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Top 10 Countdown + Upside Offenses

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Top 10 Countdown + Upside Offenses

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Yeah, I'm happy if you got them. Yeah, that's great. I'm fine if you don't. But don't send me a screenshot. It's not a resume to say, I'm good enough to be here. Right. It's a, it's a submission to say, I'm awesome enough to be here. Yes, that is a good way to put it. And I love the show. Yes, and I love the show. And you're a good person and you want to play with a bunch of other good people and have a lot of fun. We, uh, I will say this as well when you do your submission, we get a lot. We get a lot of submissions. So if it is.

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a variety, kind of an assortment of blocks of text, it will probably be hard to make your mark compared to everybody else. There is. Doesn't mean we won't read it. Yeah, it does. Some, it might mean it to some, but TLDR is a real thing. We try to get through as many as we can. Too long didn't read. But you need to separate yourself with something fun. And we're not going to tell you what to do because it always surprises every year. One year somebody painted a Tyran Matthew.

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picture on canvas and mailed it to us. One time somebody like Brooks put in a video. We've had people that have sung songs. We have had people that have drawn pictures. Yeah. We've had, which is now a t-shirt that you can get at shop bollards.com. We had someone edit a video of us talking into the Eye of the Tiger theme song. Oh, that was really special. We've had somebody that went, walked around on sightseeing on Hawaii. That's right in Hawaii. And took a picture of us around and took pictures all around Hawaii. So it was like we were in Hawaii. Yeah. It's clever.

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Yeah, I wish I was actually there. I thought you were saying you wish you were clever. I wish I was in the listener league. I bet you wish you were a listener league champion, except I am back to back. Again, reminder, ballerslive.com. If you want to come to Dallas, Philly, New York, Phoenix for one of our live shows, they are so much fun. It is always a joy. Look, we've done a lot of these shows, but we have the same mindset about them, which is.

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We are here to help you in your league and to entertain you and to become a part of your day because we love fantasy football. That has never changed. Nothing has ever changed. So when we go to these live events with fans, the stories that come out of these live events about you and your league and the shirt, the amount of people wearing 55 shirts, you were late. Was it? Yeah. Dang. You were late. But no, hanging out with you guys is the best.

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It's the best. This is why we play fantasy football. They have fun. What's going on with draft? Oh, hey, there's a really cool thing everybody should know about. We love best ball on draft. We always talk about it. Play it left, right, and center. It's like my favorite game to play. They have just announced a million dollar tournament winner. Basically, it's a $25 entry. Enter in, and if you have the best lineup.

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uh the details are in the app but if you have the best lineup you will win a million dollars and i want to make sure that uh that's not true oh that is not true that is not true that's the price that's the price pool the first place winner will win a hundred thousand dollars i want that to be a variety of awards of foot clan listener just like last year foot clan listener took down the final table at the draft world series events so go to draft dot com slash ballers

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Absolutely. And Jason's going to be doing a live streamed basketball draft this week on our Twitter channel. We're giving you tips on Saturday as well. And, and. Oh, my goodness. Not only that, but if you're playing anything of bestball, if you go to bestball.com slash ballers, you are entered into the flyaway contest. Yes. To paid tickets to fly you out to New York, New York City. And see us. And watch our live event there.

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All right, that is it for today's episode. We'll be back on Saturday, the footcast tomorrow for the Jointhefoot.com followers. And thanks for hanging out with us. Hopefully you had fun. Brooks, did you have fun? Of course. I did. Yeah. You for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers. The Perpetual Pen Tapper.

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