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302018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 54 min · 0:00

Week 9 Waivers & QB Streamers, Triumvirate

You're picky about your fantasy draft. You got rankings, sleepers, mock drafts, and too many tabs open. You know what else you should be picky about? Buffalo sauce. Introduce a primal kitchen, the official buffalo sauce of the NFL. Primal Kitchen buffalo sauce. It's made how it should be with real ingredients like avocado oil and big time flavor. Build your …

292018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 58 min · 0:00

Week 8 Studs & Duds, Rising Stars, HUE-ge News!

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

262018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 57 min · 0:00

Week 8 Matchups, In-or-Out, Blastoff!

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252018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 67 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week, Wk 8 Matchups, The Next Generation

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

242018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 54 min · 0:00

Let’s Talk Trades, Pump the Brakes, Doctor Smocktor

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

232018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 62 min · 0:00

Week 8 Waivers & QB Streamers, That's Amari

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222018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 61 min · 0:00

Week 7 Studs & Duds, Rising Stars, Walk of Shame

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

192018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 62 min · 0:00

Week 7 Matchups, In-or-Out, Mark Waltonberger

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

182018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 62 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week, Wk 7 Matchups, Who Am I?

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

172018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 62 min · 0:00

What Would You Do? + Pump the Brakes, Krampus Love

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

162018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 56 min · 0:00

Week 7 Waivers & QB Streamers, Jason Gets His Groove Back

If you're a smart business, the right hire can be a make or break. Indeed, sponsored jobs gets you quality candidates when you need them most. Join the 3.3 million employers worldwide that use Indeed to connect with quality talent that fits their needs. Listeners of this show,

152018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 61 min · 0:00

Week 6 Studs & Duds, Rising Stars, Jordan OW!-ward

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

122018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 66 min · 0:00

Week 6 Matchups, In-or-Out, Boatraces & Cakewalks

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

112018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 69 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week, Wk 6 Matchups, Dad is Back

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

102018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 63 min · 0:00

Keep/Trade/Cut, Pump the Brakes, Wet Toilet Paper

You're picky about your fantasy draft. You got rankings, sleepers, mock drafts, and too many tabs open. You know what else you should be picky about? Buffalo sauce. Introduce a primal kitchen, the official buffalo sauce of the NFL. Primal Kitchen buffalo sauce. It's made how it should be with real ingredients like avocado oil and big time flavor. Build your …

092018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 64 min · 0:00

Week 6 Waivers & QB Streamers, Secret of the Ooze

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

082018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 59 min · 0:00

Week 5 Studs & Duds, Rising Stars, Hot Lockett

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

052018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 69 min · 0:00

Week 5 Matchups, In-or-Out, Andy the Oil Baron

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

042018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 70 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week, Wk 5 Matchups, Hinesquarters

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

032018-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 62 min · 0:00

Last Straw Players, Pump the Brakes, Manly Men

This episode is sponsored by prize picks. Football is back and prize picks is giving users a new promo every day during stacked September. Sign up now for guaranteed picks every Sunday, along with profit boosts and daily discounts. You just pick two to six players and then you pick more or less on their projected stats.

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