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130 passagesBut if you could actually take one snap, in the Super Bowl, would you take it knowing you are risking permanent damage to your body if one of those 300 pound man who just decides, well, look at this dude. I'm going to blow him up.
Yeah, I would definitely do it. You would do it? The question is... Can you be the kick? You have to be the kick returner and you have to take it out of the end zone. Oh, no. I would take it out of the end zone to the one and kneel. A one yard kneel. He takes it out. And then I would fly full, you know, like airplane style. Like I just did it. Oh, like celebrate like Jamal Williams when he scores for the first time after you're being shut out. If you actually caught the ball.
Like you caught an actual NFL kickup. That would be step one. Then you're, no, then I would completely allow Jason to have his airplane situation because I give you a 2% chance that you can catch that ball. 2%? I can get it done. We got to find an NFL punter. Go out film, film, you know, me catching some of these punts. I can, I can catch it. It's a kickoff. Not that you could catch a punt, but I mean. Either way. They realize they take like professional football players in practice and they're like, okay.
If you catch this dude's punt, practice is done. That's true. They do that with line men. Right. But those guys are professional football players. I'm a professional football analyst. They've been catching footballs their whole life, just in practice. I play catch with my boys almost every day, Mike. Does the, you're six-year-old giving me that heater. He's got the heat. Oh, he gives me the laser is what we call it in the hall. Is that what he calls it? He goes, can I do a laser?
Like, you know you can. He's like, let me put my gloves on first. Oh, is he Teddy B style? No, no, no. He doesn't like, he doesn't wear the gloves because of throwing. No, I'm saying Jason needs them for the, to catch. Oh, yes. Oh, I would have so much stick them if we go out there to film. What a catch by Golden Tate last night. Oh, my goodness. The one-hander? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just thought of that when you said stick them. All right. We want to thank our studio sponsor, Pristine auction. A signed Derek Henry jersey yesterday.
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