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Week 1 Studs & Duds + Overreaction Hour! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 9/11

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Week 1 Studs & Duds + Overreaction Hour! | Fantasy Football 2023 - Ep. 1457

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Foot Clan Week 1 failures flood Monday Punday

The hosts solicit listener puns and report that 99.9 percent target bad Week 1 games, then read a dense run spanning Bengals, Ravens, Mims, White, Goedert, Evans, Dallas defense, Ekeler, Nacua, Atwell, Doubs, and Tyreek Hill variants.

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Andy's Mike Evans high five leaves Jason's hand burning

After Mike Evans scores, Andy high-fives Jason hard enough to shake the room. Jason later tells Mike it felt like a frying pan and says his hand is still trembling and burning; Andy proudly confirms how hard he hit it.

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Tyreek Hill and Dallas defense stop a dominant Listener League start

The hosts say they had been dominant in the Listener League before running into an opposing combination of Tyreek Hill and the Dallas defense. The passage supplies no opponent name, score, or final result.

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Cam Akers is demoted to insurance salesman Ron Acres

A disappointing Cam Akers role pushes his name from Cam to Cameron and finally Ron Acres, an imagined insurance salesman who is done and toast; the next paragraph adds Captain Ron and a Kurt Russell reference.

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The new sad-music button waits for the Dobbins announcement

A host tests the new sad music during Monday Punday, then asks permission to hit its button when the J.K. Dobbins injury arrives; the others make him state the news before the cue proceeds.

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Production surprises Mike and Andy with STUDS/DUDS body art

The back-wall monitor first depicts Mike as a grayscale muscular, near-nude STUDS figure with his tattoos missing. Later it depicts Andy as a balding/altered DUDS portrait, prompting Andy to remove his cap and show his real hair while the desk says the crew is surprising them.

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Andy is caught praising Durham Smythe while muted

Andy calls Durham Smythe great with his microphone muted, the other hosts expose the attempted silent aside, and he repeats 'He is great' audibly while emerging from the desk controls.

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The hidden Sammy Watkins Lizard King drop returns

A comparison to Sammy Watkins's 2019 Week 1 revives a drop the hosts say is hidden away. The published overlay presents Watkins as the Lizard King in a black suit with yellow lizard emblem and a bright red cape.

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Pity City membership is litigated while only Mike appears

Michael Pittman triggers Pity City and a visible neon-city overlay containing Pittman plus rainbow-visor Mike. Jason argues he was unfairly removed and says the new graphic contains Mike and him; Andy says he asked to be removed, but the claimed revised version is never displayed.

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Mike's old-man voice pleads for one last Panthers start

Mike performs an aging Panthers-receiver character who asks Andy whether he was played for old times' sake, then apologetically offers two catches for 12 yards and says he did his best.

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Kyle is asked for the tight-end top ten but never answers audibly

A host asks Kyle whether the list is the tight-end top ten. Kyle supplies no distinct answer or live image; Jason visibly owns the immediate 'Oh my goodness. Yeah' reaction before the hosts read the list.

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Pooped in His Big Boy Pants opens the DUDS block

The spoken Pooped in His Big Boy Pants phrase triggers a full green produced stinger with all three host portraits and a brown mud/manure splash before the show moves into quarterback duds and Andy's wall-graphic protest.

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Episode notes

Complete published-video review shows Mike at left in a gray T-shirt and black cap with his reddish beard, neck tattoo, and forearm tattoos visible; Jason at center in a black T-shirt, black cap, black-framed glasses, and dark beard; and Andy at right in a green T-shirt and multicolored green-and-orange cap. They remain the only live occupants at the standard microphone-and-laptop desk throughout, with no booth cut or fourth seat. The prerecorded WITH THE DUCERS card labels Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Jeremy/Owl Borland, and Kyle/The Borgogon. Monday Punday turns Foot Clan submissions into a dense Week 1 roll call, including the transcript-rendered no burrow/T/hidden, Ja'Marr Waste, Joe Money Joe Problems, P. Higgins, Fake London, J.K. Sabins, I.R. Dobbins, J.K.1L, Starvin' Mims, Facade White, Dallas Go Eat Dirt, Stairway to Evans, Dallas Weevens, Boston Ekeler, Puka Cooper Kupp Jr., Tutu Did Well, Romeo Dubs, and Tyreek Hallelujah. Stairway to Evans leads into a physically attributed desk story: Andy hit Jason's hand after the Mike Evans touchdown so hard that Jason said it felt like a frying pan and was still burning. The hosts then report that their previously dominant Listener League side ran into an opponent with Tyreek Hill and the Dallas defense; the episode gives no Megalabowl detail. Cam Akers is demoted through Cameron to Ron Acres and Captain Ron. A new sad-music cue is tested during the pun block and deliberately requested again for J.K. Dobbins. Production repeatedly surprises the desk through the small STUDS/DUDS wall monitor: first a grayscale, muscular, near-nude Mike flex image, then a balding/altered Andy portrait that prompts Andy to remove his cap and display his real hair. During Tua praise, targeted four-frame-per-second video centers on Andy bending toward his desk controls while the others catch his inaudible 'he is great' praise of Durham Smythe and make him repeat it aloud. The Sammy Watkins Lizard King cue is a produced overlay—not a costume—with Watkins in a black suit, yellow lizard emblem, and red cape. Pity City likewise overlays Michael Pittman and a rainbow-visor Mike cutout against a neon skyline; the hosts verbally claim a revised Mike-and-Jason version, but targeted video never displays that later version. Mike visibly performs the aging Panthers-receiver voice, then a host asks Kyle for a tight-end top ten. Word-level alignment and four-frame-per-second mouth movement assign the following 'Oh my goodness. Yeah' to Jason, so Kyle remains a silent crew mention rather than an off-camera voice. The Pooped in His Big Boy Pants DUDS stinger is also directly visible. No Jay Griz name, voice, cutout, cue, costume, substitution, or bear prop occurs; the generic black bear in the standard intro is unrelated stock imagery.

Inside the episode

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They had a lot of valuable contributions worth mentioning for Tuist stability, which is that Braxton Berrios is a better three than they've had in a long time. Sure. Durham Smythe. The OGs everywhere. He was great. Did you? Yes. Yeah, you thought you could get away with it. You just said he is great, but you muted yourself. He is great. Oh, it's Monday. Yeah. Yeah, week one. Sorry. But also in that, I mean, the matchup was great. That's why Tua was a highlight. He was the start of the week because of the Chargers secondary. Having said that, some of, like a lot of throws when I was watching Tua last year, it was underthrowing Tyree Kill and then him being hero ball figuring it out. Tua, some of these throws were unbelievable. Just pinpoint dropping the ball.

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So if Tua has leveled up with this offense, it's going to be amazing. Mack Jones was 35 for 54 against the Philadelphia Eagles. 316 and 3 just wasn't clutch enough. He had two drives at the end of the game to win it and couldn't get it done. There was a defensive score for the Eagles. If you didn't watch that game, the Eagles got an interception, which wasn't Mac Jones's fault, hit the receiver in the hands, popped up, and Darius Slay housed it. But if you watch the rest of the game, it really felt like the Patriots beat the Eagles from an expectation standpoint. If that kind of fluky pick six play didn't happen, I think we might be thinking a little differently about the Patriots and the quality of their team. I agree. Jordan Love.

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Jordan Love was great. Didn't even have Christian Watson, 15 for 27, 245 and 3. He's got Dobbs. We should have known. All they do is they start Hall of Fame first ballot quarterbacks. He looked very good against the Bears. In rhythm. He looked very in rhythm. Anthony Richardson, great debut. He did. 24 for 37, 223 and 1. Which he did leave the game at the end. Believe it was a knee injury. The report I'm seeing, though, is they say he will be fine. Yeah, he looked. He looked like he was going to be all right. I had thought it was a concussion at first. Yeah, I mean, I don't even understand on that play how it was a knee problem. You got smashed in the helmet. But, yeah, 40 rushing yards, another rushing touchdown. Great for fantasy. I mean, if he's getting off to this quickest start, it's unbelievable. Yeah. Deshaun Watson ended up in the 5 for 455 on the ground. Another touchdown through the air on 154 yards. This game was pretty rainy. It was gross. Joe Burroughs tiny hands.

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These hands, small I know. Oh, yeah, let's get some jewel in there. Not yours. Deshaun Watson looked okay. It was a dominating performance by the defense, but he did get enough done on offense to make it a route. I'm optimistic. Yeah, what you really want to see from Deshawn Watson is I saw some bad throws in this game where I was like, oh, man. And I saw enough of them where I was worried, but he ran the ball. If you run the ball, you can be an average, you can be a below average. Passer. Yeah, yeah. And for fantasy football, you're still going to come through. And this was in the rain, so maybe, you know, some of those passes weren't his fault. Yeah. All right. Let's get into the stud running backs. I threw a few Aaron Jones DFS lineups in about 15 minutes before game time. And I didn't win the million, though. But he had a heck of a day. Two touchdowns was explosive.

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The contrast between him and AJ Dillon on the ground was, it was definitely starter versus backup. Let's put it that way. But he did hurt his hamstring. They get Atlanta next week, then New Orleans. But Aaron Jones, great debut. Two for 86 through the air, nine from 41 on the ground. Can't really do more with 11 opportunities. Don't love the volume. Don't love that he already's a hamstring injury. Austin Echler, Joshua Kelly. They massacred the Miami defensive line. Josh Kelly is an interesting name because he had the same amount of carries as Echler, which I would have found ridiculous, except every time they handed him the football, he was carving up the defense the same way Echler was. He looked very good. So it was a true 50-50 in terms of carries. And this is, I'll just mention this in passing because there's no reports on it.

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When Jason and I were watching, there was a sequence of plays where Austin Echler, after a carry, looked, he gave the body language of the stand-up, like something is not great. He was in the very next play. But as he was lining up, something weird was going on. And then he left the field for. He limped off the field. Yeah, he limped off the field. And there was a whole bunch of Joshua Kelly attempts after that. So again, I've not seen any reports about it. It was just watching the game and noticed this. Just keep an ear out. Oh, I noticed. I've got two running backs on my roster. Yeah. It was J.K. Dobbins and Austin Eckler, so I was terrified for about 10 minutes. Eckler, 16 for 117 and 1 in 5 targets for 447 through the air. Does this mean that the new Kellynne Moore system is just great for running backs, or does this mean target Miami Dolphins rush defense as they got gashed by whoever had the ball? Perhaps both. Maybe. Christian McCaffrey? Oh, he's still good.

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Great game. 22 for 152 and 1 on the road. Five targets. Played all but 10 49ers offensive snaps. Which is surprising. We're going to leave with these snaps. Get out of here. Unleased the beast. They were dominating the Steelers. And I assume the second half would be all Elijah Moore. I think Elijah Moore or Elijah Mitchell. I thought that the missile might have a lot of work. I think he had like two carries. This was all Christian McCaffrey. And the coolest thing is when I was watching the game and you'd watch Christian McCaffer just do a run, you can go, he's really good. I don't know if you guys have seen this. If you've never watched Christian McCaffrey, dude's pretty good. He's very good. And the team, the scheme for the runs was incredible. And the team was all in on blocking. So the McCaffrey, huge touchdown run. If you missed the highlight.

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The actual highlight is Brandon I, you getting a block, then getting out in front of Christian McCaffrey and truck sticking. He sent somebody into another universe. Yes, and that's what opened it up for McCaffrey to score. You got to remember McCaffrey, this is first full offseason and opportunity to get integrated into the system. And that is the most impressive thing. They were blowing them out and he was getting all the reps. So you got to remember if you play Elijah Mitchell, this is one of the things, the 49ers. If you play him, he's going to get hurt. Yeah, you've got to leave him off the field. Yeah. Tyler Algier, two touchdowns. Yeah, baby. People want to hear about the Tyler Algeria Bijon Robinson situation. Bejon had 10 carries. Algier had 15. Bejohn was 10 for 56. He had six targets, six for 27 and a touchdown. That would be five more targets than Drake London had. That would be 35% of the total targets.

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Yeah, I mean, the number, the total number is good. Six targets is great. And Robinson was the snap leader for the first three quarters. So that also factors in. So, yeah, both guys are going to be involved, though. People want to know, can I play Tyler Algeria. Yes. Yeah. You can flex him because there's a decent chance he's going to score some touchdowns this year and have opportunities. And Bijan, you know, much like Jemir Gibbs, there's going to be an element of easing them into the NFL game, not putting too much on them at first. and you're going to have some monstrous, monstrous Bijon games. Al Jir's ceiling isn't as high as Bijan. No, no, it's not. But, I mean, there were multiple times, both of the rushing touchdowns that Tyler Al Jir got. They got down near the goal line and they're like, let's use Alger. And that's fine. I'm Mr. Bejohn. Bejohn had a great game. He's going to continue to. And both of these players will be absolutely fine to start on a weekly basis. Obviously, Bejon will have the better season-long performance. But I think Al Jir,

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might be the better value for where you ended up drafting these. And, you know, if I had to make one, you know, overreaction that you're going to stick with, I think Atlanta wins this division. I think they're going to be a really good team. And they're going to just run the ball all day. Ask me how much Kyle Pitts I have. How much Kyle Pitts? None. Ask me about Drake London. Go. Do it. You got any Drake London over there? None. Okay. Yeah. They threw it 18 times. They won by two touchdowns. If Mr. Mustache, Arthur Smith, could do this every week. I've got to play it. I mean, his comments tell you everything you need to know. This is how you want to win the game, Atlanta. Have you watched Desmond Ritter? I would want to throw it less than 18 times. Now, the next couple weeks, though, they play Green Bay. Green Bay looked good, so that might not be as easy a matchup where you can be up to scores and not throw the ball. Then they play against Detroit.

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whose offense is great. They just beat the Chiefs. They might have to throw the ball a little bit more. Then they play against Jacksonville and the Jaguars who, you know, if you're not up 14 points, you would think maybe you have to throw the ball more. But I want to caution you on that because Arthur would say, no, I don't. Watch me. Watch me. We're down two scores. I don't and I won't. To hand that ball off. Yeah, his quote exactly was, let the fantasy guys worry about that. Speaking of Drake London's production, we've got things to clean up. We don't care. Drake London doesn't care. All we care about is want to know.

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And the truth is that's true. Yeah, that's true. I think the Drake London doesn't care part is untrue. No, I mean, I'm going to give him the credit. I think he's given Drake London credit to say he doesn't care. 100%. They want the W. Mike cares. No, I definitely, I'm saying when Drake London is eventually going for a contract extension, he's going to care what his production looks like. Yeah, maybe in some minor way thinking long ahead to that day. But I think he's pretty happy about yesterday. Tony Pollard, 14 for 70 and two touchdowns. He is going to be so good. Travis ETN, 18 for 77 in a touchdown. Five targets, five catches, 27 yards through the air, 80% of snaps, 15.6% target share. That is a career high for Travis ETN. Kansas City next week, fire him up. Travis ETN looked great. You did have the situation where.

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You had the tank in for some goal line action. He got a touchdown himself. But this is Travis Etienne's backfield for a while where he's going to dominate in the running and passing game. Kyron Williams, 15 for 52, two touchdowns looked way better than Cam Acres. Yeah. Just between the tackles, he was getting extra yards. Cam Makers, I don't know how we can get all the way back to where we were in the middle of last year with the comments that McVe. has made, but he's a liar. We know that. Yeah. This is a good friend of the show. John Daigle had a tweet that really points out when I said, I was worried about Cameron. And you say, well, you know, Cameron, by the end of the game, looks like he was even. And this is why you can capitalize and sell Ron. But Kyron Williams outtouched Camakers 14 to 11 until the Rams took a 24 to 13 lead.

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And then Acres recorded 11 touches to Kyron's one over the last nine minutes of the fourth quarter. But Williams ran 30% of routes, or 30 routes, 73% to Acres 4. So the valuable, you know, guy that was getting important touches when the game mattered was Kyron Williams. The guy that was running routes was Kyron Williams. But next week, San Francisco. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah. Sell Ron now. Brian Robinson and Roshan Johnson. Brian Robinson, I want to mention this. If you looked at Antonio Gibson, who we'll talk about later, Brian Robinson more than doubled his routes run record as an NFL player. And we should remember the fact that you have a brand new offensive coordinator and Eric B. Enemy there. So you want to start to pick up trends of new coordinators. He's 19 for 59 on the ground.

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He only caught one pass, but it was a touchdown. And then, like I said, Gibson was mostly a ghost. Gibson did what Gibson can not do. Gibson has a fumbling issue over the last several years. He's been benched for it. And he fumbled in that game. He still played after the fumble, but that is sparsely. Yeah. It's not great. And then Roshan Johnson ended up with the goal line touchdown. He also had seven targets. You need to pay attention to Roshan Johnson. Absolutely pay attention. I'm still on Team Khalil Herbert. The Roshan Johnson production was garbage time. This was when the game was out of hand. It was the fourth quarter. Khalil and Foreman played in front of Roshan Johnson, but he looked good on his opportunity. So this is what you want is can he show that tape to the coach and say, no, I need to play earlier.

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Yeah, you did see some Deonti Foreman on the field earlier as well. And that situation, if that offense is not good, there's going to be some disappointment. DJ Moore, Justin Fields, all those guys. Wide receivers, Tyree Kill, had the highest week one fantasy points since 2009. Or sorry, 2019 Sammy Watkins. Oh, yeah. We still got the drop someplace hidden away. With the lizard king? Yeah, we've got. Oh, we do. Tyreek was cold-blooded, man. He is unstoppable. 15 targets, 11 for 2.15. Five, too few. Over, yeah, over 30% of the targets, which is what we've seen him do. I mean, Tyree Kill will be dominant. Week in and week out. 3,655 receiving yards. That's the pace. Hey, Brandon Ayyuk. 8 for 8 for 129 and 2.

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I don't know. Is that a perfect game? I mean, that's a perfect game. He had a perfect game. He had some catches. His second touchdown was really a great throw, but also just great body positioning to be able to catch the ball. He laid down the law on a block that was Christian McCaffrey's huge run. You watch that run again. Just watch number 11 out there laying someone out. He had a great game. Looks awesome. He's obviously going to succeed in this offense. Man, I mean, maybe is there enough to go around for the San Francisco 49ers? My worry has been like with Christian McCaffrey and Debo and Iuke and Kittle. It's like there's not enough volume to go around, but they sure seem to make it work against a good defense. You had big weeks from Calvin Ridley. Yeah. 11 targets, 8 for 101. Christian Kirk was poof, not a part of the offense. The most routes run by this offense was actually Zay Jones. Yeah. Christian Kirk, the preseason.

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told the truth, at least through week one, that despite the bag of money that he's getting, he's the slot wide receiver and will not be on the field for two wide outsets. 69% of dropbacks, Christian Kirk ran a route. That's not nice. No. Michael Pittman. Pity City. Oh, baby. Where's that drop? Build this city. And I need back on. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, let's fix that. Let's fix that. Yeah. It's just me. That's okay. Now, I never asked to come off. That's the problem here. I've been in on pity. And Andy was like, get me off this graphic. And we went all the way to Mike. I feel like I have been unfairly taken out of the graphic. Andy said, remove me from the graphic. And you remained silent. I said I like Pittman. Put me back on the graphic. To be fair. The new graphic is Mike and me. No Andy. I don't want to go down with the city. But I did say he was a great drop value. Yeah. And I was jealous that you picked him up in because I believe in Anthony Richardson.

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Yeah, he looked good. He got the targets that you want to see 11 targets. Got a huge long touchdown. Yeah, I mean, it was nice to see him not just getting dinks and dunks. So if he's the clear number one for this offense and he's getting used down the field, he's a talented player. So I think you just continue to fire him up. All right. You had what I would guess is an outlier week from Kendrick Bourne, six for 64 and two touchdowns. Jacoby Myers, nine for 81 and two touchdowns. Romeo Dobbs, just four for 26, but scored two touchdowns. He was in. Are you trading him? Are you trading him with Christian Watson eventually coming back? Are you going to see if? I'm open to trading him, but I'm also very open to let's find out because it was only five targets. I mean, four for 26 isn't great, but what if he?

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is in the reports of the off season where Jordan Love likes to throw the ball to Romeo Dobbs. And Dobbs was still limited on snaps because of the hamstring injury. I'm open to trading him, but I think with Romeo, I'd rather just, I'd rather hold on and see what happens next week against Atlanta. Are you moving to Kobe Myers? Are you seeing one to be a recommended waiver pickup? Oh, really? I would be targeting. Oh, I meant, I mean, I interpreted that more as like moving up in your ranks. Like, I am moving my opinion on Jacoby Myers. No, if I, I would, I believe Jacobi Myers will be heavily involved. Now, if he goes in the Kakasha protocol, he might not be there this week. I'm not going to invest in him. Really? The way that the targets, I mean, he was just looked to. No, I agree. I'm not taking anything away from him as a player in performance, but Denver's defense is pretty formidable.

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You know, I was, I think this was a product of really some of that pass rush, getting the ball out quickly. And I'm not, I don't think 9 for 81 is going to translate with a concussion into Buffalo. So I, this is one of those guys I'm going to pass on. Yeah, I mean, we'll talk about him tomorrow about whether or not we go in on him. I would not pick him up to play him this week because I don't know that he'll be available. All right. Pooka Nakua. Oh, yes, baby. And Tutu Outwell. Pooka Nakua was 15 targets, 10 for 119, Tutu Atwell was 6 for 119, and Van Jefferson just ain't it. No. 15 targets over 100 yards in your first game as an NFL player means you belong here? It was a sensational opening day. I loved his... Just missed the touchdown down the sideline, too. I loved his film. This is a guy. When you like a guy and you think, man, I'm, you know...

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I wanted him to get drafted higher than he did, but he's got the opportunity, and then he dominates and you liked him. I'm fully in on Puka being legit and real. Okay, we'll see what that translates to on the waiver show tomorrow. Chris Olavé, big game, Mike Evans, and then Zay Flowers. Zay, Zay, Zay, baby. 10 targets, 9 for 78. 48% target share. First game. He's the dude. Wide receiver 19 on the week? Now, it will, that will not hold once Mark Andrews comes back, because Mark Andrews, I believe, still remains the number one target for Lamar Jackson, but this was exactly what we wanted to see. He looks fantastic on the field. He is twitchy. He is fast. He is undersized, but he has. He does look small, but he got it done. He has the traits that we want, and those traits turned into being the number one wide receiver.

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Beckham, I think, only had a handful of catches. Bateman was the third man up. Like, Zay Flowers was the dude. And they called his number. You know, it was sometimes they would, they would, when they needed yards, it looked like they went to him in the screen game because they're like, we want to go to this jitterbug. The fact that they used him in important situations, I'm really bullish on his outlook. Hunter Henry, nice game. He's, he's going to be a viable start. Yeah, he's good. And then Hayden Hurst scored for the Panthers. The Panthers have, they don't have anything at the wide receiver position. Well, they've got one guy. Did you play me, Andy? Did you? For old times. Was I in your lineup? Sake. Please tell me. Please tell me you. I did. I did. You're welcome. Two catches, 12 yards. I did my best.

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I told Jason this morning, I'm going to be flexing Logan Thomas over him. That makes me sad. Yeah, well, just go to the retirement home. Honestly, Bryce Young, terrible. Bryce Young looked like a rookie. So did Stroud. Yeah, yeah, both did. So not, not good. Is this the, hey, Kyle, is this the Titan? Top 10. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Hunter Henry's number one. Hayden Hearst is number two. Donald Parham. No, no, no. Gerald Everett. No, no, no. Donald Parham. Gerald Everett starting tight in for the Chargers. Nope. He's not in the top 10. Blake Bell, Harrison, Brian. The process was correct. No, it wasn't because I told you Donald Parham was going to do that. So the top five are Hunter Henry, Hayden, Hurst, Donald Parham, and Blake Bell. Harrison, Brian is next. I can't believe you left him off the list. I apologize. When you have a superstar like that, you.

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Should mention him. Wow. This is the top 10 of yesterday or the whole week? I think that's the weekend. That's the week. Where was Mr. Leporta? Below Musgrave? Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, it was tight ends didn't show up this week, guys, in case you were curious. Wow. We have one more game for them to do it, but they will not. Dalton Kincaid could be the number one tight end in his first week. Poopped in his big boy pants. Shall we? Shalantwee. You know what? I don't really appreciate the back wall graphic for me. This is not me with a big muscle. No, yeah. And first of all, my hair line. Well, that's you before the show. Before you, you do all the makeup and stuff. And you put in your false tooth and the toupee. I want to everybody to see this. I've got hair. Man, it's a nice too. The crew is surprising us today. Honestly, what's amazing with that picture of me is it looks a lot better than these stat lines from Joe Burrow.

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Lamar Jackson, Justin Fields. This was bad. I don't know if you guys put this together, but I believe basically every quarterback who got paid was off. I mean, I think Herbert had an okay game, but Burrow, Lamar, Hertz, Gino. I mean, the guys who got the bag. Taking week one off, huh? Yeah, they did. Let me ask you about an observation I made in the Philly game. and whether you believe it to be maybe just getting the jitters out of the way or what did you notice jalen hurts and the way he was going down no so jalen hurts going down early before context very very early i did know in his you did yeah very very early in the scrambles and i couldn't help but think that investment that they made on jalen hurts obviously you want to use his strengths but to me he was going down

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extremely early in his scrambles, not fighting for yards, not trying to break a big play, just kind of conceding the tackle, which I'm not saying that that's dumb. But it could hurt the production in the running game. People were asking, like, where was the rushing quarterbacks this week? I mean, Jalen Hertz, Lamar Jackson was six for 38. He only had 169 yards passing again. And, uh, But, I mean, to be fair to Lamar, that's on 17 completions, where Jalen Hertz had 170 and it took 22 for him to get there. So I still think that there's better days ahead for Lamar. Well, Cincinnati on the road next week. I think Jalen Hertz has probably got a better week coming up for himself against Minnesota. Justin Fields, honestly, this was a game that made me wonder if he's going to be it. Yeah. This is his 28th start as a professional quarterback.

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You traded your first pick overall. Don't forget this. I mean, like, it wasn't just for DJ Moore, but it was, DJ Moore was part of the package. And DJ Moore was irrelevant. Like I said, 37 pass attempts. Three of 37 went over 10 yards. Those aren't even pass attempts. Those should be called shuffle pass attempts. It's an embarrassment from a game plan perspective. It was very interesting. I mean, this was not good. And then they go to Tampa who won. this past week. I'm not that, is this a concern? How concerned were you with Justin Fields? So the fact that he had nine for 59 on the ground, that still gives you hope and optimism. It felt like a regression though. This was not the Justin Fields evolution that you would hope to see, hoping they look at the film and go, how are we getting DJ Moore just two targets? Like that's, that is an embarrassment.

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We need to over-correct. Like, DJ Moore should see 10 targets next week. Justin Fields, if you remember the final three games of last year, 152 passing yards, 119 passing yards, 75 passing yards. Mm-hmm. You're not going to get, you can't predict a long of, you know, 60-yard touchdown run, 67-yard touchdown run, 61-yard touchdown run. You can't get that every week. No. take the mature, you know, the step forward like Jalen Hurts did, is going to be a bad pick. Yeah, he has to improve in the passing game. If that doesn't happen, then he could still be good for fantasy. We saw that last year. The one thing that gives me comfort is another thing we saw last year was the Bears and the Bears' offense and Joseph Fields were putrid to start the year. And they self-evaluated. They made.

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wholesale changes to what was working and what wasn't working. And then obviously he went nuclear for the second half of last year. So I still think they're figuring out this new offense. They went from a team. They almost overcorrected in the sense that last year. He never threw it short. He never dinked and dunked a game at all. Everything was chuck a deep or run. And so now it's like, well, we've got to correct that. And they've overcorrected. I think they will balance out. I just hope it happens quickly. 11th straight loss. for the Bears. Dak Prescott 13 for 24 didn't need to play offense. This could be a problem. If that defense, if that defense is as good, I mean, and it wasn't just the Giants, you know, self imploding and making so many horrific mistakes upon, you know, they added to the cause. But if Dallas's defense is supreme and they could be, they certainly looked at week one.

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