MEGALODON Episode - Week 12 Matchups, Turkey Day Awards & TONS More! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/23

he's been good. Yeah. I was looking for something. I was looking for something with the inverse of an awful tower and I had nothing. The iPhone tower? No, you don't just call him a tower. You got to give an adjective, a good one. There was no alliteration there. I see. We'll workshop that. Like I said, I had nothing and then you guys called me out on it. Alec Pierce has kind of faded into the background is more of a dart throw because he gets one or two deep targets a game. I think we finished the matchups. Oh, man. Let's keep going. I think it's going to be a thicksgiving. Oh. I think Nick Chub and company. I think Thanksgiving's got to be it, right? Okay. Hashtag thick. It's thick. So there's two C's. Two Cs and S. I think that's the hashtag. If you want to win a signed CD Lamb jersey.

Miles Sanders signed Jersey. Stefan Diggs signed mini helmet. Maybe we'll give some other stuff away. Also, I really want an invite to Brooks's Thanksgiving. I really want people in the middle of your Thanksgiving dinner to be like, oh, hold on. I got a tweet at my favorite fantasy football podcast. The word hashtag Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. And just see, see how your parents react. We wish you a very happy Thanksgiving. Let's overtake Thanksgiving with Thanksgiving. The rankings. Hashtag Thanksgiving. Do it. Do it. And we'll be having our own thick's giving stuff on our faces on Thursday watching the football games. Jason maybe with a nervous, nervous stomach facing me. You and I, we've played each other many times. We sure have. And we have a good kind of rapport, don't we? A great rapport where you.

Always win. Doesn't matter if you've got the better team or not. Right now, I believe you're the third high. We are the three highest point projections at our league. That's great. So it's going to be a battle. It's going to be thick. And this one like last week between Mike and I, this is for a lot of marbles. If you lose this game, Andy. Tyanora. You're out. See you later. Moving on to the Dynasty League focus, the most important league. We do have a couple of injury updates. Justin Fields has been cleared to practice. He remains day to day. All right. He's going to play. And the Texans will be starting Kyle Allen against the Manders. Well, that makes some sense, but also still play your Manders D. And Awesome Tower was really easy. I could have just gone Awesome Tower. Awful to Awesome. That's a natural progression. Very low-hanging fruit. Al Borland.

Yes, sir. I mean, he brought the, it was you. Yes, sir. You're a genius. Thank you. Into, uh, we still have time for this? Yeah, we do. You sure? The hard drive is not full yet. Dang it. Fantasy face off, presented by Draft Kings. Well, back into the fantasy face off. We go. We've each got, uh, I don't like that Papa Josh is smirking. Inducers Alley already. I haven't spun the wheel yet. He is waiting with anticipation to see what ridiculous outfit I have to wear today before I reveal my amazing, just non, unbeatable lineup. I mean, recent weeks, they were very beatable. I have a very beatable lineup this week. Here we go. Wheel of shame. I don't know why I'm more nervous today. Give us the wheel. I should be used to this.

the shame i wear it well spin it so the wheel is spinning we got cowboy geyser banana face wait are we on cowboy oh no marshmallow what is lobster loser what is lobster loser lobster what is it sounds like a loser that's gonna dress like a lobster to me oh one of these is it yeah oh Full face? It's a full face. Guys, this is not going to be good. This is, this is good. Why did I do my hair today? It's going to be great. This is going to be a real. This is, we've had fish face. I was a fish face once, and now we have a, oh, that's terrible. The lobster face is great. Do I have claws? You have, oh, my claws. Your claws, skip to clop. Anybody ever have lobster for Thanksgiving? Oh, man, this one is good.

Speak for yourself. I really like the fact that you now have claws, cannot use your computer well. You got your lineup ready, lobster boy? It's down there somewhere. Oh, fantastic. This is a living nightmare. YouTube.com slash the fantasy footballers to watch a lobster be ashamed. I really need to pull my lineup up. Okay, I got it. All right. I'll go first in while you're getting there ready. At the quarterback position, Joseph. Joseph Burrow, 6,700. He is taking on the Tennessee Titans, delightful matchup, and I thought that the price was too nice. I like that a lot. I think he's going to be in a lot of cash lineups. So I made my lineup very quickly yesterday. I said, I'm playing with fire this week. I'm putting out a loseable lineup, and it starts right here at 5,300. Oh, Taylor Heineke. He's streaming, baby. What to?

Touch the hyeneke. What are you doing? I'm trying to lose in this game, but he's going to allow me to do some things I like. Is this bad podcast audio? Oh, no, this is great. The people love it. Loud and clear. I had Joe Burrow in there. Okay. But I switched. Lamar Jackson. Oh, start of the week. Okay. 8,000. Wow. We have not had three different quarterbacks in quite some time. No, that's going to be a real. Make sure you lean into the mic, Mr. Lobster. Is this helpful? That's better. Okay. I can't tell what sounds are being emitted from my lobster face. Your eyes are creeping me out. Yeah. I have a choice. I can either talk through the mouth holes like this. Okay. Oh, yeah. Or I can look through the eye holes. Those are the two choices.

I'll pivot to mouth when I'm talking. Okay. And eyes when I'm not. All right. At the running back position. I mean, come on. He's 6,900. Yep. Mr. Kenneth Walker, the third against the Raiders at home. Oh, crap. Solu. Oh. You don't have Kenneth Walker? Oh, baby. I'm a loser. That's fantastic. And then I have one half of Andy's starting duo. I have my name is Jeff. Jeff Wilson at home against the Houston Texans at just 5,900. Jason, I believe you have Kenneth Walker. I have Kenneth Walker at 6,900, and I have Jeff Wilson at 5,900. What great running backs you have? Well, gentlemen, I have the running back on the other side of that game. That's what I went with. Oh, Josh Jacobs. I went with Josh Jacobs in that game. For how much? 77. 77. Okay. And then I went with Jeff Wilson. Pay more for less.

We'll find out. We'll find out. Jeff Wilson, 5,900. Yeah, okay. Wide receiver, Joe Burrow is in. That means I got a stack. That means T. Higgins is in at 6,900. My start of the week, Terry McLaurin at just 5,800. That price is, I can't believe it's that low still for what he's been doing. And then Joshua Palmer against the Arizona Cardinals at 5,400. Nice. I'm completing my stack with your Terry McLaurin as well at 5,800. At 6,000, I have Chris Godwin, a player I believe coming off the by is going to be good. And at 4,300, so unbelievably cheap, I have my start of the week, Garrett Wilson, in my lineup. As do I. Oh, nice. Garrett Wilson, 4300. The lobster face. The lobster. As do I.

I also have DeAndre Hopkins. Nice. Okay. At 7,700. Okay. And I have Skymore, who is 3,000. Wow. He is really rock bottom? Three thousand per Skymore. Did you say three thousand? Basically. Three thousand sky more. Book it. Okay. Okay. I forgot. I was toying with Chris Godwin, so I made him my flex. So I do have Chris Godwin as well at 6,000. Uh, I am a castaway on the island with Foster Moreau at just 3,400, juicy matchup and very cheap. And then what's that fella who's starting for the Los Angeles Rams? Bryce Perkins. Yeah, Kansas City Chiefs at 2,800. Yeah. At 2,800. I have the Kansas City Chiefs at 2,800 as well. And I have Latavius Murray at 5,000, another start of the week at my flex.

And if you remember, I paid down at quarterback. This is the worst one ever. My nose is so flat. Lobsters do not have nose areas. That's true. And you do not. And then at tight end, I've got this guy named Travis Kelsey. Okay. I am doing the payup at tight end. You better get you three. Yeah, come on. Because I think he's not. I have paid up a tight end too, but I went with Mark Andrews to complete the Lamar Jackson stack. Oh, nice. Nico Collins. I'm taking at 4100 in the Flex and have the Chiefs. All right. Hey. Why don't one of you guys conclude this segment for me? All right. That was Fantasy Faceoff presented by Draft King's Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now. Use promo code Ballers to get $200 in free bets instantly when you place a $5 bet on any football game. That's code ballers only at Draft King's Sportsbook.

Can I see the bigger camera here? I want to see what this looks like. Thank you. I don't know why you kept it. Lobster, lobster man. I'm going to eat a lobster man. I tried to scroll. I'm living in a pit of despair here. You have a clause. We should have this show going a lot longer. I would say you can take the mask off as we say goodbye to the footclam for the Megalodon. I'll allow it. Usually we go mask through the ending, but. I will take you up on it. I didn't say claws. I just said, get those claws on. Come on. I need to keep one claw off so I can close the show out. That's fine. Thank you for tuning into this year's Megalodon. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody out there. And Fookland, a big, really big heartfelt. Just thank you so much for everyone who tunes into this ridiculous podcast where people dress up like lobsters. And we just have a really good time. We could not be here without you. So thank you. We are very thankful.

for each and every one of you. Well said, Michael. Thank you for the lobster. You're welcome. I'll eat with some dinner, butter. Hey, see you all next week. Goodbye. We did it. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.