SHOW 1000! Surprises, Show Moments + Week 14 Advice - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/9

Not exactly popery. It was weird because at first it's like there's nothing here. It didn't hit. And then it was like, oh, the inside of my skull's on fire. Okay. I get it. Yeah. Like a little man was doing jumping jacks in my nostrils. So none of us have ever done that before. No. And Mike, you mentioned that it must be pretty effective if it can bring people that are passed out back to life. Yes. You guys believe that was five?

I'm pretty shocked. So that ended up at number five. Well, recency biased. Yeah. But that was a special moment. I remember that happening. Like it was a couple weeks ago. Yeah. If all these moments are from the last two weeks, this is going to be a problem. What's number four? Number four. Oh, welcome in. It's football time. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Throwing in a few lyrics for the theme song today. Those are actually the words. People don't know this. Well, you did write it. People don't know that the fantasy footballist theme song has, it has worse. It's called it's football time. Yeah, that's the name of the song. And that's the, that's it. That's it. You just, you fit it in where you can fit it in. And then scream, hey, hey. It's football time again. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, already.

It's football time? It's football time, yeah. It's kind of football time. Oh, it's football time. Yeah. Little bit rain. I didn't have enough characters. I ran out of syllables, fellas. You went syllable choice versus coherent sentence. Oh, welcome in. It's football time.

Oh, my goodness. There we go. You found the first one. Between the mailbag drop compilation and then that one, Mike has a very specific role here that he is dominating. I have always a little bit hype. I have always pigeonholed myself as the hype man of the show. And you're wearing a pink suit today. So I really can't complain. Get hyped. Very nice. So the It's Football Time comes in at number four? Yes, sir. Very nice. All right. Number three.

Number three. Having said that, Jason, would you play Kirk Cousins or Philip Rivers? Is it? Come on, man. Oh, fuck, man. So, Philip Rivers, who I hate now, I didn't, but last week I made him my start of the week, and he looked terrible. He looked washed. He looked awful, is, and was on my team. Any other adjectives you want to use for...

Poor old Phil. Thesaurus awful, okay? And all of them. But I am playing him this week. Oh, no. Welcome in. Oh, we got the band back together. Sort of. Tuesday, November 19th, the fantasy footballers Andy Mike.

And Jason. It's basically a two-man show because I'm about 50%. Jason's about 50%. Different reasons. The outside of my body is here. The shell that you have come to know as Jason Moore is still on the show. Jason Moore is no more? The inside is hollow.

I am an M&M with no chocolate. You're like the Easter chocolate bunnies. Oh, with the... You're like, oh, that's a whole bunch of chocolate. Except they serve a purpose. They can be delicious and a tasty treat. While I have no reason to be here. You absolutely do have a reason to be here. It's Waver Day. We have a tremendous amount of listeners that are just...

dying for your advice. I guess, I guess. Dying for your death. I guess I am serving a purpose here because, you know, look, you eat that chocolate bunny is not good for you, but it gives you something that you want. And you've come here to this show today to witness the death of a man. And I want to provide that for you. Not everybody. I want you to enjoy this is a good for you.

But I hope it tastes delicious. It did for me. Yeah. Oh, no. Why don't you fill people in? Yeah, not every, fill them in? Well, you can't fill me in. No, no, no, fill them. Fill a river. Oh, yeah, okay. A river of tears. It was, I had Patrick Mahomes. Jason had his good friend, Philip Rivers, as well as Tyreek Hill. Yada, yada, yada. Tyreek Hill left the game. Yada, yada, yada, yada. Mahomes had a terrible game. Rivers is driving down the field.

Rivers needs to essentially drive down the field for Jason to win. And he does. And he does. And I won. And Jason was up by half a point until one more. One more interception. I believe that is seven interceptions in the last two games. I have had all of them. But it took each one to put me where I'm at right now. Okay, Jason.

Does that bring you back? Oh, man. I'll tell you what, if you are not watching on YouTube, you did not get the experience of seeing a man without a soul. You only heard it. And it's not good enough. But that is the reason why this week, week 14, with the plush matchup, I will not go down with Philip Rivers. I will never do it again. You were a dead man. Oh, man. You are a dead man. Watching.

My eyes, I remembered the feeling of just hollowness. Just torment. Okay. Number two, Brooksie. Peer River. Number two. So we're talking David Johnson, the 22nd pick of the third round by the Arizona Cardinals. Be still my heart. And if you want a fun time, go watch David Johnson's highlight reels. David Johnson. David Johnson. Time has come. Somehow.

Yeah. David Johnson. Oh, David. Oh, come on. I went for the who-hoo-hoo. And I swallowed my throat. I don't know what happened. Oh, my goodness. What just happened? It did not feel good. I feel like we owe David an apology. Yeah, we do. Oh, goodness. Thank you. Wow. If you want to not miss that, go to the YouTube version. I hope that's not a premonition for the season.

There better be a who-who-hoo after David Johnson. What? There it is. All right. All right. We individually. Jason's soul left his body. Oh, my goodness. I forgot about this. Yeah, that one caught me off guard. I forgot about it. Well, that's a double whammy memory because I feel like the David Johnson experience when he was coming out as a rookie and his sophomore year breakout that was, you know, this show was.

you know, on that moment. But then it also had the throat swallowing moment tied to it. It was special. Was that the year that he went out week one? I don't want to know, man, because if it was. I think it was a premonition. And you even, you even called it. Yeah, you're welcome. All right. Number one overall moment, Brooksie. Number one. I'm excited to find out what it is. Number one. Okay, let's move on to the news. Oh, yeah.

Super newsy. We're going back to the 80s. What on earth? I'm leaving this in. Oh, this is magical. ESPN's Adam Schifter reports. The MRI has confirmed Jimmy Garoppolo's initial diagnosis of a torn left ACL. Someone call Axel F. Get Axel Foley in here immediately. So if you could see Brooks face, it's a gas. So a couple days ago.

We lost our whole soundboard. Where did that come from? We lost our whole soundboard, and Brooks rebuilt it. And we hadn't played news since then. Get back on. That is maybe my fit. Yeah. Cardinals coach Steve Wilkes announced Monday that rookie Josh Rosen will start a quarterback going forward. Oh, man. Dalvin Cook, day-to-day, unsure of his week four status.

Jaguars coach Doug Marone said running backs Leonard Fournet and T.J. Yeldin will be day to day this week. Speaking Monday, Titans coach Mike Brable said there are still throws Marcus Marriota can't make. Hey, guess what? Alshund Jeffrey still hasn't been cleared for contact. The best news segment of all. We've never had a better news segment. Oh, man. So that was by far the number one submitted answer was a moment, like probably all moments of the show that have.

accidents. Whoopsies. Brooks, how did you feel in that moment? Let's get your thoughts. When you realize that you had put the wrong song in there, it's the worst feeling ever, basically. And yet the worst feeling ever is the best moment in show history. Yep. Wow. You guys, that's what you guys, the power of you guys. You can't screw up, can you, Brooks? You just can't. You can't screw up. What a crazy ride this first thousand episodes has been.

Not over. Thank you. Amazing. Pretty bananas. When they were squished in that tiny upstairs bedroom, Caleb's bedroom, it smelled like feet. I think cookies way too many times. They started off and it was pretty scary because they basically said, hey, we're going to start this fancy football podcast. No one's done it before. Here's what's crazy. You were like, okay. Yeah. And they kept their families first through it all.

That we never felt like we were forgotten or left behind. Our kids are always feel like they are just the center of their words. Daddy tucks them in. They are helping with homework. They're at every show. Every performance. That I think is the greatest gift. Just so you all know, Foot Clan, the footballers you see are the footballers we are at home. Oh, yeah. Andy Daynes like a bird. At home. Close. Jason is in his underwear. Yeah. Jason isn't his underwear. 98%. So they are genuinely.

That's who they are. The thing that's, I think, awesome, too, is about the show is not only for other families, but for our own families, we know that our husbands have a job that our own kids can listen to. Each of us has our own little football player in the family. And so to not only have that person that they can get advice from, but it's also their dad. And they can look up to them and just watch that.

relationship grow between the boys and their dads. That's just been something that's been really special to watch too. It's going to be really cool to see those little guys grow up to be the next fantasy footballers. Terrifying. Right. Yeah. So here's to a thousand more. We're so proud of you guys. Congratulations. You got me. You did it. Shut it down, Al. Shut it down. It's the last one, but I am deceased. Thank you, everybody.

Oh, my goodness. Congrats you guys. Al, Judge Diamati, the whole team. Thank you so much. Kyle, Snyder, Rob, Josh. Everybody out there. PK. Yeah. Oh, man. That, well, we cannot thank you enough. Final show. This is a life transforming journey we have been on. It is, I mean, it's, Jason's wrong. It's going to keep going.

Maybe to 3,000. We might have to shut it down on 3,000. All right. Thank you, everybody. We'll break down some matchups tomorrow. Sound good? Yeah. After we recover. Take care. We'll see you tomorrow, everybody. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.

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