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Fantasy Football - The TRUTH: Top 10 Fantasy TEs + Wheel of Shame - Podcast for 2/5

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The TRUTH: Top 10 Fantasy TEs + Wheel of Shame | Fantasy Football 2026 - Ep. 1887

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Episode notes

The final TRUTH tight-end episode doubles as an office-character showcase: the entire Deucers Alley appears, wardrobe jokes spiral, and a false Giants coaching report triggers Mike's Jackson Dart conviction.

Inside the episode

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um look at this loser dude i could get some work done need those goggles on before the hard hat okay you're right yeah order of operations matter process over results okay looking good don't forget your toolbox you're going to you got you got to build yeah you got so i need to go inside the toolbox i would if i were you i don't know what's in there though probably tools plastic tools this is the dumbest thing you guys have ever done just a little baby um Why don't you build a lineup for us? Let's drill down here. My quarterback is going to be Drake May. And I'm going, this is my green goblin. I'm going more than 0.5 passing touchdowns. Okay. I'm going Drake May. Oh, I've got two lineups. One is more than 0.5 passing yards. Oh, yeah. Okay. People need to know that that's out there. We're not doing that. My actual Drake May is less than 220 and a half passing yards.

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I know he was able to get in a full practice. He's saying the shoulder's not an issue, but I think this could be a defensive game. However, on the platform right now on prize picks, you can basically get, oh no, there's a, there's a headlight. What are you? You got a work light on that hat. There is a, there is a gimmee for the Super Bowl of Drake Bay over half a passing yard. Yeah, a nice little promo. I'm looking through my lineup, guys. realizing you don't have a quarterback i don't have no i don't have a green goblin oh fantastic so whoops riding a little dirty here uh quarterback though i do have sam darnald his projections 229 and a half passing yards i'm going more sam ed we're gonna believe um super bowl MVP i mean if he hits this projection yeah unless unless you know ken walker rips off 250 yard tutties is it back to me yes sir let's keep building this lineup you heard me talk about it last week i

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The Christian Gonzalez, JSN matchup is going to be one of the more interesting ones for the Super Bowl. I'm going to take Cooper Cup making his contributions as I blast Mike with my work light here. 32.5 receiving yards. I'm taking the more. You're doing that as essentially you think JSN will have a difficult time with Christian Gonzalez. I just think that there will be opportunities for other receivers and Cup has been stepping up in recent weeks anyways. So 32.5 seems like something you can get. Well, we had a similar thought process. I have JSN, 91.5 receiving yards. I'm going less with the Christian Gonzalez coverage. I have Mr. Stefan Diggs. His projection is at 4.5. Realizing I should have taken the green goblin at 3.5. But here we are. It's too late. Four and a half receptions. I'm taking the more. For who is that? For Stefan Diggs. All right. I'm going to go.

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You do all you're measuring. A.J. Barner, 22 and a half. Measure twice. Cut once. Receiving yards. I'm taking less. A.J. Barner's not going to be near. Dude, your measuring tape got you the, got me the answer. Okay. Let me just wrap this up. Nice. I'm going to go. It doesn't even have a crank. That's funny. My, wait, we went to tight end. My tight end is Hunter Henry. Oh, his projection is five receiving. targets oh and i'm going less than that i think that that line was interesting that it wasn't a half um i don't see him getting to six he hasn't got to six on a long time i uh went with hunter henry but we're going band-aid seven and a half yards on first reception we're going less whoa whoa what that comes with weapons utility knife and a saw all right saw out your running back i don't know yeah yeah okay

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Yeah, the people hated that one. Yeah, I did too. Staying with the people. You guys know how I'm going to roll. You probably see what I saw. What? Romandre Stevenson, 50 and a half rushing yards. I'm taking the more. Oh. He is also for those out there that care. He would be my first touchdown pick. Okay. I will say you forgot what fogging up. You forgot what year it is. um because remandre is not mike's dude right travion is mike's dude and the other mike's dude to finish out mike's year at the super bowl is kin bone walker who is in my lineup i have him receiving targets three and a half more than that yeah with charbone out he's going to have at least four targets i was andy

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goes through the construction uh kenneth walker his projections at 74 and a half rushing yards i thought that was that's a little bit too high for or for how much wait are you betting against yourself i i'm just just in rushing yards oh my goodness just in rushing yes less than 74 and a half rushing i feel like you guys are getting punished by me all right it's going to be fun this week and that was fantasy face off presented by price picks check out special max discounts for the big game like drake may needing One passing yard to win. Use code footballers and get $50. I think you can do it. In lineups when you play $5. Al, we are twins. That's right. Dressing a like today. And enjoy the weekend, everybody. Have a good time. Enjoy the game. Stay safe. Ultimate draft game Sunday. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on Jointhefoot.com.

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