2019 Footie Nominations + Quivering Mustaches!

You've got... You can stop the list. The Lizard King. Oh. My cold-blooded brother. You've got Chris Goblin made his debut on the show and then showed up on Halloween. He did. Jacob Hollister, his nickname was Ambercrombie. He made the list? Apparently. Oh, but yeah. It's great. Oh, and this one, is this good? Is this bad? I mean, he was one of the bigger nicknames of the year. David...

Opportunity. Full opportunity. Yeah. Montgomery. Apparently this made the list as well. Yeah, you're right. Kenny Bills. Your opportunity was so strong, man. It was right there. The foot claim could have made you something special if you came through. But you got it just needed one game. The double nickname for T.J. Hawkinson.

Hockey Lees or the Hockstrap, depending on how he performed, aka the Hockstrap. Yeah, I was going to say. Did he Hoculees more than once? No, no, no. Not a Hoculees performance more than once. Really? I thought he had a couple big games. Am I wrong? I will vet. Awesome Eccler, which I like. I think, you know, it's subtle. Yeah. And then apparently at the end of the year, Jared Kuk. Jared Kuk. Jared Kuk. He made his debut.

So dumb. Here's the thing. Sometimes players nicknames like Russell Wilson. It's so simple and it's basically his name. Those don't go anywhere. They don't disappear. In other words, they are not free of Jared Kuk. Exactly. Jared Kuk will be back next year. All right, Mike. You want to hit the, you want to walk through the moment of the year with me? All right. So the, I mean, this is the last one. This is the big one.

And the best part is that we get to win it every single year. So this is the fantasy footballer's moment of the year. Yes. From 2019 last year's winner. Oh, it was so good. Was the accidental funky news drop? If you are around for that, that gem of a moment, it really was. That might be the best moment of all time. Of the show. Of the show. We accidentally played the wrong news. It got funky. We rolled with it. So when we're.

Are we giving people links to the video? Are we just trying to... Brooks, break it down for us. Those are in there for you guys. All right. Yeah. So, and we pulled the foot claim, right? For moments? Yes. All right. So this is brought to you by you. So the list starts with... Oh, yeah. When Jason was trapped in his dungeon of horrifically bad takes, which I think actually then it worked out. Yeah. I think Carson Wentz was...

Of course, it was the originator of that, and it worked out for him. The rise of its football time. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure we need to continue the list with its football time. It wasn't really one moment. You know, that was like a moment every week, but it was spectacular. You wait for it. Is this, is today Thursday or is it not Thursday? That is really the question you ask. Is it Thursday or is it not Thursday? Jason's.

crushed soul from the Philip River's interception when he declared, I am an Eminem with no chocolate. Just a shell of sadness. Another Jason moment. Jason muting himself. He completely forgets how to use a cough button. Oh, I remembered how. I did it very well. I pushed the button down fully. I just did it in the middle of talking. Like that. Thank you. A third Jason moment. I totally forgot about this.

This picture. Fedora Jason. Who put this picture in the dog? I don't know, but it's sensational. But remember, we made him wear a fedora for an entire week. Yes, we did. Was this because I shaved my head or I don't? I don't remember. We should have had you do it then too. But you looked really bad. I did. You're not a, like some guys can do a fedora. I can't do hats. You know, if you can't do a hat, then trying to do a fedora.

On top of that. Look, when you wear a fedora as a joke and it's overtly a joke for the show and people still say, please take off that fedora, I can't take it. That you know it was a special moment. It was bad. The Adam Gays. His apology. I asked the question. Well, it doesn't Adam Gays apology sound like. We have to be able to link these out so people could remember. Yeah. But Jason had a very.

appropriate response. The Halloween costumes, the Halloween costumes this year were a big hit. Darren, I am the Wallerous, the lizard king, Chris Goblin, groin index.com, which does this, does the link still work? Yeah, you can go to groin index.com and check out the groin. I still don't even remember exactly what we were talking about. It was, uh, whose groin were we talking about Mike? We were talking about Eric Ebron because he had, he was coming off some other injury. Oh, double groin. And well, it was, he was injured.

And then out of nowhere, they're like, oh, yeah, he's got a groin injury. We had no idea what was happening. And then I think we argued about whether you have one groin. Yes. Or whether you have two groin. We definitely did. Would it be two groin? Or would it be two groin? That's why you need the groin index.com can really clue you in on that. Also, the domain is available for sale. If you're interested, you better bring the dollars, though. Bring the dollar. That's a high value website.

All right. And then Brooks has insisted that we put in the David Blow. Yes. David Blow pronunciation when he became a vampire on the Megalodon episode. This was fantastic. I tried to delete this just now. I mean, from it because I, I didn't. I thought this was a terrible moment. Oh, this was a great moment. Yes. We didn't know how to pronounce his name because nobody did. I guess he eventually became a vampire, but for most of it, it was. Yes. And I don't say blah, blah, blah.

Yes. So footieawards.com, vote now, moment of the year, nickname of the year, and all those other categories. We'll have the winners on Thursday's episode of the show. It's going to be very exciting. This is a big moment in many of these winners' lives, one that they... The biggest. We'll tell their children and grandchildren about. It's their legacy, really.

Their Wikipedia pages will be deleted, and this will be the only thing added to it. It's a really, really big font. Footy Award winner. Winner. Absolutely. I hope we get something. I hope we get something good. We win the show moment every year. We want to thank Pristine Auction. Go to pristineauction.com for some science force memorabilia. Use the code ballers. Thank you, guys. Be safe on New Year's Eve, people. Be smart. Goodbye.

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