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212019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 57 min · 0:00

Week 7 Studs & Stinkers + Weekly Rewind, Monday Punday

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

182019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 68 min · 0:00

Week 7 Matchups + In-or-Out, Ballers on a Budget

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

172019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 69 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week, Week 7 Breakdown & Tight End Sniffing

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

152019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 53 min · 0:00

Week 7 Waivers + Full Stream Ahead, MNF Recap

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

112019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 67 min · 0:00

Week 6 Matchups + In-or-Out, Oh Yeahhhhhhhhh!

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

102019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 69 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week + Week 6 Breakdown, Burgles, Penguins, Boom-Booms

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

092019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 60 min · 0:00

Buy/Sell + Let’s Talk Trades, A Healthy Beating

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

082019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 57 min · 0:00

Week 6 Waivers + Full Stream Ahead, Russian Roulette Week

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

072019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 59 min · 0:00

Week 5 Studs & Stinkers + Weekly Rewind, Kerplunk!

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

042019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 59 min · 0:00

Week 5 Matchups + In-or-Out, Iron Lungs

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

032019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 69 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week + Week 5 Breakdown, Winkies & Twinkies

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

022019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 65 min · 0:00

Buy/Sell + Snap Count Trends, "Cool Andy" Revealed

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012019-10
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 59 min · 0:00

Week 5 Waivers + Full Stream Ahead, Tilting PSA

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

302019-09
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 56 min · 0:00

Week 4 Studs & Stinkers + Weekly Rewind, Bounce Back Bobby

This episode is brought to you by State Farm. Every football fan is different. Some won't wash their lucky mustard-stained jersey until the season's over. Some insist they can't sit down on third downs and some pick their favorite team because, I don't know, just like football fandom, nobody's life is exactly the same. And that's why State Farm gets to know …

262019-09
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 71 min · 0:00

Starts of the Week + Week 4 Breakdown, Confidence Canoe

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

252019-09
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 65 min · 0:00

PANIC ROOM + Buy/Sell, Melvin Returns?

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

242019-09
Transcript match · Podcast audio · 55 min · 0:00

Week 4 Waivers + Full Stream Ahead, Fart Sniffing

Look, no one wants to be just another guy, not in fantasy and definitely not in your career. The good news? There's ways to stand out from the competition. Southern New Hampshire University has over 200 degree programs you can do online. You'll learn from instructors with actual experience in the field, not just drawing on whiteboards. And you'll gain practi…

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