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Jason hiccups into his microphone, is immediately called out, and hears the hosts defend the interruption by imagining listeners searching their speakers, blaming the wiring, and diagnosing a car-audio failure.
The prior Dynasty podcast is credited to Jason, Matthew Betz, and Kyle; a participant admits thinking Kyle's mock-draft-mayhem mechanism was stupid, then reverses course and calls it useful, great, and worth hearing.
After Jordan Love's passing-touchdown rank prompts 'stupid Packers,' the hosts narrate smirking Al Borland in Ducers Alley and tell him to quit; the published video briefly cuts to the three-person producer row during the reaction.
Jordan Love inspires a deliberate romantic pun; the author is openly proud and says he drinks in the other hosts' groans.
A Deebo rushing analogy turns into Jason ordering mashed potatoes as steak sauce, more potatoes as his side, and enough potatoes to bury the filet; he calls the result mashed-potato mountain and treats finding the meat as a dream game show.
The setup insists that formerly bullish Andy now hates Drake London and will have no shares; Andy lets it run, then asks whether the speaker ever notices how little truth his sentences contain.
Puka Nacua's rookie season convinces a former skeptic to enter the throne room, bend the knee, and offer the crown; another host calls Puka number one in his heart. Direct video keeps everyone seated and shows no throne or crown.
The hosts propose pairing Justin Jefferson with Marvin Harrison in Arizona, admit they are speaking the rumor into existence and propagating it themselves, then place the dream beside Joe Montana and Jerry Rice coming to the Cardinals.
Mike says CeeDee Lamb should be on his dynasty roster, blames Andy and Jason for the long con that led him to reject sending Jalen Waddle, vows never to live it down, and asks to be reminded whenever anyone asks about regretted moves.
After the full ranking countdown, the hosts ask Al what comes next; his immediate reply lays out running-back countdowns for Tuesday and Thursday, and the desk confirms it.
Direct review of the complete published video shows Andy, Jason, and Mike as the only people at the main desk. The produced opening explicitly displays a WITH THE DUCERS card naming Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Jeremy/Owl Borland, and Kyle/The Borgogan; the live opening says the Ducers are present, and a later camera cut shows a three-human producer row beneath the DUCERS ALLEY sign while the hosts narrate Al Borland's smirking Packers reaction. The shot establishes the credited trio collectively without guessing individual seats. Al answers the closing question about next week's running-back schedule while the camera remains on the hosts. Jason's opening hiccup is treated as a sound mysterious enough to send listeners searching their speakers and blaming car wiring. Jason then praises Kyle's prior mock-draft-mayhem format after admitting he initially thought the idea was stupid. Jordan Love inspires a hopeless-romantic pun whose author drinks in the groans. The Deebo discussion escapes into Jason's dream meal: mashed potatoes used as steak sauce, more potatoes on the side, and a filet buried under a mashed-potato mountain like game-show treasure. Jason and Andy stage a knowingly false argument that Andy hates Drake London. Puka Nacua prompts an imaginary trip to the throne room to bend the knee and offer the crown, followed by the declaration that Puka is number one in a host's heart. A proposed Justin Jefferson-to-Arizona move becomes a self-generated rumor, then an escalating dream beside Joe Montana and Jerry Rice. Finally, Mike blames the other two hosts for talking him out of trading Jalen Waddle for CeeDee Lamb, says he will never live it down, and asks to be reminded whenever trade regrets come up. Targeted frame review confirms that the mashed-potato mountain, steak, throne, crown, Jefferson train, Arizona transaction, and dynasty trade receipt are dialogue-only; no such prop or dedicated graphic appears. No fourth host, cardboard bear, Jay image, Jay theme, or Jay sound cue appears anywhere.
There's your top 10 countdown. I'll run it back. Debo at 10, London at 9, Wilson at 8, Puka at 7, Brown at 6, Jefferson at 5, Ammonra at 4, chase at 3, lamb at 2, Tyreek at 1. We did it. Next week, what are we talking about, Al? What's next week's agenda? I think we got running backs, the countdown for Tuesday and Thursday? That is correct. You know, I try to, try to. Early running back rankings. Yeah. So we'll have the two-parter next week and looking forward to it. I think that's it. I think we're done. We are. All right. Thanks for joining us. A reminder. Head over to Ultimate draft kit.com. Get access to the dynasty pass right now. Goodbye. Goodbye. You for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com.
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