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Mock Draft Show! + High Risk Picks | Fantasy Football 2025 - Ep. 1753

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Three-wide mock draft with staff drafters, the return of the B. Scaronic bit, and Papa Josh's bidet-prewash controversy.

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uh wide receiver two okay that makes some sense you're looking for some upside and opportunity it was funny they were showing uh the texans camp interviews it's like uh they're talking to the different guys they've been talking about stroud do they worry about the injury and whose face just pops up on the screen it's christian kirk just christian kirk talking it up like there was that moment of like he'll be the slot guy like if we had a segment on the show of like dudes that'll do stuff but you'll probably forget are going to do stuff like if that show existed that episode christian kirk's going to be sitting there it's like when you when they when they give you the the poster of it's like here's actors that you definitely recognize but you have no idea what their name is it is it is and uh good pick jay that was going to be my next pick if i if i could someone take him or the debo samuel debo samuel in the 11th round he was definitely sticking out like a sore thumb as an upside play this late in the draft so good pick christ

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Senator Tillman goes at the 1201. Mark Andrews hangs on, finds his way into our draft, goes at the 1202, the last pick for Brooks. Mark Andrews, the last tight end drafted in this draft. Oh, how the mighty have fallen after getting his highest touchdowns of his career last year. I want somebody to build the ultimate touchdown regression roster. Like Terry McLaurin, James Cook. Mark Andrews. All overperformers from last year. All touchdown over performers. Looks amazing and see what happens. It won't be good. Mike, you have a last pick here. Sure. And this is because of when we're drafting, we don't have all the information. The, uh, you look, Cohen did just give a heaping amount of praise to Travis ETN, which I, I don't know if I buy it, but he did do that a couple years back with, uh, Rashad White.

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and then Rashad White was the dude who was everything and it was disgusting and inefficient. So I was like, does he just do that with Travis Etyn? But I bring that up because I'll take the shot at that Bayshall Tootin, the rookie. I'm not nearly as bullish as Twitter is that Tutin's just, he's just taken over. I don't know if that's going to happen. No, I don't think that's going to happen. I would have taken Tank Biggsby. I was going to say Tank Biggs. You could put all three in any order you want. But here's what I know that Tank Biggsby will not take over.

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catching the ball. Right. And the Cohen system is utilized checking it down to the wider to the running back position. And I know that won't be. Tank Biggsby literally thinks he is playing volleyball when he's in the past catching game. This bump's at. I'm glad you brought that up because that's like if I, my pick for who would be the most valuable is Tank Bigsby. But at this point, I'm just trying to get a pass catching running back. I have four running backs on my roster, five wide receivers at this point. Evan Nirm was my last pick. I'm considering Tyler Warren with the final pick here. Just an opportunity for upside. Same thing with, I mean, I can go, I can go Colston Loveland. I want to throw another name out there that's a great last round high upside pick that I think is, you know, it's so gross. There's a reason he's in the last round. But Anthony Richardson. Well, and Fields too. Sure. I'm just saying like,

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You know, last year the fifth round pick, if he's the starter this year, he's going to score fantasy points with his rushing. So as a double tap at quarterback, you know, I almost took him to pair with Bo Nix in case Bo Nix doesn't level up. Yeah, yeah, you could do that, especially as late as I took Baker. Yeah, in a 10 teamer, I don't think that's a bad strategy. If you waited on quarterback, you know, like, yeah, you took Bo Nix in the, what, the 10th? Yeah, I don't mind that at all. And it's tough because I think, I mean, Romandre, nobody wants to draft him. He's still sitting there.

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Yeah. Probably starting. You know, this has been a very productive NFL pro to the tune of getting a contract. And the team has talked very positively. I'm actually going to, I'm just going to roll Tyler Warren here and just see if you get a breakout style campaign. We're two in a row at this point. I'm not laughing at you. You're laughing at Kyle taking the undrafted, the unrastered Keenan Allen. It's not a bad pick right now. I mean, it's stupid because. We don't know where he is. It's not that stupid. Well, it's stupid because he won't be here. Like if he gets a team, you know what I mean, come draft season, he's going to be several rounds higher. So it's a good pick, but Kyle has repeatedly told me that the Cardinals are going to sign Keenan Allen. Oh, that would be super awesome. I'm almost, I'm fully in that camp. It makes sense. Talked about that a while ago. It's either Greg Dorch. Michael Wilson. Oh, Wilson will be outside. Wilson is was a sneaky. He's a sneaky late round pick in a 12 team league.

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because the camp buzz is very positive and he's going to be on the field. Is it? Yeah. Michael Wilson is, look, if you think about, like we, we see them, they didn't address the offense in the draft. And we, that means a lot to us and we're like, ah, it's a big pat on the butt to Kyler and Marvin Harrison. It's also an endorsement of Michael Wilson because you didn't spend any depth picks on wide receivers. in this entire offense when you didn't have anybody last year. To me, it was an endorsement of his spot on the roster. On the roster, it's just the path to upside when he played 16 games, played 13 games as a rookie, and he's been basically at 550 yards for both season. That's a hard one. Now he has to compete with Zay Jones. His ceiling is Jacoby Myers. I'm not telling you he's a special player, but he could get, he could get there.

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on the right year. All right. So my final roster, Bejohn, Breece, Monty, and Swift at running back. Harrison, we've got James, Tyree Kiel, Chris Godwin, Michael, Golden. Matthew. Matthew, Golden. And then Baker at quarterback and Ingram and Warren double tap on the final two rounds at tight-in. I got Pooka Nakuwa, Garrett Wilson, Jordan Addison, Roma, Dunesay, Josh Downs, and Jaden Higgins as my wide receivers. I got. You know, probably I are running backs here, but high upside. Christian McCaffrey, Ken Bone Walker, Camp Scataboo, and Bayshall Tootin. And then my onesies are George Kittle and Jalen Hertz. That is a very hero RB starting lineup. I've got the late. Team, it's easier to find running backs and stuff on the waiver wire. Yeah, the late round onesies of Bo Nix and Travis Kelsey. My wide receivers are Nico Collins, JSN.

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Teteroa McMillan and Travis Hunter, as well as Debo, Samuel, and Cedric Tillman at running back Ashen Gentie, Kairn Williams, Joe Mixin, and Caleb Johnson. Love that core. All right. Well, that is going to do it. You can rip us a new one in the comments as you know you may be prone to do over on YouTube. And let us know where you think we went wrong. It's good to get the mock drafts on the books. See where players are going. See where some of the guys around the office have players slotted in and what they believe about them. We'll be back with another episode next week. We'll have some surprising team predictions. And we'll get into early breakouts and sleepers, busts and values very, very soon here on the podcast. Thank you for listening. Take care. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on Jointhefoot.com.

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