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The Wheel of Shame episode opens with Deucers bidet jokes, tracks the end of Mike's Kyler streak and celebrates the League of Record's emotional swings.
moved over and they're like, hey, Sean, talk. You ready for Sirling Shepard random touchdown week again? Sure. I'm going to give it to you here. Okay. Oh, is this the touchdown guarantee? No. Oh, okay. No, it's Sterling Shepherd. That's fine. So I expect Rashad White or Richard White, whichever one is going to play. Dick White. Yes. Yeah. I see how you got there. But my point is I think he's going to play football this week. Um, he's limited today, uh, on the Thursday practice of which. It was the intensity, man. He was just like, this is this joke's going to kill. It's like, I can't say it fast enough. I got to get it out there. Richard, you know another name for Richard? My grandpa goes my dick. Oh. Um, yeah, no, it's, look, I really appreciate.
The effort and the try. I really do. I'm going to stick with Richard. As far as I'm concerned, that killed. Oh, you did? Yeah. I know. I think it was worth it. I was just explaining why it got me so good. I see the falcon back there. I loved it. Oh, the falcons probably still in shambles. Yeah. A joke like that. You were saying some words and stuff. Yeah. So I was saying that limited. with the foot injury on Thursday's practice. That's basically a Wednesday practice. I would have expected them to, you know, have that be off if he was trending towards not playing because there's a Monday night football game. So let's just assume that Richard White is playing. If he is, I will never stop calling. He's got to play his way back to Rashad. DW. Until that he's Richard White. Yeah, DW. Oh, my God. Okay. DW. Well, no, he just sounds like dark winged dark. Yeah, man.
But that Darkwing Duck is awesome. See, isn't there a shoe store? D.W? Yeah, isn't there a DW shoe store? Is there? I'm pretty sure. We're out of control. Okay, Grandpa. DSW. Okay, well, forgive me. We're already off the rails. Shoe foot white. Go on. Yes, shoe foot white. Anyways, if he starts, let's, because I think that is the probable outcome. And you have this three-headed monster. It's a very difficult run defense. People are going to want to know if you could play. Bucky with them all active? Bucky or Rashad. I mean, I mean, I'd play Bucky over Rashad at this juncture. I would too. I think because it's a Monday night game and you might not know if Rashad White is going. If you have Bucky or Rashad or Sean Tucker, I would try to make a start earlier in the week. That's what I would personally try to do against this Baltimore Ravens defense.
All right. Injury updates for you. Devin Singletary is returning. Tyrone Tracy. Brian Dable said he will get significant playing time and has earned it. So both guys out there. If you had to pick one, it would be Tracy for me. This is unfortunate. Dave Canales now saying that Deontay Johnson's rib area tightened up on him. Come on. Probably because he hasn't been practicing. His ribs are not worn in. This dude hates practice. It was a non-contact injury. We don't know. That doesn't sound good. So it says tightened up on him today. Please tell me the quote was from Wednesday. No. The quote was from today? Yeah. Oh, that stinks. Yeah, this just happened. And Todd Downing does not have a brother named Jeff. Jonathan Brooks has been ruled out. Mike Evans was on the side, working on the side with the trainer. He won't practice much this week. He's expected to play. Again, he had comments. We didn't report them in the news. He had his own comments about what he thought that it wasn't a big deal. So we'll see if he's out there.
It's a Monday night game. So do you have worries about that, like having to have a pivot before then? Yeah, it's a problem. And maybe he's in your flex and Otten's your pivot or something. Yeah, I would, I would grab, since there's two Monday night games, I would grab a Monday night player. Michael Wilson. Yes, that was the name. Jonathan Taylor is also out. Yes. All right. Let's do this. Fantasy face off, presented by Draft Kings. Okay, dokey. Well, I thought I'd avoid this all year. Was that kind of naive? Yeah. Okay. Wheel of Shame. Now, Jason's talking this big game because he's the champion in the last two weeks. He has won by two points and one point. That's right. That's all it takes. All right. Spin the stupid wheel. Spin the wheel. All right. The wheel of shame is spinning. We got Starman. Where is he? What about? Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys. Oh, was this? Uh,
I always want to say it's sloth. Yeah, sloth. I was going to say chunk, but that's not, no, it's a sloth. It is. It's a sloth mask. It's a sloth mask. Baby Ruth. I can see and say nothing. You should have one eye hole. You got a right down further. Wait, there you go. Oh, there it is. One eye hole. And a little mouth hole there. Yeah, I can hear you. Great. Oh, you look good. You got to say, hey you guys. There you go. Shout out to the Goonies. It smells terrible in here. All right, we're jumping into our lineup. Smells terrible. You're going to need to speak up. I wore it earlier. As underpants. Quarterback. Yeah? Quarterback, continue. You're just. Oh, all right. I'll jump in. I'm going my start of the week. I'm taking Gino Smith. Well, I'm going your start of the week, Gino Smith. Oh, we're right. What's the cost on him?
What's that? The cost is 5,800. Say what's that? Yeah. That's because I'm in a dumb ass. Jaden Daniels, 7600. Wow. I am live with Jaden. Okay. And up. Number one, most expensive quarterback of the week. At running back, I'm going to stick with Chuba Hubbard in that game against Washington at 6,500. And then Tony Pollard, hopefully the only bright spot. for the Titans against Buffalo 6,300. Yeah, Tony Pollard at 6,300 is also in my cash lineups. But I paid up for Kyron Williams against the Raiders. Oh, boy. Give me more of them touchdowns, I love. So you got Pollard is the other? I've got Pollard and Kyran. I have Kyran at 8100 and I have Alexander Madison in the game against the Rams defense. Let's go, Alexander Madison. Wide receiver.
D.K. Metcalf is my stack of choice with Gino Smith. Then I have the surging Drake London in that game against Seattle. I hope for some correlation. What is his cost? He is a very nice 6,900. Oh, that's a great price. James taking on Minnesota. He is 6,000. Okay. I have D.K. Metcalfe stacked with Gino as well, so we cancel each other out there. I went with a different very nice 6,900 player in... Devante Smith. All right. So hopefully, you know, Tibido is on IR, so their defense is a little worse for the Giants. And then I've got currently in my lineup, Deontay Johnson, at 6600, my start of the week. I think he's great. I will play him if he's active. My pivot, should he be inactive, will be Tank Dell. Okay. He's $100 difference. I have this little known wide receiver.
Justin Jefferson in my lineup. Okay. 8,500. Jayden Daniels and Justin Jefferson. It's Detroit. I've got Drake London as well at 6,900. And I have a really just incredible 3,000. So we got to save some cash. Jalen Coker. Jalen Coker in the lineup. All right. All right. Can I tell you guys like, I made a mistake. Because I love Devante Smith and, you know, I was targeting the banged up New York Giants, which now apparently they're not as banged up. But 6,900. Yeah, there's a pricing issue. And 6,900 for Drake London feels like I should have been on the Drake London side. Yeah, yeah. It feels like that. I'm glad to be on this side. And then my final three, Kyle Pitts in that game as well. He's 4,500. The price was just, you know, I'm doubled up on Falcons here, but whatever.
My defense is, it's the Rams against the Raiders at 3,000. And my flex is currently Juju Smith Schuster at 4,000. Obviously have to watch his. Do you know your pivot? It's probably Noah Brown. Okay. Who's also 4,000. I also have Juju Smith Schuster at 4,000. My pivot would be David Nogu at 4,100. I've got Jatavian Sanders. Oh, a tight end, went low at 2,900. He's actually been. Looking at me with Jalen Coker? Yeah, he's been, well, this is my tight end. But against Washington, the matchup is there. He's been on the field, been getting receptions. Andy having only one actual visible eye, but I can see it moving around in there is very disturbing. It's off. It's off pudding. Yeah. And then I've got the brown.
And then I've got the Browns. They're playing against Cincinnati, good defense, but they usually give them troubles. They're at home, $2,500. Yeah. I don't have you, David Santer. I've got David Najoku. Yeah. At 4,100, I've got the Giants defense bare bones, $2,500 against the Philadelphia Eagles. That's scary. And then I have Adonai Mitchell in my flex spot at 3,700. That's a fun boom bust play for cash. You know what's not as fun is that mask? This mask. Why don't one of you guys? Yeah, I got it. That was fantasy forecast presented by Draft King Sportsbook. New Draft King's customers bet. Five bucks to get $2 in bonus bets. Oh, they're going to get $200. Yeah. Yeah. 200 in bonus bets. Instantly download the sportsbook and use code ballers only at Draft King Sportsbook. The crown is yours. That is it for today's show.
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