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10 Things to Remember from 2018 + FA Wishing Well

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To get that, now is the time to remember to fix your league. Move to a keeper league, change keeper rules for your league. This is the time to look into it. By the way, we do have an article about Fab on our website. I mean, we get asked a lot, how do I convince my league mates to move to Fab? People are nervous. They don't get it.

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We've got a great article over on the site written up by Eric Ludwig. It's fantastic. Yeah, definitely check that out. Are you playing on the platform that you love it there? Do you want to try a different platform? Try it out. Absolutely. And get rid of those bad people. If they wear a fedora, get them out. I was really wanting to gang up on Mike here. Oh, really? It's me. I'm out. Dang. You're wearing a fedora and a suit. That's true. That's true. I'm going to be the commentator at the draft, not a drafter. Mike, Mike.

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Mike has this habit around the office, and I really hate it. What? No. Don't just hang in with me, Mike. You get credit here, all right? Oh, okay. Mike's got this habit of, quote, unquote, remembering things properly. Oh, yes. And I have this habit of, quote, unquote, forgetting things. And I like to call it misremembering things, but. Yeah, you know what? That's probably more accurate. That's more accurate because what I like to do is I like to say, I'm pretty sure.

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I'm pretty sure this is that as this. And normally Mike will roll up and he'll be like, yeah, but look right there. And then I'll be like, no, Mike, dang it. Because Mike's memory is impervious to anything because he protects it with that hoodie. He keeps his brain nice and warm for memories. I don't keep my brain warm enough, apparently. So he's got this habit of just always ending up right about those type of things. And today, he rolls up and Jason's got his suit.

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That's a whole other problem. He's got his suit and his fedora and he says, you know, hey, Indiana Jones wears a fedora. And I'm like, you're a crazy person. Yeah. No, he does not. He is cool. Therefore, he does not. Indiana Jones is the coolest. You are wrong. That is my contention. Then I go and look up a picture of Indiana Jones and I still insist that this is not a fedora.

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And I tell Mike, I go, no, look at this. This is not a fedora. I've got Google images up on my screen. He walks up and he points at the first picture. And the name of the picture is Indiana Jones Fedora. And they're all named that. Yes. So apparently what here, Indiana, you are not as cool as Indiana Jones. Well, here's the thing.

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This is a stupid fedora that I'm wearing. It's got this stupid small little bill. It's got pin stripes, bro. I need a real fedora. The problem with the fedora. But please do not order me. The definition of fedora is it's far too wide. This hat, it got greedy of what hat shape and size it could actually be. And people started taking a liberty. Yes, it's ridiculous. And now, now where are we? Now we're at a place where I'm wearing a stupid hat and trying to be in a.

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Scoban. Scoban. Scob. So, fedores are just too wide. And too many. Too diverse. What? Too diverse. They need to segment. Yes. And rebrand. If you search, if you open up Google and you type in fedora hat, right? And you let the auto complete. You've got a couple interesting. The first one is fedora hat, how to wear. And maybe you should have looked that up.

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That's funny. Mine is Fedora Hat, Indiana Jones. Is it? Oh, and then there's Fedora hat straw. And so maybe because you're not wearing a straw fedora. That's the problem. I think we're done here, Brooks. You think we're done? Yeah, Jason's got to go knock on wood. Let's go. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. Look, it doesn't get better than pristine auction. We got Alvin Camara autographed jersey on the wall today. And guess what? The deal of the day? Jarvis Landry signed Cleveland Brown's jersey yesterday.

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JSA witnessed autograph $67.57. That's what I'm talking about. Get in on it. Jarvis Landry about to go ham. Yeah, look, there's hundreds of auctions. It's free to make an account, free to bid unless you win it. So just go and sign up, check them out every single day. You'll love what you see. And make sure when you sign up that you let them know that you found out about pristine auction from the Fantasy Footballers podcast.

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All right, that is it for today. Hopefully you enjoyed the show. Thanks for supporting us. And we will be back next week with a free agent preview. Absolutely. That is our plan. Unless Jason's wife says it looks good. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.

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