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Free Agent Updates + Dynasty Download, Spicy Tenders | Fantasy Football 2023 - Ep. 1387

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Free-agent updates and the Dynasty Download are seasoned with Spicy Tenders jokes, turning transaction news into a food-and-roster metaphor.

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Okay, you can be over here with your Mez. He's super interesting to me. Almost $5 million guaranteed at signing worth up to $13.5 million. In 2021, his targets per route run were absolutely outrageous over 26%. So not last year, got it. Because he didn't play because he was hurt. And he was on. So I'm not going to hold that against him. He just, since 2020, he ranks top five in yards per route run. Out wide, that include, that's like, that's Amun Ra, Tyreek, A.J. Brown, Hardy and Devante Adams. The dude has, he is an absolute burner. I think he has good hands and the bills, they just got rid of McKenzie. Gabe Davis is highly suspect at playing that role for them. They've said he's the wide receiver too, but I don't, I don't know that he's actually that good where I think that Hardy is actually a good player. So he's very interesting. Do you change your math, Jason? No, not at all. Do you like Khalil Shakir?

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I liked Khalil Shakir, but with Trent Sherfield and Deontay Hardy coming in, it seems like it's going to be another Stefan Diggs and then smattering touchdowns around to a bunch of other players. It seems unlikely that any of these will be reliable weekly starts. Darius Slayton back with the Giants. Paris Campbell to the Giants. Gardner Minshew to the Colts. O.J. Howard to the Raiders. Still getting contracts. Matt Collins with the Falcons. Kyle, congrats. Zach Pascal to the Cardinals. Oh, that's fellas. Hey, cheers. Can we just get some more of the old eagle players for Mr. Gannon? And Cambrate's gone. Yeah. Do you change your opinion on Kate Otten now? No. No, because who's the quarterback? I don't know. Baker. Yeah, Baker. I mean, you just dumped all over Dalton Schultz for the quarterback situation. Not going to get hyped up for Kate Otten.

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without the all-time attempts leader Tom Brady Hall of Famer. All right. Good enough for you? Your argument? Yeah. Yeah. No, I get it. On this front, it's okay. All right. Anything else, Brooks? Any other breaking news? Nothing. Okay. Quick break. And then we're back with some mail bag. Were you laughing at raspy voice Brooks? Yeah. I don't know. Are you sipping on some tea over there, Brooksie? Is that what you got? I was about to. You were about you should have. Should have taken a sip. Oh, we do have more news. Oh, hit it. Breaking news. What are the Texans doing, man? Oh, yes. They're buying a like a season's worth of players. One year deal. Devin Singletary, just 3.75 million to. Jason claps because. The Texans. I clap because this. You want the bills?

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No, it's not pro bills. It's more anti. Is this Bijon Minute? No. No, this is. This is not. Shockingly, unrelated to Bijon, which is very rare for anything to be unrelated to Bejan. No, this is just the argument that Damien Pierce looks great. He had an outstanding rookie season. When you're drafted in the fourth round or later, you have. Absolutely no guarantee of work. Even when you're good, when you come out and you look good, you just, you don't have that job. It's never going to be given to you. You're going to have to fight for it every single year. And that's, it's called the Lindsay paradigm. Yeah, 100%. Same same thing with Philip Lindsay. Um, all the Steve Slate in situation. Yeah, the Steve Slaton situation. I like that. That sounds good. You keep them going. What up? It's all I got right now. Really? Yeah. We'll look for some more.

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Uh, the, Peyton, Hillis. Yeah, there ain't nothing rhymes with that. No, that, that didn't work. But, um, this isn't to say that this ruins Damien Pierce. But I do believe Devon Singletary is a very good running back. Like probably better in my opinion than Damian Pierce, but obviously not younger. He's, he's not, he's not going to sign and play there just solely as the backup to Pierce. It's not going to be a time share. I mean, if you had, let me ask you, put these guys in order. If James Robinson, who just signed, right, we talked about Deont de Foreman, and now we talk about Devin Singletary. So those are three guys this off season that just got contracts that impact Ramandre Stevenson, Kalea Herbert, and now Damien Pierce. Who is the one you're worried about the most? Yeah, I would be the most worried about Pierce. Especially everything Jason laid out about, you got to fight for your job. And this is.

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This is a new regime now in Houston. Like doing what Pierce did last year, that would have earned you some favor with the previous coaching staff, but you aren't this regime's guy. Didn't he get banged up a couple of times last year and missed time? I feel like when you are a later round draft capital running back and you do have some injuries, that is, you know, you haven't earned anything long term. And if you go down, he missed the last three games of the season. Is that all he missed, though? As far as games missed, yes. Okay, okay. We'll keep bringing the breaking news, Brooksie. You got it. Okay. He took a sip. Is there any more? Took a sip of the tea. Have you checked the Texans to see if they've made another one-year offer to someone? Everybody out there that's left the Texans have on a one-year deal. Where is Karim Hunt? What is going on? Yeah, I mean. Is he asking for too much money? How old is Kareem Hunt? 30? 28, probably. I thought he was 27.

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He was a look at him. He's 27.6. Yeah, okay. But the NFL still believes in that age. Yeah, but I mean, it's weird. Let's talk about Cream Hunt for two seconds. Okay. The Brown stopped believing in Cream Hunt last year despite not trading him. So, like, is there true? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's a, an evidence-based lack of use of Karim Hunt on a team that was actually fighting. They're punishing him because he wanted out. I don't know that that's true. But maybe he... I have inside sources outside the building. It's inside my heart. Look, they're my feelings. Wait, is he on your dynasty team? I look, Jonah, what's that got to do with anything? Of course he is. Unbelievable. Let's get it. Go get a job. Unbelievable. I mean, the second half of last year, last nine games played.

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When Kareem Hunt got the ball. After they refused to trade him. After they refused to trade him, he ran for three and a half yards of carry, was not very efficient. Because he was bummed out. Sure. He had some hurt feelings as well. But I see Andy's point. When you're going to play this season at 28 and the last half of the most recent season, he wasn't that good. He's not signing a deal that Deont de Foreman and Devin Singletary. And who was the last one that I just mentioned, the one-year deal? But James Robinson, he's not signing those deals because Kareem Hunt came from a place of being a superstar in Kansas City. And so his worth and value is why he didn't resign. And it's why he won't find a team early because he thinks he's worth a lot more than those other players. And he's not. He's not worth a lot more than that. But I think he can still have a year or two. It's just he thinks he's worth more money. But.

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He is not going to sign, at this point in free agency, I would be shocked if he signs any kind of deal that says a team is investing in Cream Hunt. To me, that's past. That's gone. There's no team here that's going to go out and say, hey, you're the dude for this team. He's just going to be a piece of the puzzle. So it's really disappointing offseason for Cream Hunt's values so far. Yeah, I think he's the kind of player in the situation right now where you might not have him. join a team for a long while. 100%. Like a camp injury deal. If I'm his agent, I'm saying let's hold off and wait for the situation to resolve itself via injury. All right. Let's get into the mailbag. Mailbag. Kareem do something. Save my dynasty team. Well, I mean, Rashad Pani already saved the team. Let's tell the truth here. He's definitely making that team and doing a lot with that.

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This is champ, champ, champ team? Yeah. Oh, gosh. Chim, chimp, chimp, chish. Kids have got a new focus here. All right. If you have a question for the show, you can go to the website, the Fantasy Footballers.com, click the submit a question button or dial the voicemail hotline 302464 TFFB. Start with a voicemail. Hey, ballers. This is Alex from South Carolina. I got a dynasty question for you. What do you do with a player who does not respond in the group chat? does not respond to personal text messages, and does not respond to trade offers. The only thing that they do is set their lineup and pay to buy MP. Other than that, they're completely unresponsive. Just looking for suggestions. Thanks. Love the show. Well, okay. It's also not fun to play with. It's the worst. No, you, you, you can, if you're the commissioner.

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then do this. If you're not the commissioner, tell the commissioner to do this, which is every single off season to have a conversation to make sure that that player is really, truly interested in playing again. And bring up the fact. You say, you know, I know you didn't do much activity, you know. Last year, I don't know if life's getting busy. We all understand that. Yeah. Are you sure you're wanting to be invested in this league this year? Because we can, if we need to find a replacement, we'll find a replacement, you know, but whatever you want. That's, we did that for a couple of years in one of our leagues. Uh-huh. And it, because we had exactly this. We had someone that set their lineup every single year was, you know, he wasn't like.

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In no way, shape, and form could you kick them out? Yeah, it sucks because they're like, you're your friend. Yeah, but it was like, man, you're not involved enough for this league. So eventually they were like, yeah, kind of, I am going to walk away. The problem is that any player that gets drafted or put on that team is now permanently off the table for everybody else because they don't respond to anything. You're like, oh, man, I'd love to go trade for that. Oh, he's on that team. A hundred percent. When there's a player and you're like, oh, I want to go make a buy low offer on Kareem Hunt right now. Let me see whose team he's on. You just close the browser because it's like, oh, yeah, he's in the graveyard. The only other thing I would throw in would be if this person isn't like your friend friend, they're just a league friend.

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But if they have someone else in the league who is truly an IRL friend of theirs, when you're trying to get a hold of the person, text the friend and see if you can have them translate the information to try and open up the communication. All right. We've got some keeper questions coming in from Eric in Ottawa. Oh, bonjour. Hey, footballers. Eric. Love the show. Would you keep Cooper Cup? Yeah. Or Nick Chubb. Cooper Cup. Instagram question, one man keeper, Travis Kelsey or Derek Henry? Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey. Yeah. I just don't want you guys to be so definitive with it because I've got my own Kelsey decision to make. And I feel like I'm going to be dumb. And I'm going to take Garrett Wilson over Travis Kelsey. Oh, man. The Cooper Cup. I don't want to not have Aaron Rogers and Garrett Wilson. That's hot. The Cooper Cup, Nick Chubb, and Travis Kelsey Derek Henry questions.

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to me are rather easy. This next one's brutal. Alvin Camara or Jamal Williams. Oh, man. For Instagram question from Drew, you know, the two New Orleans Saints running backs. Okay, so we got to say first and foremost that you need to make your decision as late as possible because the. The more knowledge we have on the Alvin-Kamara situation changes things drastically. We don't know how many games he's going to be suspended. If he's going to be suspended, if he gets off of the legal troubles and the NFL doesn't step in and then, you know, so if your keeper decision doesn't need to be made until the day before you draft, then that draft is in September, then wait. All that being said, if you have to select it now, not knowing the games missed potentially for Alvin-Kamara. Who are you keeping? Alvin-Kamara or Jamal-Williams, Andy and Mike? Alvin Camero.

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He's missing games. Yes. So he is missing games. If I get four games that I wouldn't have Camara and the potential that Jamal could be competitive with Camara in production when he's back because he was with DeAndre Swift, who's probably better now than Camara is right now? TBD. I'm going to take Jamal. Wow. Did you answer it? No, he tried to just miss out on it. I tried. Right now, I would lean the Camara side. Okay, six games. That's kind of what I had it in my head. Okay. Yeah. Instagram question, and I'm going to give a condition on this one, but Hardin wants to know keeping Mark Andrews or Kyle Pitts. This is just a keeper. It's an easy, easy, easy, easy Mark Andrews. This is why I said I was going to give you a different.

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There's no Lamar. Okay. For either team? Who do? Who do they have at quarterback? Who knows? Hmm. So this is why I said it's not going to get as, it's not as easy. I know we were all going to say Andrews if Lamar was there. Yeah. But now you don't, you know, you don't have Lamar, let's say. I think Jacoby Brissette can. Tyler Huntley? Well, I forgot Berset. So I think I saw that Tyler Huntley got. What do you keep saying Berset? Well, I was thinking that he was out there. He's a commander. Right. I forgot he signed. Kyle, Tyler Huntley, did he, he, they put a tender on him. And I think it was like an original, which I, because I was original. Yeah, original flavor. Did I sound like chicken tender? Yeah, I just, we just ate. How would you say it? No, it's just an original Tinder. Not a spicy tender. I mean, I just, but my point. My point. An original round Tinder? I read an article saying.

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If you need a backup quarterback, you should go send an offer sheet to Tyler Huntley right now. And because you can get him and there will be no Pro bowler. Tyler Huntley. Yeah, that's true. There'll be no draft compensation should he take your deal. Because it's like, what are the Ravens doing? Like their backup plan could be stolen by another team too. But what's funny is that Tyler Huntley has, that's a game of chicken. Because if you don't do that, chicken tender. It's a game of original chicken tenders. Let's get some ranch. Yeah, please. Some cane sauce. What I was going to say is that he could have the job. So it's like if you take somebody else's backup offer, you might be the guy if Lamar doesn't come back, which why do we hear nothing on Lamar?

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I mean, Laramie Tunzel, we didn't bring it up. Right. He just signed a monstrous $75 million deal with up to $60 million in guarantees, $50 fully guaranteed. I don't know how that works, but that's the facts. He represents himself. He got $60 million in guarantees, you know, the trade rumors and all that stuff going on with Houston and Laramie Tunzel. He's now the highest paid ever. He reset the market for the left tackle position. So like, Why don't we have people fighting over Lamar Jackson? Yeah, it's a crazy- Including the Ravens. Right. I mean, it's a pretty wild situation, but it's very different than Tunsell. Obviously, you're having to negotiate with two first-round picks as well as basically give a fully guaranteed contract that has only been done once ever in a bizarre situation. You know, Tunsell wanted the best.

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deal for alignment, but it was still akin to normal NFL deals. And that's not what Lamar Jackson's looking for here. I am curious what the timeline is, because I remember hearing something about with the, the chicken tenders that they gave to Lamar Jackson, the franchise type that they gave. Yeah, spicy. Yeah, it was the spicy version. And that teams had a certain window to offer contracts. I think they couldn't get the offer in. Yeah, I need to look that up. But I'm curious if there is an upcoming timeline. Do tenders go bad? To be able to. Yeah, there only lasts for a few days. They expire for sure. And I don't know if this one is in the fridge. I don't know if they've put this in the refrigerator or if it's left out. You want to fridge it out. You certainly want to get that thing. Do they reheat? Only in an air friar. Okay. It's true. There's one thing we know.

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I understand that world of Tinder's a little bit better. I will throw this out because I haven't heard a lot with this team, but this conversation makes me think a little bit about Nashville and their hot chicken. And Tennessee could, you know, look, Tennessee should go after Lamar Jackson because there are so many teams that should. Well, all of, you know, yeah, most of the NFL should. You don't have one of the top eight quarterbacks in the league. Nashville hot chicken. is really good. So they should sign Lamar Jackson because of all this chicken tinder talk. Okay. So that's the analysis you get from the fantasy football. Great. Instagram question. We'll close it with this one. Mr. Make It Happen 247 says Trevor Lawrence will finish as the quarterback what in 2023. Okay. I can tell you where his best ball ADP is after you answer. But why? No. After you answer.

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Well, now I got to go look up what he did. Uh-huh. Well, he was, I'll tell you, he finished at eight last year. Okay, that's what I was looking for. All right. 17 fantasy points per game. 4,100 yards, 25 passing touchdowns. He did have five rushing touchdowns as well. I have my answer, but we should say it at the same time. I have my answer, but it's completely dependent upon whether or not Lamar Jackson plays because Lamar Jackson will be ahead of him. So we're going to assume that Lamar Jackson plays. Okay. Okay. The number for me is seven. The number for me is eight. The number for me is seven. Really? Yeah. Who do you have finishing behind him? Like Herbert or Lamar Jackson or Justin Fields. Who would you take Trevor Lawrence over? One of those three guys? No. Nope. Okay. So I think you have him at eight. Maybe I do. Because the other guys would be Burrow, Hertz, Alan Mahomes. I could see myself taking him over Lamar Jackson, yes. Because if Lamar, depending on the situation that he lands in.

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Like if they don't fix the wide receiver room and he's back in Baltimore and he's been hurt for two years, yes, I could take Lawrence with the upside and Ridley and the wide open division that should be all theirs over Baltimore in that division. Yeah. So maybe I have him a seven. Okay. All right. You talked to me into eight. Oh, man. Good work. All right. Well, that's going to do it. Really enjoyed the announcement about the announcement earlier. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. We may have a regular old announcement soon. And, yeah, when the chicken tenders talk starts going, you know, it's time to end the show. So thank you for joining us. Check out that Dynasty Pass update and the full Ultimate Draft Kit over at Ultimate DraftKit.com. Back with another show on Thursday. Thanks for joining us. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter.