Fantasy Football Podcast 2017 - 400th Episode! + Best Ball Tips, Mailbag, Show Highlights

Am I going to be able to withstand victories for the next few weeks? Did you say withstand victories? What does that mean? I can always withstand a victory. Five stars is titled Withstanding Victories. I have been able to withstand multiple victories since I started listening to this podcast. I've been too busy eating double stuffed Oreos and with my three and one record thanks to the guys. Not every show can withstand victories. What do you think it's like for a new listener to the show to hear?

so many people reference withstanding victories. Do they just think that we are dumb? No. Cleveland, I think, would be a good spot, right? They shot, you know, at Robert Griffin last year and said, can he do it? They shot at him? You know, you shoot in the dark. You took a shot? They took a shot. At Robert Griffin. No, not at. With. With. There we have it. It's very different. I believe. It's very different than shooting at somebody.

And I was trying my best to kill Michael Thomas. I think if you listened a few weeks ago. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. His value. Yeah, so I know. I'm with you. To kill his fantasy lore, if you will. You'd have to cut that, Brooke. I want that on tape. My hair is gone for the most part. It looks mighty fine. Well, thank you. It looks better than Jason looks today. I'll tell you that right now.

The other news, hey Jason. Jason could not be with us this morning. No, he is. Ask him a question. Jason, how are you doing? Voice of Public opinion. What are your thoughts on this one? Paul Perkins, do you think it's, is it because his name is Perkins? You mean like the old family restaurant? The restaurant. So if his name is Paul Smash Burger? Smash Jackson. Oh, he'd be a second round pick. Yeah.

I agree with you. Smash Jackson. I want to draft that guy right now. I'll tell you what. What about Scooch McBooch or whatever you said on the last show? That was a good player. He's a full hero. We've moved on. Yeah, he's retired. Smash Jackson is the new name for Paul Perkins. If Paul Perkins comes out gangbusters for the third time, then he's smashed Jackson. Oh, yes. People throw these out, these player comps and you remove the name. You're like, oh, it's player A versus player B.

We're just going to start filling in. This is just Smash Jackson. Look at his stateline. Look at his metrics. Smash Jackson has a chance to start in New York this year. You ripped the tag off and you're like, Paul Perkins. Oh, no. What am I doing? Paul Perkins from Dunder Mifflin. All right. Thanks for the voicemail. I completely agree. I would much rather have Smash Jackson. Oh, Smash Jackson. Come on, Paul Perkins. Be good.

Let us have this. Be good, buddy. Johnny in Wisconsin, why is Alex Smith so low on your rankings? Because he's Alex Smith. Next question. We've always been big Alex Smith supporters when it comes to streaming because of his rushing production. But Alex Smith, Alex Smith is when you are running out the door, you're like, oh, crap. I didn't, I didn't do my laundry. I have nothing to wear.

I'll just grab this Alex Smith because I know it's good enough. Right. You won't embarrass yourself. What's that, Brooks? You've compared it to a saltine cracker. Yeah. Yeah. After you've had the stomach flu for a few days and you need to ease back into eating something, first thing you do is taking Alex Smith because you're not going to upset your stomach, the salteen cracker. Alex Smith is super dependable if you need somebody to pick up your kids after school. He'll get the job done. He'll get the job done.

He won't leave them there. His ratings on Angie's list are just four and a half stars. Four and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Dependable, reliable. Does the front and the backyard. It's never great, never terrible. I've never had a green pool once since he has taken over my. No, no, no. My pooler own duties. Who knew? I ran out of gas once. I knew I could depend on Alex Smith. Oh, yeah. Give him a call. Give him a call. I'll pick you up. Did you hear the news, by the way, on Alex Smith?

He's, quote, bummed about the way the Kansas City Chief's season ended. All right. That's a good ending point for the Alex Smith. There is no more Alex Smith comment than that. I almost forgot I wrote an article about Alex Smith. He chose vanilla ice cream at Baskin-Robbins at the 31 flavors. You guys have any parting words or just a farewell? It's just a farewell. I will see you on Thursday, as Alex Smith would say, have a good day.

Oh, that's a lot of fun. What a stroll. Oh, down memory lane. I thought for sure we would have gotten rid of Jason by now. Oh, man. I'm surprised I'm alive. All the baked goods I've been eating. Surprised he's not a wanted criminal with all these talks of injuring people. Yeah, that's... Yeah, I was really surprised hearing Brooks Clippy put together that I've had so many accidental...

You know, when I... Killings of people. When I first heard those clips, I immediately called my high school English teacher and thanked her for teaching me how to speak naturally. So, all right. Hey, thank you very much. Once again, appreciate you hanging out. Come back next week. Again, three shows a week right now going into five a week in August and a lot of very exciting stuff going on. Hopefully you're getting ready for your fantasy football league. We know you're hopping on board, new foot clan members each and every day. So farewell. Have a wonderful weekend. And we will be back.

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