Footballers AMA + Worst Picks Ever, Big Gulps - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/9

here yeah this my right arm was done while we were in this studio so you could watch it over six seven years get pieced together it's been a long time so you're going to be able to see my entire face get tatted over the next ten you're not done no but this is a big break it's it's the classic oh i'm gonna get more ink when i get in shape oh is that a that's a big thing and i've been working on that for about six years well what's your favorite tattoo my favorite tattoo is my my uh space shuttle show

the rocket ship i don't know zoom in john of course i have sleeves on boys yeah the one day yeah that that one's nice that one's my favorite uh cat dad says tell us one thing that has to be on your super bowl plate so you're watching the game what what do you have to have so it's it's cliche it's boring but it's also absolutely necessary and it's the best it's pizza like i when i think of football and i want food it's it's pizza and wings that is pizza would have been my answer the uh the the world famous uh fancy hitman dip which is a sausage dip and it is very delicious it is

rotel so it's uh yeah a half one serving size is a half a pound of sausage i use we use a sweet italian sausage one can of rotel we go mild because everyone else in my house is a baby and then one block of philly cream cheese and i don't think mike knows what one serving means i'm saying like you're saying for the whole party i'm saying portion sorry serving is the wrong portion is the wrong word portion is also but like what am i you're saying for one dish one amount yeah for everybody one one yeah one pot okay maybe for him it is a portion well i mean it is very good

it's not a ton it's it's not i'm just saying like that's the ratio of block of cream cheese yeah sausage and pound of sausage i like putting it down if you go a full pound it'll be some people will like it too meaty too meaty for me uh we'll take a quick break and get into some more questions youtube question comes in from uh mr ld when they make the movie fantasy footballers a podcast that changed the world who will play you all and would it be a musical or on the lifetime network oh we have to choose between those two i think between those two you gotta go musical

do do not put us on lifetime i can't i can't with those movies i can't believe they made that like taylor swift kelsey movie well they made that other oh it wasn't lifetime but there was the the hernandez movie where they had the fake gronk that's the one i was thinking of too or no yeah that was a separate movie yes and what what are they doing um so cash and checks is what we haven't had to answer this question in a while yeah the issue you're baby goose you're ryan gosling that's who i we normally go with yeah unless nate bar gets he's acting oh there you go

uh i don't care look like him or not i demand it would be chris pratt i demand it uh he can be overweight that's great um he can get in shape he's funny so i like him that's that's you just you're just choosing him i'm just choosing him it's either him or jack black and i would much rather have chris pratt jack black it is mike do we have a i'm googling actors with big heads oh yeah you got a lot of egos in that search result danny devito's got a big head oh devito we've already been danny one of us is

danny devito and it's not me we've already said that that was oh the champ yeah um this list says conan o'brien mark ruffalo oh big heads ethan hawk john travolta matt leblanc maybe some people out there i don't know the actor that you look like yeah maybe maybe they can share with when i was a a teen i got comped at least a couple times to jt from the hit series step by step okay yeah i i remember it's like how about nick offerman but i'm just trying to think beard well he wouldn't yeah i mean he would at least not talk on an elevator too yeah we got some similarities i

decided to ask chat gbt who mike wright of the fantasy footballers looks like chat gbt knows who i am and here is the answer that i received this is great oh yes mike wright of the fantasy footballers has often been compared danny devito to chris pratt oh come on no dang god you tell him you got the wrong name there because that's not true jason change your answer immediately that's not true i i uploaded a picture of the three of you guys and i got person on the left being mike wright would be played by chris hemsworth oh baby can i have chris pratt back now you're fine with that right

that's fine person in the middle being annie holloway would be played by ryan goslin oh jason person on the right being jason would be played by jonah hill all right hey i'll take it yes that's not bad jonah hill has slimmed down and he's very funny um but one of us got crimson crim chris hemsworth i i actually just asked the same question for jason they gave me jason siegel i'd take maybe they were just looking for a shared first name oh yeah sure i'll take jason siegel he's super funny better than steven siegel what it's an ama show we can do anything here i'm just trying to see barely barely putting it together

i know it's the same last name but they're basically father son dude steven siegel has some amazing stories out there if you haven't looked into them youtube question zero tolerance 73 under siege that would be a good name for the spitballers episode that comes out on monday if you yeah make sure you look that up people who's y'all's favorite marvel character this question from youtube for me it is wolverine for me it's iron man he started it off he's the leader he's the best and it's really hard not to be wolverine but it's still spider-man for me when you say started it off you clearly mean the movies

the yeah the the the you the movie universe you know that went crazy um were you not a marvel guy before the universe not really movie universe no i don't i don't think i was i mean honestly before before iron man came out like when i think about superhero movies it was like you had the batmans you had well we had superman we had cartoons like we had the x-men cartoon x-men cartoons is where i love wolverine that's why i was a wolverine fan uh youtube question from uh the lame raccoon as native phoenicians which one of the footballers drives the fastest oh that's me for sure i mean like

is jason yeah i would say that the scale goes mike me jason hundred percent mike is a very slow driver cautious or he's just he's just chill you're a very patient okay that's a that's a kinder word i drive five to seven over yeah what a slow poke i should be in jail yeah i mean i don't yeah are you still yeah i haven't had a ticket in oh many years he'll never catch me here we go it's been a long time since i got a ticket um i think the last time i was pulled over was criminal speeding though so but that was

that was 15 years ago yeah now i just go faster they don't see me uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh um yeah it's jason it's jason all right uh this question let's go youtube question from peter what is everyone's favorite hobby outside of fantasy football pickleball that's your favorite hobby i think it's what i enjoy the most outside of it yeah i would have answered um cooking for you but that would be up there too i mean i don't have many hobbies it's like fantasy i always hate this question because i feel like i'm a loser when they ask me this question why well because i don't have good answers my answers are like i just

i'm like a dad like a dad's my hobby see yeah but you love pickleball too i do but uh like favorite hobby i guess just means the thing you know so your favorite hobby is probably video games because that's what you i play video games and pickleball i guess yeah yeah the the most enjoyment is is pickleball but you can't always do that i mean you have to have time and people together uh but music and so guitar playing and and video games uh x question here from funk zero fan if you could pick up the studio and your families and move to any other san diego u.s town strong on someone else's dime

which city would you pick san diego that would be mine perfect weather year round i love san diego uh nah where would you go uh probably tahoe hawaii oh okay state which city are you going to um i will go to the island of maui okay and i don't know the coast of kanapali oh that's a good pull yeah uh it's that's probably where i would take us to yeah i bet you'd be fine with either place so oh i'll take san diego yeah absolutely it's not a bad question i don't think i would want to live in hawaii i want to go to hawaii but why would you want to live like other than the weather like

the weather in san diego is great but the driving is not great driving it's not like la it's not at all not good it's it's the same as phoenix it's not like driving here is great driving here has gotten ridiculous you you always thought you grew up and you you would go and your summers were santa monica yes correct but you're saying san diego yes santa monica is great but the problem is you have to live in la area and the driving there is worse than anything that exists like whatever bad things are out there the worst of the list is driving in los angeles nothing like that in san diego okay all right

um do we have time for more of these questions or should we move on here al do you do you know if we should hit some more let's do two more all right uh ryan writes in ryan level from twitter says my wife and i just had twins congratulations a boy and a girl our first our first children that's how i did it boy and girl twins for our first jason what tips do you have for another twin dad you came to the right place look if you've got twins you do everything so you're changing diapers you're doing bottle feedings you're up at night and it's going to make you such a better more capable father and person so

congratulations you don't know any better lose sleep and then if you have a third you know like these two guys like third is is hard you and you yeah but but i'm saying you guys we didn't have twins the third you never went through two at once right so it's like a third was just adding one more to parenting this was like oh one baby there's nothing so it's a breeze uh ron writes in what is your favorite part of the off season real life included such as more family time we all know jason loves those birthday parties though oh gosh i it's one of my favorite things you're still going to the same amount of birthday parties as you used to

probably no no thankfully the kids have gotten older and it's like the birthday i don't go to the they're like teenagers birthday parties anymore you know it's like my dad came to the movie no you just go and hang out and it's delightful uh a part of the off season i really really like is like you get two days off right back to back and it like love the job not it's not complaining but when you when you're like at week 15 and it's like it's a six day work week essentially with including a bunch of nights like okay i'm i'm ready to have two days in a row off it's it's nice we record our shows in the afternoon

before the day they come out in the off season yeah so i really enjoy a slightly longer morning we're not rushing in to record yeah my favorite part my enjoyment of the off season is two things one i really love scouting and getting to know the rookies from a work standpoint it's that from a non-work standpoint it's it's get getting out of dodge is going on a vacation like i love just whatever it is the cruise going somewhere i like traveling steven seagal really swoosh all right well the playoffs are coming up uh which means we are going to continue our fantasy faceoff

fantasy faceoff presented by draft kings well we've got a bunch of wild card weekend games coming up and andy was last week's loser of fantasy faceoff but he but this is a different version there's a different version so he thinks he's getting away with it but he's not you you got guys bring that wheel up baby oh oh andy go ahead this is a surprise to even me yeah spin the wheel buddy oh please be just slime dropping all over him oh yeah look up man mtv cringe league of record lose oh banana rama oh

banana rama oh so first is the banana face there you go you put that in that looks great and will levis what was he famous for might eating mayonnaise oh that's disgusting what do you got there andy oh you got a jar of mayonnaise and a spoon feeling really batman in this thing uh real fat man imagine mike trying to wear that so i don't know man i feel like if you're gonna go the whole way maybe you uh that's up to you try that mayo i won't make you but how big does this spoonful have to be it doesn't have to be big you just go a little bit ski

oh he's going he's going hard that's a big spoon go to youtube immediately oh he's taking a big spoon of yeah did you switch it yeah we switched i thought you might have oh well kind of well kind of wait it's about 40 percent vanilla pudding 60 percent mayonnaise i was told it was going to be switched i was told this was here's what's great about what you just did andy if you didn't do that i was going to say then i will do it and i was going to go take a very confident bite knowing that it was vanilla

pudding yes so you're telling me i think we're we're working our way through this one okay so he hasn't thrown up yet um okay that was a confusing flavor you kind of liked it hey i'm proud of you the first taste was but this isn't mayonnaise that was a so it was a vanilla tone right but then there was the sour and the vanilla then the the the mayonnaise came through yeah really you guys couldn't figure out how to get it up to a hondo yeah um also was that your gag on the gag was you did well we wanted

if jason took it we wanted him to be surprised as well oh i was the winner i won last week you're fired um also real quick before we move on and mike mentioned it but dude you didn't have like that i am so proud of you you took a heaping spoonful and put that mayo in your mouth here's the honest truth i'm a pretty big mayo fan he's like i do this all the time i just felt like i'd be okay can't threaten me with a good time since i like mayo i i'm with it too i love mayonnaise but where this

was a surprise where my stomach is at right now there's no way i could take a bite of that without yeah i'm feeling different i'm feeling different things right now i just can't believe how much you put on the spoon i didn't want to be get like a little taste and put it in i wanted you to know i'd be fine on survivor all right oh hey all right you know survivors there's a lot of mayonnaise drops in survivor look sometimes you got to eat things you don't want to eat okay all right so and i'm feeling it now what a stud absolute unit why don't you explain what we're doing for the playoffs here

all right so i wear this banana head yeah so we are going to through the playoffs be uh playing draft kings pick six now pick six is is a super fun game there's all the stats from all the players that you're used to and you're basically going to pick more or less on these player projections you know someone's got more or less than half an interception or this amount of yardage or whatever um you you make two or more picks from the same group of the same group of games the same slate and uh then you get paid out if you hit so we are all bringing and things are turning on andy right now

it's just barking oh man get through the andy's getting got on these episodes lately um yeah i feel real good so i'll kick it off with with my uh pick six combo my two of our uh of our six of our six so we each made our own little uh entry here and i am taking zach urtz more than 39 and a half receiving yards that's a good amount uh it's a good amount but he's hit it a lot if especially if you take out the injury game in that first game back from the concussion he's basically usually over this and i believe

tampa bay buccaneers have given up the second most yardage to tight end so i i really like that pick and i am going with jordan love less than 227 and a half passing yards because he hasn't looked good he hasn't hit this number but like once in the last two months or something beat up he's beat up he's injured and he's got a tough matchup and no christian watson yeah now we we put these together independently we didn't know what the other person was going to pick i in all of the the things on did the sunday slate that was the one that i loved too which is the jordan love less than 227 and a half

and my i'm going to combo that with bucky funny enough we were talking about him at the top bucky more than 86 and a half rushing yards which he has done in three of the the previous four games is the washington matchup there uh my combination are two sides of the same game the super bowl bound los angeles chargers i'm taking oh i can can i can i guess real quick go ahead because i actually made huge i made another huge line i made another one of these just on my own just to play and it was fun and it was in the same game and it was herbert more and it was stroud less uh you're wrong oh this is