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Fantasy Football - Unsolved Mysteries + Camp Injury Updates - Podcast for 7/30

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He was the running back position. And truly, A.N. Jr. was the running back position last year for the Jags. So, you know, we don't have a full gigantic sample here to go off of. But Cohen might just be one of these guys. It's like, no, I don't want to tip. You know, I don't want to tip the play. Because if you have Crodd back there, my defense that I'm calling in is I'm calling in a run stop. So I guess a good way to put it would be, are you ever, if Tutin doesn't get gassed up.

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ADP-wise, which he will. But let's just say Tutin is drafted at the top of the fourth round. Because I think he probably will be. Top of fourth round would be a substantial ADP jump for where he's going right now. Yeah, he's not going to go of 506, though. If the current... Okay, make it 501. Okay, make it 501. Is there any chance you're going to be disappointed with that pick? 100%. You think so? Yes. There is... Tudin's profile to me is a very risky pick.

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But the upside is a three-down running back for a top five offense in the NFL, which will be very, very substantial league winning capability. Travis E.N. is a good, well-rounded player, but I don't think he's like the best of the best. And he was the running back 10 in fantasy football last year for this offense. You can tell Jason has made a significant shift in his Tutin mentality.

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I am worried about the liability of a box of crayons. So here's where I'm at. Oh. They're, I mean, everything I'm seeing, non-toxic, they're more disgusting than dangerous. But what's our lowest bid for one crayon? We don't need 24 crans. I just want to know. 50. Okay. $40. $40 for a crayon? Now I'm feeling bad about, like, do we not pay them enough? I'm out.

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Okay, $40. $40 for a crayon? Would you, now let me ask you. Is the box of crayons for $400? No, it's $300. That's what it was always was. You can have the box for $300 or $1 for Jason's pick of color for a $40. Thank you. Yeah, that's fine. I'd like to go higher if that's an option, like more crayons. You'd like to eat more crayons. I thought you meant more money. You can go all the way to the box for negotiation works. $300 for a box, $40 for a crayon. You decide. It's your choice.

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Off front. This is all off the record now. I just feel like our liability goes up with the more cranes we make him eat. Yeah, no, this is, we're going to take this outside of the office. Yeah, TBD. I do feel like if this is, no, nothing to do with the company at all. This is just friends goofing around, but social content. You know, I mean, if, well, I mean, we would, they would want to see our friends just documenting history. You guys can pay me and I'll pay Matt.

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Just to. There we go. To launder that a little bit. I would actually never ask, but would you like to ask? You know what? I am out. I will not be doing this anymore. Yeah, you guys shouldn't Matt. You should have taken the deal. You didn't take it. We're done. But Jeremy has a question for you. Yeah. 40 bucks for one crayon or 300 for a box of a gram. Would you like to offer me 400? I would not. I mean, you could be the last hundred of that 400.

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if you want the bucks. But I'm worried about impaction. He's got bowel problems already. I change mine. I go 35. Oh. Oh, what is this? I'm back in. I'm back in. One crayon? Did you do more research? It's got the dog. It's one crann. I'll do it for 30. Oh, my gosh. $30. This is great. Oh, my gosh. You could be doing it for the lint in my pockets. That sounds like you wanted more. I mean, yeah. How about 10? And then capitalism showed up. Yeah.

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Yeah, what a delight. All right. Sold to Matt for $30. That's between you and here. Yeah, I don't know. Totally between Matt and I. No idea what you're talking about. But we, oh, it looks like the, if you do it. Looks like somebody bought a couple boxes. They're on the way. Hopefully through your personal account. All right. That is going to do it for today's episode of the fantasy footballers podcast five days a week coming up in August on Monday.

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We have the ice and fire episode. Oh, baby. So that's our next episode, right? Correct. Because it's Saturday is August 1st, which we go to five shows a week, Monday through Friday in August. Amazing. This Saturday, there won't be an episode of the fantasy footballers. However, on the YouTube, our mini series is back. It is. People have been hoping that we brought it back. If you want a short form version of the fantasy footballers, like you're like just.

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The highlights, just the tips. Just the tips by the fantasy footballers. YouTube.com slash the fantasy footballers. We just recorded those. Getting ready to release them. August is here. We're getting ready for the season. Ice and fire, ranking shows, mock drafts, my guys, MVP's. It's all coming. This August. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on Join the Foot.com.

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