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Fantasy Football - The TRUTH: Top 10 Fantasy RBs + Wheel of Shame - Podcast for 1/22

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The TRUTH: Top 10 Fantasy RBs + Wheel of Shame | Fantasy Football 2026 - Ep. 1883

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Episode notes & curated moments 7 records
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Jason turns three hot dogs into a self-control diet

Jason orders three giant hot dogs, eats two, and argues that leaving one behind proves discipline; later the hosts personify the two hot dogs fighting inside him.

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The pistachio toss becomes a Wheel-of-Shame tiebreaker

The hosts describe throwing pistachios around the studio toward a wall; Mike lost the tiebreaker and says Andy is better at it.

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Matt the Falcon is jokingly pre-fired by a Foot Clan poll

The FSGA social-media vote is framed as a way to save Matt the Falcon, but the hosts joke that a poll could fire him and then note he is absent and pre-fired.

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Ken Bone Walker is Mike’s Green Goblin

Andy roots for Kenneth Walker from his main-league roster, and Mike later calls Walker his Green Goblin during the faceoff.

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Poop-your-pants is Jason’s Wheel punishment

After the hot-dog buildup, the Wheel of Shame lands on poop your pants; Jason receives temporary tattoos and a Timu Mike makeover around the punishment.

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Mr. Bean and the Dodge Stratus power speech

The hosts rename Brandon Beane Mr. Bean, then mock the Cardinals owner insisting he remains important after losing final say and driving a Dodge Stratus.

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Episode notes

The episode is mostly the Truth top-10 running-back review, but its reusable show canon starts with Jason ordering three giant hot dogs and presenting eating two as fitness discipline. The hosts revisit Mike’s pistachio-throwing tiebreaker, then assign Jason a poop-your-pants Wheel of Shame punishment. Mike identifies Ken Bone Walker as the player he is rooting for and calls him his Green Goblin in the faceoff. Jason receives temporary skull tattoos and a fake beard as “Timu Mike” while Mike’s hot-dog shame continues. The news segment also coins Mr. Bean for Brandon Beane and compares the nervous Cardinals owner to a panic-attack speech.

Inside the episode

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Dang, he's going to be 27. Yeah, he was drafted late, and then he missed a full season right off the bat with his knee injury. So you forget how old he is. Going on to the free agent market, I'm very curious if he is a hot commodity or just like, eh, he's a little older and outperforming. Ken Walker's younger, right? Oh, yeah. So, I mean, and it's like, do you pay? Because ETN's going to want a lot of money. It's like, or. Tyler Algier is 26. Do you want to pay less? There's just a big versatility differential there for me. It's like you definitely want ETN because you just want somebody that, you know, is capable of doing more in the passing game. I would think. E.T.N. is a very well-rounded player. He can do it in short yardage. He can go out to the outside. He can catch the ball really, really well. I think that's probably his strength is in the passing game. Teams will want Travis E.T. And I just really hope that it's the Jaguars that.

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that want him. There's no world I don't believe where he goes and scores more fantasy points next year for a different team. It is unfortunate how that works out sometimes. 6% great, 59% good, 24% bust, but ends up in the top 10 at the position. So we'll talk more. The hot dogs have new weapons. They have, they've really been putting their scientists to work. And they have evolved. These aren't swords anymore. There's no more brass ages. No way. Gunpowder has been found. Gunpowder has been found. The industrial revolution has begun. The steam engine is cooking. And you thought this was a good decision, huh? I didn't eat the third hot dog. When I had my stupid piece of grilled chicken and vegetables and I looked over at my guy eating two hot dogs. This is like.

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What am I doing? How you feel now, Mike? Are you at peace? Not good enough to have not eaten the hot dogs. Okay. All right. Just to wait till nuclear capabilities are found. Well, we don't have much time left for multiple reasons on the show. So we'll jump right into the face off in your hot dog shame. Oh, man. We still have that. Your hot dog shame can become real shame. Fantasy face off, presented by prize picks. This guy can't throw a pistachio to save his life. Wheel of shame. The timing is great, Jason, because it is poop your pants. Oh. That's the shame. Yeah. For real? Yep. Oh, my gosh. Just go ahead. I might do it. I might do it. I'll tell you what. Just go ahead. Cheesehead. Oh, it's Timu. It's Timu Mike. Timu Mike, right. Okay, let's start here, Jason. I get to be. Put some tattoos on.

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these are little some arms sleeves for you yeah there you go you got some skulls on there yeah brother oh dude i've been thinking about sleeving up so yeah this is a little taste a chance to try a little taste good brother Timu Mike Wright on the way, baby. I get to be cool guys. I mean, yeah, here you go. Mike's liking it. If your ink looked like that's pretty good work. There you go. If that were real. Oh, yeah, and the beer. I already have a beer. Yeah, you got to get the, I mean, it's not the right color. So there you go, Jay. What is this beard that has no mustache? All right. Oh, look at Mike.

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Oh, baby. Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Yes. All right. Well, now we're, we're jumping right in. Okay. Quarterback, Jason, why don't you kick us off? All right. Quarterback, I'm going with Jared Stiddam, half an interception. I'm taking more than that. Yeah, I think, you know. But that's your, that's your green. That is my green goblin, yes. I'll follow it up then because I have Jared Stidtham and the green goblin. But I'm going positive. More than a half-thust-in? 174.5 passing and rushing yards combined. 174.5, I'm taking the more for Jarrett. That's a sneaky find. Yeah. I've got Sam Darnold in the heated matchup with L.A., 235-passing yards in your bra taking the less. Okay. All right. Team moon, Mike. We're going running backs?

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So from here on out, because I've been the shame a couple weeks in a row. Yeah. I wanted to have a theme to my playoff of fun. I smell some hate. Yeah. Kyron Williams. Yard. You love Kyron. I love Kyron. I love him. Yards on first reception. Five and a half. Okay. No, I'm going less than that. Yeah. I'm going, I'm going to defensive battles. Defenses are getting up for the first. the first parts of these came, everything's going to be short. When it came to the interceptions, though, you're like, no, there's more. Well, that's a negative. Yeah. I know. Yeah. You're just, your hate. Uh, so what? Heart is full. That was right. That was your running. Right. Don't talk to me. I'm full of hatred here. Ramandre Stevenson. Oh yeah. 40, 48.5 rushing yards. No way. I'm taking the lower less.

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Ken Bone Walker. This is my Green Goblin. One and a half receptions. Okay. For Ken Bone Walker all by himself. That's a steal. Yeah, I'll take the one. That's a great one. Yeah. Live receiver. A wide receiver. Cooper Cup. Yards on first reception. Yards on first reception. Yards of first reception. Seven and a half less than that. Oh my gosh. See you next week, buddy. Get a Cooper Cup screen. I went Rashid Shaheed in the same game, and I took 0.5 rushing yards. I'm taking the more. Okay. So give him one into round. I got Kay Shan Booty. His projection is at four receiving targets. And I am crossing my fingers and going more on that one. That's a scary one. That was really scary. I think he's like pretty much been right at four. I expect you to just tie there. I glanced at booty. Yeah.

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Don't stare too long. I thought about it. I thought about it. And I went away. Yeah. I was just uncertain. I, yeah. Jason. That's right. I was like, do I, which direction do you go? Do you go, do you go Stefan Diggs or do you go a booty? Tight end. Evan Ingram. Yards on first reception. Oh my gosh. Seven and a half. No, I'm taking less than that. Yours is going to be over so fast. My whole game is going to be. I just need everything to be short to start these games. No big place. I went Hunter Henry in the New England game. I think that the defensive backs, booty digs, I think they're going to turn towards Hunter Henry. I'm taking 43.5 receiving yards and I'm taking the more for Henry. I have Colby Parkinson. Okay. His projection is at three and a half targets.

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which I'm trying to go back and count the games. It seems like in the past 10 games, he has only not past three and a half targets once. Okay. I'm loving this projection. Thank you, Price Fix. We'll see what happens next week. That was Fantasy Faceoff presented by Price Bix. Join millions of users and sign up for America's number one fantasy sports app. You can see our lineups if you are watching on YouTube. Use the code footballers and get $50 in lineups when you play five. dollars. Jason, all sleeved up. We'll say goodbye to you for today. Back with more truth. Playoff reactions. Way cooler. Next week. I feel way cooler. Let me see these. Look at those arms. Yeah. Should I get a sleeve? You should get two. Oh, man. And a motorcycle. I don't know about that. See you later, everybody. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join the foot.com.

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