thank you. You want to read the nominees for me? No. So factoring draft position, big game performances and impacts to fantasy teams everywhere. Who gets the footy this year's nominees? Patrick Mahomes. Josh Stallion. Joseph Burrow. Jalen Hertz.

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And Justin Field snuck into the quarterback of the year conversations. My man, Gino Smith, he couldn't get there despite being the quarterback five. What's that all about? Who knows? Who's picking these nominees? But the winner is hit the drums. Of course, Jalen Hertz was 59% of the vote. The runner up, Patrick Mahomes at 16%. I mean, Mahomes was fantastic. But for where you drafted, Jalen Hertz and what you got. Delightful. It hurts so great. Yeah, and as someone who had a lot of Jalen Hertz, it was a great experience. Obviously, the last two weeks were bad. But, you know, this is one of those things where we saw this last year. Derek Henry goes down to injury, but he was so good that he got you into the playoffs and you could win titles. And Jalen Hertz did the same thing for a lot of people. A lot of people won championships, even without Jalen Hertz, because they got there. The fantasy running back of the year. Thank you, Mike. Last year's winner was Jonathan Taylor this year.

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Austin Echler, Christian McCaffrey, he's back. Josh Jacobs, Saquan Barkley, Derek Henry, and Tony Pollard. The winner. Before you say it, if it's not Josh Jacobs, I'm going to be very upset. Austin Echler is the runner up for back-to-back seasons. The winner is Josh Jacobs with 43% of the vote. Okay. All right. Austin Echler always hanging out. Runner up two years in a row? I had a dream last night that Mike and I were co-drafting a team and we're in the sixth round and there's Austin Eckler on the floor. I'm like, oh my gosh, we got to take him. He was the pick. Yeah, I convinced Mike. To talk to me. Yeah, give me on board. Jamal Williams was not a nominee, but could have been. Yeah. When you look at the best value compared to draft position at running back.

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Jamal Williams was right at the tippy top. Jalen Hurts was number one in the quarterback position. Jamal Williams, Detroit RB1. Indeed. Is it my turn? Am I allowed to? Okay. The fantasy wide receiver of the year, and again, we factor in draft position, big game performances, all of those factors for the footy, and of course you are very studious in your voting. Last year, Cooper Cup took it home this year. The nominees, Justin Jefferson, Tyree, Kel, Jalen Waddle, Devante Adams, AJ Brown, C.D. Lamb, Stefan Diggs. This is it. This is really, I barely need the drum roll here. Justin Jefferson, by a billion. All right. By a billion. That was one of the, a billion percent. A billion percent. No, 51 percent. Tyreek Hill was 16 percent. So that shows you the gap because everybody voted for, you know, it was a mix of Hill and probably some Stefan Diggs in there. But Justin Jefferson was the clear wide receiver of the year. Stefan Diggs at the end there.

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I'll let people down. Yeah, you know, that's true. It is funny to think that the quarterback of the year, the running back of the year, and the wide receiver of the year, clearly awesome picks. The championship week wasn't their favorite week. Yeah, yeah. I just realized that like I traded Diggs to Mike and I traded Jefferson to Jason. Nice. So like I supplied you both with wide receivers of the year. Thank you. So I'm heading out. This one is the fantasy tight end of the year. Hopefully, Footcline, you did the right thing. Last year's winner was Mark Andrews. This year's nominees, we have Travis Kelsey, T.J. Hawkinson, Hokuleys coming through. George Kittle. My dude, Evan Engram. And then not my dude. Tassum Hill. How does Tase Some Hill in this category? Get out of here. The tight end of the year goes to.

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Travis Kelsey. That's fine. What is the percent of 68? Okay. That's the highest of anybody. That's fine. Evan Engram at least was a runner up. Okay. So we'll, we'll take solace in that. I'm not even sure he deserves that. How dare you? I think I would have given runner up to Honkinson. Who thought that the path for Hawkinson would have been in a trade? That's the issue with Hawkinson. Like I had Hawkinson in our league of record. I traded him because you were like, I'm out. He was terrible. So if you drafted him, you might not have hung on to him because he was so bad other than like one big week. You know, and then he gets traded and becomes awesome. It becomes everything that we hoped Irv Smith would be. That is true. Yes, exactly. The process was correct. All right.

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The breakout player of the year. Who was fantasy football's biggest breakout? The options. Justin Fields. Okay. Trevor Lawrence. Tony Pollard. Ramandre Stevenson, Devontas Smith, and Kenneth Walker. Who did you guys vote for? I voted for Pollard. I voted for Fields, I believe. I voted for Smith. Yeah, I think DeVonzie Smith does not get enough credit for what a great season he had. Let's find out. The winner is Justin Fields with 36% runner up Kenneth Walker. And in third place, Tony Poller right next. That was a really, really close one in terms of like, we all voted for different players. And they also weren't the pick. Oh, you voted for Fields, you said. Yes. But I mean, Justin Fields, you're going to need to.

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clear some mantle space because your footies are in the mail. Yeah. I wonder how he'll perform on his new team. Oh, man. Could be. All right. The rookie of the year. Last year, Jamar Chase took it home. This year's nominees, Breece Hall. That's my vote. Damien Pierce. Garrett Wilson. Chris Olave. Kenneth Walker. The winner is. It's Kenneth Walker at 48% Garrett Wilson, the runner up. What was his percentage? I'm curious. Wow. Yeah, Garrett Wilson's ride was, it was a tough one to predict at times. Yeah. Quarterbacks all over the place. It was fun when he did start and have a good game, but it wasn't as consistent as Kenneth Walker. Yeah, he just had, like, from weeks three through seven, it was purely unusable. All right, Mike. All right, where, oh, comeback player of the year. Oh, my guys got a chance. Comeback player of the year, which fantasy player amazed you the most. And then a return to relevance. James Connor.

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Took it home last year, of course. This year's nominees are Sequin Barclay, Christian McCaffrey, Jared Goff, and my dude, Evan Engram, apparently the snubbler is Gino Smith. Can you be a comeback player if you were never there? No. You got to come back to something that you once had. So why is Evan Ingraham here? Hey, it's rookie here. You just talked about it. It was good for a rookie year. That was 70 years ago. Yeah. Hey. Another generation. But he was there. He took a vacation and he's back now. All right. Hit the drums. Comeback player of the year goes to Sequin Barclay. What's the percentage? 41. Christian McCaffrey, the runner up at 28%. Okay. Oh, Evan Ingram getting no votes. Mike, I'm so sorry for your feelings. He got one from me. All right.

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All right, after the comeback player of the year, we're going with the steel of the draft. These are guys who brought you to glory from an unexpected draft position. You have Jalen Hertz in the sixth round and Joe Burrow also in the sixth round. Josh Jacobs, a fourth round pick, but the running back 21. Amari Cooper, sixth round pick. Tyler Lockett, ninth round pick. Devonta Smith in the eighth round and Travis Kelsey. at the top of the second, but was the tight end one overall? Who was the steal of the draft? Josh Jacobs with his second win tonight. The runner up was Jalen Hertz. But it was not a very close, it was not a very close vote. Vote. 48% to 26%. I wanted to see how many times you'd repeat. It's my bad. Searching for the word. Thank you. Andy.

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Very close. So to be, Justin Fields has three awards. Is that right? Or two? I believe two. And then Josh Jacobs has two? Yeah. Okay. Is it on to me? It is the last one I have to give away. The playoff king, which player drove fantasy managers to a championship during the playoff weeks, 15 through 17. Last year, Almond Ross, St. Brown took it home. This year we had a ton of nominees, Echler, Algier, Acres, Lamb. Devante Smith, DJ Moore, McKinnon, and Kittle, the playoff. DJ Moore, King. Playoff King slash poopie his pants. Yeah, it's his whole career. Jerich McKinnon in an extremely tie race. He had 33% of the vote. The second place was Austin Eckler with 31% of the vote. Always the bridesmaid. Austin, your.

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Runner-up trophy is not in the mail. We don't make those. Where's the drop? Where's the king producer team? Man. That's almond raw. They can't win them all. All right. The big ones. Here we go. It's time for the real magic with the nickname of the year. This is one of our better awards. Oh, for sure. Last year the Muth is Luth. He got sold Luth, Pat Friar Muth. And the nominees this year, the dump truck, aka Leonard Fournett. Hit it. Dumps like a truck, truck, trucks, guys like what, what, a little bit of cheating there. Breece Lightning, which is Breece Hall. Colcombeau is on this list. Colcombe got there fast, they took it slow. Voldemort, he shall not be named slash played, aka Deshawn Watson.

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The spot start, Zay Jones. Schmevin Schmangram, who may have ditched his nose and glasses and become Evan Engrab. We'll see the 12th man Russell Wilson still getting it done for his precious Seattle Seahawks. And then the awful tower doing my man, Paris Campbell, a little bit dirty. The winner is. Do we do we? Oh, yeah, yeah. Not even close. It is the dump truck Leonard Fournett at 61%. You knew that was going to win, huh? Oh, yeah. I mean, I thought Mike might have brought some Schmevins along with him. What was the percent? 61 percent. Voldemort at 49. Schmevin down in third at 35 percent. Yeah, the dump truck clearly.

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was the best nickname this year. He didn't do much last night. Nickname, not player. They went into the playoff Lenny. He had a, did you see his, he had a playoff Lennie jersey? And did you see them they, they reported there was a broadcast report that the Bucks intentionally were arresting Leonard Fournett over the second half of saying like, that's why White was. For playoff Lennie? So that they could get playoff Lennie. Oh, man. Whoops. Yeah, he was a different kind of dump last night. All right. And the illustriest, the special, the unique, the amazing. Can only get it here. The fantasy footballers moment of the year. Which moment was your favorite? Was it? And the nominees are Andy's voice crack. Oh, boy. I liked it. Mike calling Al Yafat on the mailbag drop. I was repeating Andy's sentiments.

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The catch child? It's a catch. It's a catch. Zay Jones weather report. P. P. R. Bijon Robinson fake out. Manly Mac Jones reporting. The Kyle Pitts mental breakdown of Andy Holloway. My wrong player analysis talking Gibson versus McLaurin. Or sailing out to sea on a boat on fire. Tremendous timing. Well done. Again. He seems to hit that every year. And the winner goes to Andy's voice crack at 18%. Oh, that was a tight vote. Very, very close. The top three, Andy's voice crack at 18%.

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Kyle Pitts mental breakdown at 17%. Andy, you're killing it, Andy. And the Bijon Robinson fake out at 14%. Three for three? Came in third. All the moments happening over here, boys. And just so people can remember how great Andy's voice crack was. Oh, come on. Here it is. Oh, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome into the podcast. It's a fantasy footballer's podcast. Yes. All my worst nightmares came true immediately. Immediately. Oh, well, I'm glad we could remember that. I'm thrilled. Yeah, that was a special time. Here's what's cool. What great effort I made. Here's what's cool about this episode.

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I didn't know what was going to win show of the year, but you came into this episode where you won the footie. By the way, it's in the mail. Oh, thank you. We're going to mail it from here to here, but it needs to send it around the world. Yes. You came out strong with your intro for today. Oh. And then you win for having the worst performance of the year. Yeah, that was special. That was really special. That took a while to have the courage to try. But I hope you enjoyed it. Should have taken longer. Yeah, I know. I know. I appreciate all of the Foot Clan participating in the Footy Awards for yet another season. I am curious. Let's poll everybody real quick before we close it down. Let's poll Deucer's Alley. What was your vote for the moment of the year? I'm sure each of you voted. It's catch child for me. Catch child for the Borgo again.

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I thought catch shot would win, but I actually voted for the, you fat mailbag drop. How does that feel, Al? It was so funny. Accurate. I voted for the Gibson McLaurin wrong player analysis. Okay. Mike, do you remember who you voted for? I don't even remember. I voted for the Bejohn Robinson. I think that's what I voted for, too. All right. The truth episodes of the podcast, they start on Thursday this week. Looking forward to those if you've not been apart before. We just take a deep dive into each position group and tell you the truth about these players. It's not all about their fantasy finish at the end of the year. It's about their consistency. How much did you receive from each guy? You know, when did they let you down? How often did they cross thresholds that actually matter for you? You know, we talk about Gino Smith getting snubbed a lot on some of these awards. We'll see if that's warranted or not on the next episode. Because you can...

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the stats can be spun. Like I can tell you, Mike Evans was the number two overall wide receiver through the fantasy playoffs. And that is factually accurate. Yeah, I'll be curious what the truth about Schmevin, Schmingram is, because that may define what I call him into the future. The quarterbacks will start with them on Thursday. Chat with you then. Goodbye. you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast join our fantasy football community on join the foot dot com and follow us on twitter at the ff ballers