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Jason begins the show powdered but painfully burned after swimming with his children around noon on Father's Day in 115-degree heat. The hosts say he averages roughly one sunburn each summer, and the closing returns to his back before he admits that he forgets sunscreen every year.
A Joe Mixon value case is introduced as 'Mike's favorite' across two adjacent transcript paragraphs, and the hosts say using Joseph is already triggering. Later, an unlabeled ranking exchange reveals that the presenter is higher on Mixon than expected, so the presenter moves him down simply because the Joseph wording got into his head.
A host attempts Bhayshul Tuten and produces a noise another host mistakes for a sound-system glitch or a fart into the microphone. After the desk confirms it was merely the pronunciation, an audible reaction prompts 'Is that Matt?'; the answer is yes, followed by 'the child in the room' and a tease that he found it too funny.
The hosts confirm Travis Etienne as the official prior-season Poopiest Pants Footie winner. When asked whether he received it, they say it is still in the mail, concede that most Footies stay in the box, and imagine recipients checking the mailbox every day.
The George Pickens case explicitly says Jason refers to him only as George. The hosts call that a lazy first-name nickname, while the defense is simply that it helps with memory and that 'he's George.' An unlabeled host later coins Payday Pickens for the possibility that a huge season earns him a gigantic contract.
Jason arrives with a powdered, painful back after swimming with his children at noon on Father's Day without enough protection. The desk says he averages roughly one sunburn every summer, and the close confirms that he forgets sunscreen every year. A Joe Mixon value case is introduced by splitting 'Mike's favorite' across adjacent transcript paragraphs; saying Joseph is described as already triggering, and a later unlabeled rankings exchange ends with someone moving Mixon down simply because the Joseph wording got into his head. During the Travis Etienne case, a host's attempt at Bhayshul Tuten sounds to another host like a microphone glitch or fart. The desk then identifies the audible amusement as Matt, 'the child in the room,' without attributing any lexical speech to him. Etienne is confirmed as the prior season's official Poopiest Pants Footie winner, but the award is still in the mail; the hosts admit most Footies stay in the box while winners repeatedly check the mailbox. The George Pickens case reinforces Jason's established practice of calling him only George because it is easier to remember, then an unlabeled host coins Payday Pickens for a possible contract-year explosion.
is forced upon him by knowing his role in this offense and embracing that and not, you know, because you want to see consistency from it in some capacity. That's been part of the problem. It's like you don't play him and he breaks off a 70-yard touchdown. You do play him. It's a week. He's two for 15. That was some of the troubles. But again, bad, you know, bad quarterback play is putting it nicely. But a fun stat here. Is George Pickens good? There's only two wide receivers in an NFL history who have totaled more than 2,800 receiving yards while averaging 16 or more yards per reception before turning 24. He has not signed another contract. He has not. So that is interesting. It's almost like, do you, do you order the name? Yeah, go ahead. George Pickens and Randy Moss. No, he's not Randy Moss. No, I don't want the name. He has accumulated like a lot of yards and he's a big yards per catch guy. I mean.
He's 24. Do you want him to sign? With Dallas? In redraft. Would you want him signed? For this year? I don't think it makes any difference in redraft. I think I would not want him signed. George Pickens. I think he's the type of player that. Payday Pickens. I want payday pickens. Yeah. Which. Oh, man. That would be. George Pickens could do just something incredible this year of go out, have a monster season. be great for fantasy football and go get a gigantic bag of money the next year it's like if he has a big season he's not a cowboy no no because lamb already has that big deal and that works for the cowboys because then they'll get compensation back yeah losing him in free agency and a good year of football yeah all right we have a brand new show coming up we've got undervalued or overvalued underrated or overrated yeah there is the name of the show
on the next episode. We've got another mock draft coming up in the next couple of weeks. We've got a footballer's AMA show. A lot going on. And you can check out the Ultimate Draft Kit. Prepare yourself for the big drafts coming up. The most fun time of year. Everybody's undefeated. Set the foundation for your team. Ultimate DraftKit.com. The app is available on Apple, on Google Play. And we are adding features and upgrading that thing all the time, including the draft analyzer coming out very soon. which we have big plans for. So if you want more information, ultimate draft kit.com for that. Any parting words, gentlemen? Do you have anything to say to the people? Jason, how's that back? Are you? Oh, I'm in a lot of pain. In a tremendous amount of. What a guy. I tried to walk after lunch around our building as I do. It was too hot. You just didn't think after all the years of knowing Arizona sun like sunscreen on day one would have been a good. He's tougher than the sun. I forget every year. All right. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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