Fantasy Football 2017 - Starts of the Week, Week 13 Matchups, Boom Boom

The Yelp reviews are bad for starting Jared Cook right now. But he's probably the biggest beneficiary of the Cooper Crabtree situation. And I have an interesting question for you, Jason. Would you rather start Jared Cook? Let's see you've got to start a flex position. Seth Roberts or Jared Cook.

I think I'm playing Jared Cook. I would rather play Jared Cook as well. We've seen the games where. Got to do your cooking by the book. Yeah, where Derek Carr comes out and uses Jared Cook as his number one target, this has as good a chance as any of being one of those games where Jared Cook could end up with, you know, 80, 90 yards, several receptions at a touchdown. I like Jared Cook a lot. All right. Well, who's your tight end? I'm going with the goose.

There it is. You left me hanging there for a second. I'm sorry. I hit the, I hit the butt. It's all right. The goose, Hunter Henry. Hunter Henry's been really frustrating. He's had plenty of good games, but he's had several games where he's not involved. I said this a minute ago. He's kind of my stack with Philip Rivers. Stack of the week. The super stack. Stack attack. Triple stack. Double stack. Double stuff. White chocolate. Dipped Orioles. If you're a member of Join the foot.

You can kind of do like a little Snapchat thing over there now if you've got the app. What do they call that? It's the Lens. Patreon Lins. So I posted a little clip of me at my house eating a white chocolate Oreo. Good for you. Anyways, Hunter Henry, he's had plenty of big games this year. Obviously had a ton last year. Philip Rivers loves using the tight end, especially around the goal line. And you've got the Browns on the other side of the ball that they're so bad against tight-in.

They've given up a touchdown each of the last four games and in the majority of their weeks on the season. They're 31st against the position. So, you know, I think Hunter Henry gets a touchdown this game. That helps Philip Rivers. I'm cool with it. All right. Those were our starts of the week. We're going to move on to a much more important segment. Oh. Jason Moore's Ironclad. Locked and loaded. 100% guaranteed boom, boom, boom kicker of the week. Get ready.

for this footland. This might be the best rhyme I've ever come up with, despite the fact that Brooks, the judge Giamatti himself and Andy think it's the worst. I'll let you be the judge. Who's your boom boom kicker, Jason? Well, you might be a little worried about his health this week. So just take a prozac and roll the dice this week with the charges Nick Novak. Nick Novak. Nick Novak. The boom boom boom kick of the week.

Can I get a ruling, Brooks? Oh, we already know Brooks is ruling. No good. All right. We're going back to you. I don't think Brooks. Brooks is not the most outspoken guy in the world. Like he rolls with the punches. He puts his head down and gets some work done. When he pops up and says, that's the worst rhyme I've ever heard in my life. Like before. Yeah. Hey, YouTube. Vindicate me. Tell me. You and YouTube. You think YouTube is just, it's the crowd behind you. Yeah. The YouTube crowd is behind me. They all love you. Well, I love them.

Yesterday, though, I will say. The majority of people were on my side about the Akeeb-Talib Crabtree fight being worse than A. Jigris. Absolutely. They were not on my side. This one, though, I mean, Prozac, Novak, what else are you going to do for Novak? That was great. That is the challenge. Nick and kick, man. I rhyme last names here, Brooks. That's low-hanging easy fruit first names.

All right. We got the rest of the matchups on tomorrow's show. So thank you for tuning in. Today we'll be back tomorrow. Very excited about week 13. Hopefully your team is kicking some butt. And we can get you ready for a win. So take care. Check out draft.com slash ballers. Look, this is the time of the year. Jump in there. Play with us. Draft.com slash ballers. Take care. Thank you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join the foot.com.

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