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Week 18 Matchups + Jason's Hairy Shimmy Shame! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/3

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Week 18 Matchups + Jason's Hairy Shimmy Shame! | Fantasy Football 2025 - Ep. 1709

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Episode notes

The regular season ends with a backup-quarterback neck contest, a reminder that Jason loved Breece Hall like a child, and Jason's Wheel of Shame hair costume that makes his shimmy worse.

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But you can throw the ball. And now you match up, ironically, without David Montgomery, the passing work for Goff and Gibbs and Amon Ra and Laporta. It lines up well. So, I mean, this is why the over-under is so high. Because you just don't see the way that these offenses match up against these defenses. They're going to score. They're just going to keep doing it. Game one between these two was week seven. And that was the 29-31. Detroit pulled off the – I think they got it late, too. 31-29 on a 44-yard Jake Bates field goal with 15 seconds left.

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Yep, there it was. Right there. Left. And they blitzed Goff a ton in that game. Look, this game doesn't have a lot of fantasy questions. Other than the health of Aaron Jones, which, look, I think he's on the field. We have three starts of the week. Jameson Williams by Mike. Jared Goff and Jordan Addison are my starts of the week in this game. I think you play every player. Gibbs has a DK rushing receiving line of 126.5. Yikes. He has gained 10-plus rushing yards on 16.3% of his attempts. It's why Mike had fear from moment. Playing against Gibbs. Moment one to the end.

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This version of Gibbs in fantasy without David Montgomery is – What if Monty wasn't there just going into next year? Like, where does Gibbs – does he go – does he threaten McCaffrey or somebody for the number one spot? Yeah. I would say so. Like, if you're like, I'm going to draft Gibbs 101. Okay. It seems like it would be fair enough, right? Because his variance would go away. His – the goal lines would be his, the potential loss of – you know, he's such a physical player, too. Like, Monty is – Monty is the Cam Scadaboo of the NFL, as I call him.

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Nice. Have you come around on Cam Scadaboo there, by the way, Falcon? Nah, he's Luca. Yeah. Oh, that's quite the comp. Oh, man. Yeah, one of the best. So, is he going to Dallas? No. Yeah. So – Gibbs only played 52% of the snaps last week because he had the – Oh, yeah. The cut on his face. He missed multiple – even before the cut. Yeah. Jamar Jefferson and Craig Reynolds were in on goal line snaps. Can you imagine? 52% of snaps, the RB2 on the week. Yeah. Any other thoughts fantasy-wise on this game? I mean, other than I want this game.

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Yeah. I'm very sad that this is not on the main slate for our next segment. Sure. But, I mean – Other than that, no. I mean, I'm thrilled it's an island game. The whole world's going to be watching this. Make sure you have just your dinner and your snacks. Have it all planned out. You don't want to be thinking about that while this game is on. No, you don't. Focus. Good advice. Lock in. Oh, look at this button. Fantasy Face-Off. Presented by DraftKings. All righty. Here we go. I managed to take it home last week. 159 to 158. Dominated, Mike, by a point.

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You got me. Dominated. Jason with a pathetic 148. Loser. And so you get this button. Oh, yeah. Wheel of Shame. I'm excited about this. Yeah. The look on Andy's face. I have no idea. Made me really unhappy just now. All right. Spin that wheel. A smuggler juggler? Smuggler juggler. Mall Cop. Jerry Jones. Toilet Cowboy. Hair Problems. Oh, no. Hair Problems. Well, first, let's put this on. Oh, gross. Okay. Is this the hairy chest? You got a little t-shirt you got to put on there. Not that it's much different than if you just took your shirt off. He's putting the shirt on, everyone.

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Yeah, take the hat off, Jason, because you've got to put this on. Okay. All right. Is this the skullet? No, it's a little Costanzi looking. Yeah. There he is. All right. Oh, you can come check out the YouTube. You're looking good. You got a tan now. Very nice. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Yeah. How? The tightness of the shirt is really. This is a good look, Jason. Oh. It's weird because. I hold silver. This is not. This is not where my nipple is. It is now. Okay. Well, let's have a show. Okay. Well, why don't you give us your quarterback for the week, Mr.

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Oh, no. There's more. There's glasses, too. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, thank you. Thank you. So that I can't see. That's right. Maybe they're prescription. I was going to say maybe they'll fit over. I forgot about the glasses. Or like some Elvis glasses. Oh, all right. Yeah. I just took it up a notch, man. Very good luck. I've seen this guy in Vegas. Yeah. You walk around the strip, you see this guy a few times. All right. And now the computer is zooms. My quarterback is. I'm going to go with the start of the week, even if it's three quarters. I think Baker Mayfield is cooking in this game and has three touchdowns, ton of yards.

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I got Baker 7,000. We all got Baker. Laser. Laser out there. All right. Couple running backs, Jay. So this is the grossest lineup I've ever made. I'm going with Blake Corum at 5,600 and Ray Davis at 5,200. I have punted my running backs off of the bridge. Well, I have Blake Corum at 5,600 as a running back with Michael Carter at 4,700. I have Blake Corum and Michael Carter. Okay. So Corum. Wash. Running or wide receivers, Jay. Wide receivers. I have Mike Evans, obviously, is the stack. Do we all have Mike Evans? Yes. Yeah, we do. Okay. I have Brian Thomas Jr. and Malik Neighbors.

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This is like a pure rookie lineup. I have Malik Neighbors as well. And I have Adam Thielen at 6,200. Oh, come on. I have Adam Thielen at 6,200. And then my other wide out is Alec Pierce. I almost put him in there. All right. Tight end. Flex. Defense, Jason. Chica Conquo. Also at tight end. My defense is the Arizona Cardinals at 2,700 against the Pastronaut. And in the flex, I did a last second pivot away from my boy Troy Franklin to Jordan Whittington way down at 3,300. Yes, it did. I have Chica Conquo at 3,800. I went with the most expensive defense on the week.

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I have the Buccaneers, 3,600. And I have Sean Tucker, who I think will salt the game away for just 40,000. I got J.K. Dobbins against the Vegas Raiders at 6,300. And I have the Denver Broncos against Carson Wentz. That's not bad. 3,000. That was Fantasy Forecast presented by DraftKings Sportsbook. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use the code BALLERS. That is the code BALLERS and take advantage of special daily promotions only on DraftKings. The crown is yours. Can we get the solo cam, please? How are you not putting the solo cam on there? This man needs a stogie. This is how you end the season.

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Right here. You end the season. Thank you, everybody. With Jason and this spectacular shirt. Wow. They don't shimmy quite as well when they're shirted. When they're shirted. Good luck this week in Foot Clan. We will see you next week. Goodbye. You're welcome. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. In New York, call 877-8HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY-467-369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boothill Casino and Resort in Kansas, 21 and over, age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. One plus promotion per day. Promotion, sport, eligibility, and requirements vary. Ends December 31st, 2024.

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