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Starts of the Week + Week 4 Breakdown, Steel Underpants - Fantasy Football Podcast for 9/29

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Starts of the Week + Week 4 Breakdown, Steel Underpants | Fantasy Football 2022 - Ep. 1298

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The first Steel Underpants title provides the origin of the show's signature underwear phrase and includes the famous Tight End strategy language.

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He's playing Baltimore. It makes total sense. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to go with DK Metcalf against Detroit. It was 5 for 64 and a touchdown on 12 targets last week. Pete Carroll, he actually said something that came true. He wanted to focus on funneling DK the ball. He did that. And the lions are giving up the six most expected points per pass attempt. So I think you can turn that direction. My tight end start of the week. I'm going with big. Bob Tunyon of the Green Bay Packers. He's been recovering from the ACL. I just added him. But it's a sneaky ad right now. The snaps have gone up each and every week. The Patriots are currently the fourth best tight-in matchup. A little bit skewed there by Mr. Mark Andrews. But seven targets on 58% of the snaps last week. We're talking about a 24% targets per route run that is tied for third best among tight ends right now.

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Um, that five for five, that was a danger witch too, you know? Yeah. They were dangerous. Did you ever combine them into one? Oh, no. I was too little. One giant sandwich. I couldn't have handled that. No, no. Uh, but, uh, Kyle just shared a little screenshot of the old five for five commercials. I remember some, uh, some world of warcrafts with five for five. Oh, did you? You went, you went wild? Yeah, I mentioned just sitting there for like five hours with five sandwiches. Uh, T. J. Hawkinson is Jason start of the week at tight end. He said, turd alert. Sometimes a turd is necessary, apparently. Well, yeah, of course. The tight-in landscape is nothing but a giant septic field. Wow, he's laying in. He's laying in. I'm going David In Joku. I guess I'm the guy that stole him from you, Mike. You are. Ten targets last week, nine for 81, necessary to the offense on the field for 90% of Cleveland snaps. Atlanta giving up the second most fancy points to opposing tight ends. Now, Jason is not here, but we would never.

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ever go a Thursday. Like we'd leave it's football time off on accident, but we would never leave boom boom kicker off the show. Jason Moore's Ironclad locked and loaded 100% guaranteed boom boom kicker of the week. Oh, I get the lights too. Nice. Yes. Jason took a plunge in, treading water to London to kick some boom boom butts. To pay respect for the Queen, Her Majesty Supreme, just take the Saints Will Lutz. I will never forgive Jason making me rhyme, plunge in with London. Yeah. Well, I mean, I was going to say, how did it feel being in his shoes? How comfortable was that? Spacious. Okay. He's got very big feet. He does. Was like 13s or something? Clown shoes. Okay. We took that to the next level quickly.

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I think we're done. Oh, thank goodness. We do have a giveaway right now, giving away a sign, Jalen Waddle, Jalen Hertz, and DJ Moore, Jersey over at Footclan giveaway.com, free to enter, as well as a virtual studio tour. You get a walkthrough from the three of us. We'll take you through the studio through Deucer's Alley and show you everything we got over here. And it'll be a good time. Maybe you can tell us about your fantasy team. So footclang giveaway.com. Back tomorrow with the rest of the matchups. Hopefully we get a good Thursday night football game tonight. Hopefully. And tomorrow will be the Wheel of Shame. Oh, boy. Oh, that's for me. That is for you. See you tomorrow, everybody. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.